NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[Lord Defect]

What was your order?

Cheeseburger no cheese, large fries, Diet Coke

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What was your order?

Like a double something, large fries, Diet Coke.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

F*** my life, the one edits it and the other brings it back

 

[pit]

F*** my life, the one edits it and the other brings it back

He hadn't edited it yet!

Also, I fixed it!

EDIT: Wait, he so did not edit his.
EDIT #2: You also left the name of the book in your quoting of him. Don't put this evil on me!

 

[Young Sandwich]

Like a double something, large fries, Diet Coke.

 

[Lord Defect]

His defective ass also doesn't realize that I ate salmon almost every single day for two full years and was so full of joy to finally be in my dream city that I just wanted some f***ing Wendy's more than I wanted to act like some douche tourist with a stick up my ass and my pinky jutting out.

So you lived in a foreign country known for its seafood and you ate salmon for teak years? That’s on you.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You do know I was in the military right? While my deployments were not 3 or 6 years straight, it’s offset from eating MRE’s, interacting with 98% dudes, having a goddamn time to get up before most people do. On top of that I played the “I’m underage, how am I getting my booze tonight” game.
You got laid to yell at foreign kids because they thought catcher in the rye is, rightfully, a terrible book.

Notice how no one took JD Salinger?

F***ing edit the name out. How big do I have to make the font in the OP that says "NO NAMING NAMES"? F***'s sake.

 

[Lord Defect]

He hadn't edited it yet!

Also, I fixed it!

EDIT: Wait, he so did not edit his.
EDIT #2: You also left the name of the book in your quoting of him. Don't put this evil on me!

No ones going to take that piss poor author

 

[Lord Defect]

Like a double something, large fries, Diet Coke.

Hah! I was right

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How in the ever-loving f*** is this so hard to understand?

 

[Lord Defect]

How in the ever-loving f*** is this so hard to understand?

It’s more fun to ignore at least half of what you say.

 

[mja]

No ones going to take that piss poor author

I think you should be forced to take him as your team author as a penalty for tipping that pick.

 

[Lord Defect]

Ok so apparently 13 teams didn’t take an author, so there may be a chance someone with terrible literary tastes chooses him. I edited it for you.

 

[Lord Defect]

I think you should be forced to take him as your team author as a penalty for tipping that pick.

Did anyone hear something?

 

[Hurricane28]

I just got a 4 for 4 specifically because of this thread. Best combo in the fast food industry.

 

[Lord Defect]

I just got a 4 for 4 specifically because of this thread. Best combo in the fast food industry.

It’s almost midnight you food lush.


It is the beat taste for the price though.
I’ll never forgive Wendy’s for getting rid of their “W” burger.

 

[Hurricane28]

It’s almost midnight you food lush.

I work until 4 AM lol. Mid-shift snack.

 

[Lord Defect]

I work until 4 AM lol. Mid-shift snack.

Weather isn’t that important.

 

[Striiker]

Cheeseburger no cheese, large fries, Diet Coke

 

[Hurricane28]

Weather isn’t that important.

Its so quiet I was able to go out and get one real quick before my work computer went into sleep mode.

 

[Lord Defect]

Its so quiet I was able to go out and get one real quick before my work computer went into sleep mode.

So do you work for the weather channel or are you actually hurricane schwartz?

 

[Hurricane28]

So do you work for the weather channel or are you actually hurricane schwartz?

Private sector in MD forecasting for clients around the world. Hurricane Schwartz is a nice guy though. Met him at a conference once.

 

[Lord Defect]

Private sector in MD forecasting for clients around the world. Hurricane Schwartz is a nice guy though. Met him at a conference once.

He’s hurricane Schwartz.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I have finished Star Trek: Voyager.

Can I also use time travel to undo the hours I wasted on this show? Yowza.

 

[DancingPanther]

Pretty f***ing over this week

Oh by the way 2 hours ago an entire family came in with covid. Mom dad grandmom and daughter. Grandmom is in icu