NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Remember how willing I was to let you bend me over a barrel on this one the first time I choose to bend the rules. Bastards.

You are so unbelievably defective and illiterate that you can't see that I was letting you have what you wanted

 

[mja]

Fine. f*** it. I’ll take one measly little zombie, but I get to choose which “brand” of zombie.
I want a fresh zombie from the Return of the Living Dead lore. Give me Julie.
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Julie can run, is sentient, and cannot be killed. If incinerated, the gases from the incineration fall back to “earth prime” and further infect more. There is no stopping a RotLD zombie.

No, you get Zombie. A Zombie is a mythological figure. This is a movie character.

 

[Lord Defect]

No, you get Zombie. A Zombie is a mythological figure. This is a movie character.

Listen here expansion draft...

 

[mja]

Listen here expansion draft...

Please. You're the Buffalo Sabres of this league.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I for one am super excited that the Zombie Banter is over.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The last 20 or so posts of this thread have improved my sour mood from watching that OT.

 

[Lord Defect]

I can't find the specific picture I took at the moment, but this is the best place on Earth. I almost picked it with my Dealer's Choice, but I am locking it down now. It belongs with me anyway.

Team Vacation Spot - Tokyo

@Strawberry Fields

The fact Wendy’s is there kinda ruins the picture. If you ever find yours, please feel free to share.
At nighttime, how far off is blade runner?

 

[Lord Defect]

Please. You're the Buffalo Sabres of this league.

That would be either the fog or the pain, I’ll let anyone other and an expansee make that call.

 

[Lord Defect]

I for one am super excited that the Zombie Banter is over.

Like zombies themselves, zombie discussion can show up nearly anywhere. It could be phase 5, tomorrow morning, or in the nfl draft.

 

[Lord Defect]

The last 20 or so posts of this thread have improved my sour mood from watching that OT.

That’s what I strive for.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The fact Wendy’s is there kinda ruins the picture. If you ever find yours, please feel free to share.
At nighttime, how far off is blade runner?

The Wendy's there is amazeballs. It's right down the street from the Shinjuku Station exit. It was my first meal in Japan. Total food orgasm.

 

[Rebels57]

That would be either the fog or the pain, I’ll let anyone other and an expansee make that call.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The last 20 or so posts of this thread have improved my sour mood from watching that OT.

The picks themselves or just the fact that we got through so many?

 

[Lord Defect]

The Wendy's there is amazeballs. It's right down the street from the Shinjuku Station exit. It was my first meal in Japan. Total food orgasm.

If I’m in a foreign country and I’m hungry, and international chain is going to be the last place I eat.
This is like going to Italy and getting Pizza Hut. You could have gone to a place and gotten a burger made from wagyu beef. But noooo, you needed to get a baconator.

 

[Lord Defect]

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f*** he’s so creepy.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The picks themselves or just the fact that we got through so many?

The literal posts. More the banter than anything.

 

[Lord Defect]

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One of you made the mistake of making me your rival, the other has the unfortunate circumstance of not being good enough to be remembered which they are.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If I’m in a foreign country and I’m hungry, and international chain is going to be the last place I eat.
This is like going to Italy and getting Pizza Hut. You could have gone to a place and gotten a burger made from wagyu beef. But noooo, you needed to get a baconator.

Let's see you live abroad for three years straight, and then later for six years straight, and see how you react to it. I am totally sure your brain will process everything perfectly and you'll make a super logical, totally non-defective decision every single step of the way.

 

[Chinatown88]

The Wendy's there is amazeballs. It's right down the street from the Shinjuku Station exit. It was my first meal in Japan. Total food orgasm.

He doesn't know fast food chains in other countries are infinitely better than the US.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He doesn't know fast food chains in other countries are infinitely better than the US.

His defective ass also doesn't realize that I ate salmon almost every single day for two full years and was so full of joy to finally be in my dream city that I just wanted some f***ing Wendy's more than I wanted to act like some douche tourist with a stick up my ass and my pinky jutting out.

 

[Lord Defect]

Let's see you live abroad for three years straight, and then later for six years straight, and see how you react to it. I am totally sure your brain will process everything perfectly and you'll make a super logical, totally non-defective decision every single step of the way.

You do know I was in the military right? While my deployments were not 3 or 6 years straight, it’s offset from eating MRE’s, interacting with 98% dudes, having a goddamn time to get up before most people do. On top of that I played the “I’m underage, how am I getting my booze tonight” game.
You got laid to yell at foreign kids because they thought catcher in the rye is, rightfully, a terrible book.

Notice how no one took That guy who wrote something about catching some sort of almost wheat like plant?

 

[Lord Defect]

He doesn't know fast food chains in other countries are infinitely better than the US.

I know they offer different items, I know their still fast food.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You do know I was in the military right? While my deployments were not 3 or 6 years straight, it’s offset from eating MRE’s, interacting with 98% dudes, having a goddamn time to get up before most people do. On top of that I played the “I’m underage, how am I getting my booze tonight” game.
You got laid to yell at foreign kids because they thought catcher in the rye is, rightfully, a terrible book.

You are a f***ing menace.

 

[pit]

Notice how no one took [REDACTED BUT PROBABLY LORD DEFECT'S MOM]

 

[Young Sandwich]

His defective ass also doesn't realize that I ate salmon almost every single day for two full years and was so full of joy to finally be in my dream city that I just wanted some f***ing Wendy's more than I wanted to act like some douche tourist with a stick up my ass and my pinky jutting out.

What was your order?