NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[Lord Defect]

Wait, is Official Team Candle going to be a category? Because that might break me.

I already know which I’d pick, and it’ll be my first pick.

 

[Lord Defect]

This is mine, the bigger one in the middle. Still sitting in its box since I got back to the US. It has a night light on it too, perfect for Asian Cinema Night.

Of course cap is into essential oils.

 

[BiggE]

C’mon @FlyerNutter , wakey wakey!!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Sexpos unprotected list:

Keith Tkachuk
Bowen Byram
Marco Rossi

Proof that there is plenty of talent available. And also that there is quite a lot of lard.

 

[Rebels57]

Are people still picking? Are we already posting our exposed players list for this cockamamie expansion draft? What is happening?

 

[BernieParent]

I think we have a scented candle somewhere in the house. Where, I have no idea.
8 hour emergency candles, yeah I got them. Yeah I know where they are.

You are missing the necessity of a scented emergency candle. How better can the tracking dogs come to rescue you?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Are people still picking? Are we already posting our exposed players list for this cockamamie expansion draft? What is happening?

Yes and you can if you want. I'm not until this phase is over.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Morning, nuggets. Let's play the Feud!

Actually, we have to play the Rangers again, because this is a gameday, so prepare for misery. Hockey is stupid. Earth Prime is stupid.

We start the morning with @Chuck Downie replacing Slave 1, and @FlyerNutter about to be on the clock, @BiggE on deck, and @mja on the lido deck.

I was thinking about what @Chinatown88 asked me last night, about where to put the expansion protected lists, and I added a sheet to that spreadsheet in the last of the OP posts, where everything else is listed. So you can actually give me the names of the three people you are leaving unprotected anytime you want. Here is what we did:

We picked one full line of CURRENT PLAYERS
We picked one singular LEGEND PLAYER, our "Past Star Player" in that first round
We picked one full line of LEGEND PLAYERS
We picked a second full line of CURRENT PLAYERS - that's the one going on now

OK, you with me? So what we each have to do is leave the following exposed to the expansion teams:

One CURRENT PLAYER from the first full line that we picked
One LEGEND PLAYER - it can be that first one we chose as "Past Star Player," or one of the guys from our full Legend line
One CURRENT PLAYER from this phase we are in right now

The maximum we can each lose is one current player and one legend player. Once a current player is taken from us, the other current player we left exposed is re-protected.
We will worry about refilling our roster after expansion is finished.
You can tell me your protected players at any time.

Are people still picking? Are we already posting our exposed players list for this cockamamie expansion draft? What is happening?

Have a read.

 

[Rebels57]

Yes and you can if you want. I'm not until this phase is over.

Ok I like that plan.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Are people still picking? Are we already posting our exposed players list for this cockamamie expansion draft? What is happening?

We have hit the Nut-sized lull in this part of the round. I'm just taking lists to have something to do and get it out of the way as quickly as possible.

 

[Rebels57]

Have a read.

Don't yell at me.

 

[Rebels57]

We have hit the Nut-sized lull in this part of the round. I'm just taking lists to have something to do and get it out of the way as quickly as possible.

Makes sense. Proceed.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Don't yell at me.

IM NOT YELLING.

 

[Lord Defect]

You are missing the necessity of a scented emergency candle. How better can the tracking dogs come to rescue you?

They’ll smell my emergency whiskey

 

[BiggE]

They’ll smell my emergency whiskey

You might be less defective than I thought

 

[Lord Defect]

You might be less defective than I thought

You’ll never know if I’m more or less defective than you think.

 

[BiggE]

You’ll never know if I’m more or less defective than you think.

Oh we’ll figure it out eventually.

 

[GKJ]

People gonna mess my mind up with expansion drafts

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

People gonna mess my mind up with expansion drafts

You really need to put the f***ing bong down, too.

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh we’ll figure it out eventually.

I don’t even know, how the hell are you going to know.

 

[GKJ]

You really need to put the f***ing bong down, too.

Here’s my list:
Juuse Saros
Kim Johnsson
Jesse Puljujarvi

 

[Lord Defect]

Here’s my list:
Juuse Saros
Kim Johnsson
Jesse Puljujarvi

You sniped pul from me just to expose him. Ouch.

 

[DancingPanther]

 

[FlyerNutter]

Ok.

Single pilot attack craft: AMC matador coupe.

Unprotected: have anyone your heart desires.

@BiggE go get ‘em big guy.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Unprotected: have anyone your heart desires.

You have to make a list.