NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I wouldn't know anything about picking your stuff. A truly loyal friend picks his own stuff.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I wouldn't know anything about picking your stuff. A truly loyal friend picks his own stuff.

 

[BiggE]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

But that's just way too many #Levels for the "Owner" slot, you know? Like there wouldn't be anything left for anyone else. The way I see it is that you have access to all that shit, but this poor Zeppelin only has access to an X-Wing. An X-Wing is f***ing awesome, but you have that plus everything else.

Wait, Disney still sells products. One of their properties just happens to be the Desert Ducks. I would just assume they purchased the ship or something.

Mark Cuban being my owner wouldn't preclude someone drafting AXS TV. That makes no sense. Otherwise it's just an arms race to draft conglomerates.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Wait, Disney still sells products. One of their properties just happens to be the Desert Ducks. I would just assume they purchased the ship or something.

Mark Cuban being my owner wouldn't preclude someone drafting AXS TV. That makes no sense. Otherwise it's just an arms race to draft conglomerates.

All I can tell you is that you are speaking to the secretary and you need to speak to the CEO.

EDIT: Also, I assume you didn't get to the part where I said I was trying to appease him.

 

[Lord Defect]

I CREATED THE MEGAVERSE. I make the rules.

You've all forgotten what true fascism looks like. I've been too lax.

I don’t read the rules according to cap so that saves me there.
You’re more like the guy who made a product, let it take off, and then sold a majority share so you could reap instant profits but still claim to be part of the company. You’re just here for the ride like the rest of us sweetie.

 

[Lord Defect]

Getting spicy in here.

As it should be. I’ll wait for the next round before I offer sheet someone’s product pick.

 

[Lord Defect]

He doesn't even have the movies.

HC or me? Or both? Because I can do without them for the most part.
The best part of the “universe” is the world building that they are just now getting around to utilizing, and I’ve been saying they need to do it for years. The mandalorian is the best product they have put out to date, and the rest of the off shoots look to be pretty good.

 

[Lord Defect]

But that's just way too many #Levels for the "Owner" slot, you know? Like there wouldn't be anything left for anyone else. The way I see it is that you have access to all that shit, but this poor Zeppelin only has access to an X-Wing. An X-Wing is f***ing awesome, but you have that plus everything else.

So I own everything bill Murray has the rights to? Wait, that’s not much.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

All I can tell you is that you are speaking to the secretary and you need to speak to the CEO.

EDIT: Also, I assume you didn't get to the part where I said I was trying to appease him.

One Gelato store was traded for the breeding of a handful of 26 year old Shea Webers. Everybody's got a price.

Of course I neglected to mention that it takes a while to turn Tkachuk DNA into Shea Webers. I figure we'll have it down by 2821 or so. But we're trying our best. The status reports alone will make the wait worth it.

 

[mja]

HC or me? Or both? Because I can do without them for the most part.
The best part of the “universe” is the world building that they are just now getting around to utilizing, and I’ve been saying they need to do it for years. The mandalorian is the best product they have put out to date, and the rest of the off shoots look to be pretty good.

HC. @Striiker claimed the film franchise.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wait, Disney still sells products. One of their properties just happens to be the Desert Ducks. I would just assume they purchased the ship or something.

Mark Cuban being my owner wouldn't preclude someone drafting AXS TV. That makes no sense. Otherwise it's just an arms race to draft conglomerates.

That's because you're not thinking with #Levels, Jojo.

These people are stealing products of my owner (Disney) and in turn are creating a financial windfall for my owners thus hurting my organization. It's not my fault I is much smrter than you all.

EDIT: Now if my owners continue to receive all rights to said products and IP (aka meme and gif usage) along with payments from other organizations for uses of said things I have no problem.

 

[DancingPanther]

 

[dragonoffrost]

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What the hell McMahon? I’m the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be and you want me to what?
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VM: Just pick a damn hockey player dammit! You are from Canada, right? DAMMIT!
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BH: Well yeah, but Calgary Stampede football is more my thing, but sure, whatever, you’ve been screwing me since 1997!

VM: That’s on you pal! Hope you enjoyed Goldberg kicking your damn head off down there in Hee-Haw land!

BH: Don’t make me knock your ass out again!
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VM: JUST MAKE THE DAMN PICK, DAMMIT!!!
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BH: Fine! The Jacksonville Methgators are um thrilled? Sure, why not? Thrilled to select defenseman, EVAN BOUCHARD!
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@mja its all you baybay

Stop the meth pal....

 

[JojoTheWhale]

That's because you're not thinking with #Levels, Jojo.

These people are stealing products of my owner (Disney) and in turn are creating a financial windfall for my owners thus hurting my organization. It's not my fault I is much smrter than you all.

EDIT: Now if my owners continue to receive all rights to said products and IP along with payments from other organizations for uses of said things I have no problem.

The problem with scorched earth is that someone drafts the NHLPA and the league ends.

I'm assuming these things are Oregon Ducked because it seems simplest. I can't have Statler and Waldorf performing in a donkey show. They just do a normal Statler and Waldorf skit once a period and that's all I get.

 

[mja]

That's because you're not thinking with #Levels, Jojo.

These people are stealing products of my owner (Disney) and in turn are creating a financial windfall for my owners thus hurting my organization. It's not my fault I is much smrter than you all.

EDIT: Now if my owners continue to receive all rights to said products and IP (aka meme and gif usage) along with payments from other organizations for uses of said things I have no problem.

I'll send you over a really fancy candle in lieu of payment.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[DancingPanther]

Wow, the origin of the excited Kermit gif

 

[Lord Defect]

This is nuts

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

This is nuts

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was reminded today how annoying f***ing bagpipes are.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The problem with scorched earth is that someone drafts the NHLPA and the league ends.

I'm assuming these things are Oregon Ducked because it seems simplest. I can't have Statler and Waldorf performing in a donkey show. They just do a normal Statler and Waldorf skit once a period and that's all I get.

Yes, that's because you designated them as your Rinkside Reporters. That's all they are. My owners are financially dependent on their entities so having those entities picked apart becomes an issue for my franchises viability.

 

[Lord Defect]

I was reminded today how annoying f***ing bagpipes are.

I want a pair. Set. Bag. Whatever it’s called.

 

[DancingPanther]

I was reminded today how annoying f***ing bagpipes are.

While St Patrick's Day annoys the f*** out of me, bagpipes don't. I quite like them, actually. I think it's because I'm drawn to that droning sound, I always like when EDM producers put a sort of drone bass line in or when there's a "droning" sustained guitar chord in a song. I've liked bagpipes ever since I was little

Back in school I used those online sound machine things to study, I'd look for drone noises. I remember a tibetan choir one that was cool, you could play with the EQ and everything and manipulate the harmonies