How many people in here like theme parks and/or carnival rides? Everyone who sees this just tell me YES or NO.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!
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ajgoal
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CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
ajgoal
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You fall out of the ride you pick.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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Asnito
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Lord Defect
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We’re going to go with the lead singer from Volbeat, don’t know his name, don’t care to learn it. His stupid stealing James hetfields gimmick where he ends each sentence with “Ah”.
f*** that autotuned dude and that band.
@Young Sandwich I believe you’re upAh
oh cap, he’s playing the slide whistle , and he’s a spite band member.
f*** that autotuned dude and that band.
@Young Sandwich I believe you’re upAh
oh cap, he’s playing the slide whistle , and he’s a spite band member.
No catch, just trying to gauge interest for a possible category. It seemed like a lot of people were interested anytime the subject came up, so I wanted to check.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
All good. I love the rides but I hate the endless waiting in line.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
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If you are going to pick someone, you have to at least post the c***'s name, for f***'s sake. F***ing hell, you're defective.
ajgoal
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Imagine if "Hamilton" were instead just called "Blank."
Idiot. (I still haven't watched that f***ing thing, if it's even available to watch. It would be the miracle of all miracles if I actually liked it, but you never know. Hopefully I never find out.) I'm not going to sit here waiting for that imbecile to give me a name - just don't pick anyone from Volbeat, whatever the f*** that is. Or don't pick the singer at least. I don't know.
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock. He has two literal slots for literal members to physically plunder, plus nearly all the other glorious categories. @BiggE is on deck. He ran out of spite for musical douchebags, which is surprising, but if you think about it, having a tight (literal) unit will allow him to focus the beatings on four shitheads and intensify the beatdowns for each. @pit is on the lido deck with the most hateworthy back-toilet gunk so far. He has done a better job of picking people I hate than I have, which makes me very happy if you can believe it. mja is on the lido afterdeck, and he has also done a good job of choosing people I hate.
I didn't really start thinking of the non-music categories until the other day - I was super focused on not forgetting anyone in music who deserves my spite (and I failed, but whatever - there are only about a million left - this happens when you hate everyone and everything and the Earth is shit and you are in the middle of a jihad) - but I am super happy with what I came up with. I'm so excited to share them with you that I may even manage to stay awake for five or 10 minutes today.
Idiot. (I still haven't watched that f***ing thing, if it's even available to watch. It would be the miracle of all miracles if I actually liked it, but you never know. Hopefully I never find out.) I'm not going to sit here waiting for that imbecile to give me a name - just don't pick anyone from Volbeat, whatever the f*** that is. Or don't pick the singer at least. I don't know.
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock. He has two literal slots for literal members to physically plunder, plus nearly all the other glorious categories. @BiggE is on deck. He ran out of spite for musical douchebags, which is surprising, but if you think about it, having a tight (literal) unit will allow him to focus the beatings on four shitheads and intensify the beatdowns for each. @pit is on the lido deck with the most hateworthy back-toilet gunk so far. He has done a better job of picking people I hate than I have, which makes me very happy if you can believe it. mja is on the lido afterdeck, and he has also done a good job of choosing people I hate.
I didn't really start thinking of the non-music categories until the other day - I was super focused on not forgetting anyone in music who deserves my spite (and I failed, but whatever - there are only about a million left - this happens when you hate everyone and everything and the Earth is shit and you are in the middle of a jihad) - but I am super happy with what I came up with. I'm so excited to share them with you that I may even manage to stay awake for five or 10 minutes today.
Spite Accordion - 6ix9ine
I think this completes my spite band.
The real main spite here is directed at Don Henley for the childhood trauma he put my through, so I decided to pick two incredibly irritating people for him to be stuck in a band with in this new universe.
It's all about punishing him as much as possible and I believe these two members will do exactly that.
@JojoTheWhale you're up
Damn, he was on my list.
My list is very long though. He was in an upper tier though.
I am going to be disappointed when I run out of slots.
This next asshole made things personal back in the early/mid 2000s. By personal, I mean personal-by-association. He stole my friend's girlfriend and ended their long term relationship with little more than a wave of a dreadlock. That was the final straw after subjecting us all to his seizure-inducing "music" for far too long. He looks like a tuskless walrus with a pile of burnt shit on the top of his head.
The plan will be to let his dreads grow out long enough so as to allow us to craft a weapon out of them to beat him with. Of course this will take time, so any old ordinary torture devices will work in the interim.
(Soon to be) Mutilated Member - Adam Duritz (Triangle)
Feel free to kick him in the ribs on the way to podium @BiggE
The plan will be to let his dreads grow out long enough so as to allow us to craft a weapon out of them to beat him with. Of course this will take time, so any old ordinary torture devices will work in the interim.
(Soon to be) Mutilated Member - Adam Duritz (Triangle)
Feel free to kick him in the ribs on the way to podium @BiggE
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BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Theme parks: YES
Scary rides at theme parks: NO
Scary rides at theme parks: NO
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Imagine if "Hamilton" were instead just called "Blank."
Idiot. (I still haven't watched that f***ing thing, if it's even available to watch. It would be the miracle of all miracles if I actually liked it, but you never know. Hopefully I never find out.) I'm not going to sit here waiting for that imbecile to give me a name - just don't pick anyone from Volbeat, whatever the f*** that is. Or don't pick the singer at least. I don't know.
We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock. He has two literal slots for literal members to physically plunder, plus nearly all the other glorious categories. @BiggE is on deck. He ran out of spite for musical douchebags, which is surprising, but if you think about it, having a tight (literal) unit will allow him to focus the beatings on four shitheads and intensify the beatdowns for each. @pit is on the lido deck with the most hateworthy back-toilet gunk so far. He has done a better job of picking people I hate than I have, which makes me very happy if you can believe it. mja is on the lido afterdeck, and he has also done a good job of choosing people I hate.
I didn't really start thinking of the non-music categories until the other day - I was super focused on not forgetting anyone in music who deserves my spite (and I failed, but whatever - there are only about a million left - this happens when you hate everyone and everything and the Earth is shit and you are in the middle of a jihad) - but I am super happy with what I came up with. I'm so excited to share them with you that I may even manage to stay awake for five or 10 minutes today.
It's on Disney+ if you ever find free time.
I watched like ten minutes of it once and turned it off. I'm an uncultured swine I guess.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
{NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YOU GOT! NO CHANCE IN HELL!!}
ALRIGHT SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMMIT!!! Jacksonville, you and the damn Methgators deserve a babe that can represent all that it means to be a damn Methgator, DAMMIT!!
So, right here in this very ring, I, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON DAMMIT!! present to you, JACKSONVILLE, DAMMIT! A TRAILER TRASH GENUINE FLORIDA CRACK HO!!!
So don’t say I never gave you anything, DAMMIT!! NOW HIT MY DAMN MUSIC!!
BiggE here, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. @pit please save us from this nightmare!
ALRIGHT SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMMIT!!! Jacksonville, you and the damn Methgators deserve a babe that can represent all that it means to be a damn Methgator, DAMMIT!!
So, right here in this very ring, I, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON DAMMIT!! present to you, JACKSONVILLE, DAMMIT! A TRAILER TRASH GENUINE FLORIDA CRACK HO!!!
So don’t say I never gave you anything, DAMMIT!! NOW HIT MY DAMN MUSIC!!
BiggE here, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. @pit please save us from this nightmare!
