NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[Chinatown88]

I murder people.

 

[ajgoal]

Not anymore. I've reformed.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How the f*** is it my turn again? Do I seriously have to pick a goddamn hockey player???

 

[mja]

How the f*** is it my turn again? Do I seriously have to pick a goddamn hockey player???

Let's go! I'd like to pick my mythological figure and noodle dish sometime before Easter. And yes, I already have several ideas for each. That's because I'm not defective.

 

[Lord Defect]

The stay Pufts will be selecting as our mythological creature, zombies, as a whole.
Zombie.

Yes they are mythological creatures.

FYI, the dead dont die, or whatever Murray and drivers movie is called, is terrible.
@Hurricane28 rise from the grave and make your pick.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The stay Pufts will be selecting as our mythological creature, zombies, as a whole.
Zombie.

Yes they are mythological creatures.
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FYI, the dead dont die, or whatever Murray and drivers movie is called, is terrible.
@Hurricane28 rise from the grave and make your pick.
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It's mythological figure. Singular. F*** you are defective. I don't really have a problem with a zombie being a mythological figure, but all of them? F***ing ... I don't know. @Hollywood Couturier

 

[Lord Defect]

Seriously? You found a do it, do it now gif, and it’s not Arnold as Dutch from predator. Cap. What the hell dude.

 

[Lord Defect]

It's mythological figure. Singular. F*** you are defective. I don't really have a problem with a zombie being a mythological figure, but all of them? F***ing ... I don't know. @Hollywood Couturier

Fine. I’ll take one and it’ll immediately bite someone. Then they’ll each bite someone else.
Oh, I don’t just have the Romero walkers, I get the 28 days later runners too bitch



I’ll concede the 28 days later runners will devolve into Romero walkers given enough time.

edit because autocorrect sucks ass.

 

[BiggE]

Sorry, Sir. We’ve filled all available slots save for hockey players. Yes, I know they’re stupid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Fine. I’ll take one and it’ll immediately bite someone. Then they’ll each bite someone else.
Or, I don’t just have the Romero walkers, I get the 28 later runners too bitch

It's not like I am opposed to it, necessarily. I would just like for it to make an ounce of sense. But if we are going with Maximum Chaos TM we don't ... f***'s sake.

 

[mja]

It's not like I am opposed to it, necessarily. I would just like for it to make an ounce of sense. But if we are going with Maximum Chaos TM we don't ... f***'s sake.

He gets A zombie that is merely representative of zombies. This just means that someone could take satyr or nymph using the same logic is all.

My 2 cents.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Let's do this. Unless @Hollywood Couturier vetoes it, I'll allow it from the Secretarial Department. Who else would see "Mythological Figure" and go "Derrr, zombies!" F*** it.

 

[Lord Defect]

It's not like I am opposed to it, necessarily. I would just like for it to make an ounce of sense. But if we are going with Maximum Chaos TM we don't ... f***'s sake.

Just gimme the zombies and make my next alternate jerseys something like this

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He gets A zombie that is merely representative of zombies. This just means that someone could take satyr or nymph using the same logic is all.

My 2 cents.

I'm taking those two cents for your naming of names, and charging a 25% vig. No naming names, damn it.

 

[Lord Defect]

He gets A zombie that is merely representative of zombies. This just means that someone could take satyr or nymph using the same logic is all.

My 2 cents.

Why do I get one when you guys take a god that encompasses those across different cultures. That’s centaur shit

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just gimme the zombies and make my next alternate jerseys something like this View attachment 407996

Your next alternate blouse is going to be a picture of a moron eating my ass.

 

[Lord Defect]

Your next alternate blouse is going to be a picture of a moron eating my ass.

Make it my main

 

[mja]

I'm taking those two cents for your naming of names, and charging a 25% vig. No naming names, damn it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's OK, it's over now.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Let's do this. Unless @Hollywood Couturier vetoes it, I'll allow it from the Secretarial Department. Who else would see "Mythological Figure" and go "Derrr, zombies!" F*** it.

Well zombies definitely weren’t in the area where I was thinking with Mythological Figure but... sure why not.

 

[Lord Defect]

Fine. f*** it. I’ll take one measly little zombie, but I get to choose which “brand” of zombie.
I want a fresh zombie from the Return of the Living Dead lore. Give me Julie.

Julie can run, is sentient, and cannot be killed. If incinerated, the gases from the incineration fall back to “earth prime” and further infect more. There is no stopping a RotLD zombie.

 

[Hurricane28]

This guy has bounced around the league a lot. A weird career path from 3 different stints with the Blues. A year and a half with Pittsburgh and Edmonton. An expansion draft selection.

However, he is one of the more underrated RWs in the league. Two of the last three seasons with 60 points. A point-per-game player this year.

The Virginia Beach Surge select RW David Perron

@Captain Dave Poulin is back on the clock

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Fine. f*** it. I’ll take one measly little zombie, but I get to choose which “brand” of zombie.
I want a fresh zombie from the Return of the Living Dead lore. Give me Julie.
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Julie can run, is sentient, and cannot be killed. If incinerated, the gases from the incineration fall back to “earth prime” and further infect more. There is no stopping a RotLD zombie.

She's going to spread the infection anyway and you'll have your horde. Judging by some of the wait times in here, there are definitely going to be some slow people in the Quackverse that she will catch up to.

 

[Lord Defect]

She's going to spread the infection anyway and you'll have your horde. Judging by some of the wait times in here, there are definitely going to be some slow people in the Quackverse that she will catch up to.

Remember how willing I was to let you bend me over a barrel on this one the first time I choose to bend the rules. Bastards.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can't find the specific picture I took at the moment, but this is the best place on Earth. I almost picked it with my Dealer's Choice, but I am locking it down now. It belongs with me anyway.

Team Vacation Spot - Tokyo

@Strawberry Fields