NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!
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ajgoal
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Not anymore. I've reformed.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Let's go! I'd like to pick my mythological figure and noodle dish sometime before Easter. And yes, I already have several ideas for each. That's because I'm not defective.
Lord Defect
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The stay Pufts will be selecting as our mythological creature, zombies, as a whole.
Zombie.
Yes they are mythological creatures.
FYI, the dead dont die, or whatever Murray and drivers movie is called, is terrible.
@Hurricane28 rise from the grave and make your pick.
Zombie.
Yes they are mythological creatures.
FYI, the dead dont die, or whatever Murray and drivers movie is called, is terrible.
@Hurricane28 rise from the grave and make your pick.
It's mythological figure. Singular. F*** you are defective. I don't really have a problem with a zombie being a mythological figure, but all of them? F***ing ... I don't know. @Hollywood Couturier
Lord Defect
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Seriously? You found a do it, do it now gif, and it’s not Arnold as Dutch from predator. Cap. What the hell dude.
Lord Defect
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Fine. I’ll take one and it’ll immediately bite someone. Then they’ll each bite someone else.
Oh, I don’t just have the Romero walkers, I get the 28 days later runners too bitch
I’ll concede the 28 days later runners will devolve into Romero walkers given enough time.
edit because autocorrect sucks ass.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Sorry, Sir. We’ve filled all available slots save for hockey players. Yes, I know they’re stupid.
It's not like I am opposed to it, necessarily. I would just like for it to make an ounce of sense. But if we are going with Maximum Chaos TM we don't ... f***'s sake.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
It's not like I am opposed to it, necessarily. I would just like for it to make an ounce of sense. But if we are going with Maximum Chaos TM we don't ... f***'s sake.
He gets A zombie that is merely representative of zombies. This just means that someone could take satyr or nymph using the same logic is all.
My 2 cents.
Let's do this. Unless @Hollywood Couturier vetoes it, I'll allow it from the Secretarial Department. Who else would see "Mythological Figure" and go "Derrr, zombies!" F*** it.
Lord Defect
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Just gimme the zombies and make my next alternate jerseys something like thisIt's not like I am opposed to it, necessarily. I would just like for it to make an ounce of sense. But if we are going with Maximum Chaos TM we don't ... f***'s sake.
I'm taking those two cents for your naming of names, and charging a 25% vig. No naming names, damn it.
Lord Defect
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Why do I get one when you guys take a god that encompasses those across different cultures. That’s centaur shit
Your next alternate blouse is going to be a picture of a moron eating my ass.
Lord Defect
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Make it my main
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Well zombies definitely weren’t in the area where I was thinking with Mythological Figure but... sure why not.
Lord Defect
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Fine. f*** it. I’ll take one measly little zombie, but I get to choose which “brand” of zombie.
I want a fresh zombie from the Return of the Living Dead lore. Give me Julie.
Julie can run, is sentient, and cannot be killed. If incinerated, the gases from the incineration fall back to “earth prime” and further infect more. There is no stopping a RotLD zombie.
I want a fresh zombie from the Return of the Living Dead lore. Give me Julie.
Julie can run, is sentient, and cannot be killed. If incinerated, the gases from the incineration fall back to “earth prime” and further infect more. There is no stopping a RotLD zombie.
Hurricane28
Angry Flyers STH/Weather Guy
This guy has bounced around the league a lot. A weird career path from 3 different stints with the Blues. A year and a half with Pittsburgh and Edmonton. An expansion draft selection.
However, he is one of the more underrated RWs in the league. Two of the last three seasons with 60 points. A point-per-game player this year.
The Virginia Beach Surge select RW David Perron
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However, he is one of the more underrated RWs in the league. Two of the last three seasons with 60 points. A point-per-game player this year.
The Virginia Beach Surge select RW David Perron
@Captain Dave Poulin is back on the clock
She's going to spread the infection anyway and you'll have your horde. Judging by some of the wait times in here, there are definitely going to be some slow people in the Quackverse that she will catch up to.
Lord Defect
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Remember how willing I was to let you bend me over a barrel on this one the first time I choose to bend the rules. Bastards.
I can't find the specific picture I took at the moment, but this is the best place on Earth. I almost picked it with my Dealer's Choice, but I am locking it down now. It belongs with me anyway.
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