NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!
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Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Spite Accordion - 6ix9ine
I think this completes my spite band.
The real main spite here is directed at Don Henley for the childhood trauma he put my through, so I decided to pick two incredibly irritating people for him to be stuck in a band with in this new universe.
It's all about punishing him as much as possible and I believe these two members will do exactly that.
@JojoTheWhale you're up
I think this completes my spite band.
The real main spite here is directed at Don Henley for the childhood trauma he put my through, so I decided to pick two incredibly irritating people for him to be stuck in a band with in this new universe.
It's all about punishing him as much as possible and I believe these two members will do exactly that.
@JojoTheWhale you're up
Spite Accordion - 6ix9ine
I think this completes my spite band.
The real main spite here is directed at Don Henley for the childhood trauma he put my through, so I decided to pick two incredibly irritating people for him to be stuck in a band with in this new universe.
It's all about punishing him as much as possible and I believe these two members will do exactly that.
@JojoTheWhale you're up
I don't know who the f*** that is, but I can see from the spelling that it is a great pick. Great spite. We will make this f***er hold the phone and wait every time any of us are put on hold in the Quackverse.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Not quite that easy
Step 1- I call
Step 2 - Try to navigate through roughly ten "If you're trying to reach ____ please press 1" menus
Step 3 - Wait
Step 4 - Wait
Step 5 - Wait
Step 6 - THE CALL RANDOMLY ENDS
Step 7 - Go back to Step 1
AND THIS HAPPENED FOUR TIMES
And this was a call I absolutely had to complete today, so I just had to keep doing it until it worked.
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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Spite Vocals: Glenn Danzig
This tiny prick is right in the Gene Simmons line of assholes by design. The stories of the troubles he's given bookers, promoters, other bands, and even his own band members are the stuff of legend. He frequently holds promoters up for changes to his contract right at his stage time, be it more money or going onto the main stage. There's an infamous anecdote of him refusing to go on stage at an Arizona festival because it was too cold at a brisk 55 F and despite them renting heaters specifically for him after he complained. He's famous for making techs draw him diagrams of the stage setup because he won't go up and check it out himself.
I must begrudgingly admit that despite this, Danzig has given us exactly one piece of media of lasting value.
@Strawberry Fields I almost forgive you for the Dylan pick. Almost.
This tiny prick is right in the Gene Simmons line of assholes by design. The stories of the troubles he's given bookers, promoters, other bands, and even his own band members are the stuff of legend. He frequently holds promoters up for changes to his contract right at his stage time, be it more money or going onto the main stage. There's an infamous anecdote of him refusing to go on stage at an Arizona festival because it was too cold at a brisk 55 F and despite them renting heaters specifically for him after he complained. He's famous for making techs draw him diagrams of the stage setup because he won't go up and check it out himself.
I must begrudgingly admit that despite this, Danzig has given us exactly one piece of media of lasting value.
@Strawberry Fields I almost forgive you for the Dylan pick. Almost.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
He seems to be a real piece of shit and there's a lot of memes involving him, so it was a good match.
I don't know too much about him other than he makes awful music and he went to jail and then snitched to get out of it or something (I'm not 100% sure about the whole story... I have no interest in his life).
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Not quite that easy
Step 1- I call
Step 2 - Try to navigate through roughly ten "If you're trying to reach ____ please press 1" menus
Step 3 - Wait
Step 4 - Wait
Step 5 - Wait
Step 6 - THE CALL RANDOMLY ENDS
Step 7 - Go back to Step 1
AND THIS HAPPENED FOUR TIMES
And this was a call I absolutely had to complete today, so I just had to keep doing it until it worked.
I share your pain. For steps 3-5, when I am on hold, I put whatever abhorrent hold music with interspersed self-congratulatory or promotional prattle on the lowest volume that I can identify the arrival of a human being and go about my other business. I know I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. If this criterion held me back, I'd probably have half my total post count.
Spite Vocals: Glenn Danzig
This tiny prick is right in the Gene Simmons line of assholes by design. The stories of the troubles he's given bookers, promoters, other bands, and even his own band members are the stuff of legend. He frequently holds promoters up for changes to his contract right at his stage time, be it more money or going onto the main stage. There's an infamous anecdote of him refusing to go on stage at an Arizona festival because it was too cold at a brisk 55 F and despite them renting heaters specifically for him after he complained. He's famous for making techs draw him diagrams of the stage setup because he won't go up and check it out himself.
I must begrudgingly admit that despite this, Danzig has given us exactly one piece of media of lasting value.
@Strawberry Fields I almost forgive you for the Dylan pick. Almost.
He's like the miniature trash can you put in the bathroom next to the toilet where he belongs.
This is the best, only matched by that guy selling guitars, with his daughter on hsn. Well done.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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The knife sellers and the baseball guys.
don't forget that dude that sells collector coins, he says everything twice.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
You know, if you think about it being a mod is kinda like being a snitch…
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Nope. It’s more like the people that report posts are the snitches...
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Striiker and 701 Lippincott Drive, Marlton, NJ 08053
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Google it.
Is this address a reference to something that’s going over my head?
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
You’re an age traitor.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
- Jun 29, 2015
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He could be referencing your job.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Working at a daycare? Not a f***ing chance.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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You're smarter than @Starat327 gives you credit for.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Low bar, but thanks.
Now if we’re talking about a doggie daycare… I might send in a resume.
Starat327
Top .01% OnlyHands
I just like to set realistic expectations.
Strawberry Fields
12x Calder Cup Champs
Crushing sports moment
Pens back to back Cups in 2016 and 2017
Says something that the Flyers have left me so indifferent that my crushing sports moment doesn't even involve them. Hell, I was asleep in bed when Kane scored in 2010. But I was so ****ing gutted and pissed at the same time in June 2017. The Bears have satisfied me enough over the years that I can't think of a moment since I've followed them that's crushed me, even the two Finals they've lost in that time.
@Lord Defect
Pens back to back Cups in 2016 and 2017
Says something that the Flyers have left me so indifferent that my crushing sports moment doesn't even involve them. Hell, I was asleep in bed when Kane scored in 2010. But I was so ****ing gutted and pissed at the same time in June 2017. The Bears have satisfied me enough over the years that I can't think of a moment since I've followed them that's crushed me, even the two Finals they've lost in that time.
@Lord Defect
