NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[mja]

You have to make a list.

No worries, I'll make his list as well! I'm helpful like that!

 

[FlyerNutter]

You have to make a list.

Delete

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

-Arvidsson
-Teravainen
-Bill Quackenbush

See below.

 

[BiggE]

What the hell McMahon? I’m the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be and you want me to what?

VM: Just pick a damn hockey player dammit! You are from Canada, right? DAMMIT!

BH: Well yeah, but Calgary Stampede football is more my thing, but sure, whatever, you’ve been screwing me since 1997!

VM: That’s on you pal! Hope you enjoyed Goldberg kicking your damn head off down there in Hee-Haw land!

BH: Don’t make me knock your ass out again!

VM: JUST MAKE THE DAMN PICK, DAMMIT!!!

BH: Fine! The Jacksonville Methgators are um thrilled? Sure, why not? Thrilled to select defenseman, EVAN BOUCHARD!

@mja its all you baybay

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@FlyerNutter you can leave either Arvidsson or Teravainen on there and Quackenbush is fine, but you have to leave someone from this current phase unprotected.

You don't have to do it right this minute - there's no rush on this.

 

[FlyerNutter]

@FlyerNutter you can leave either Arvidsson or Teravainen on there and Quackenbush is fine, but you have to leave someone from this current phase unprotected.

Gotcha.

-Quackenbush
-Arvidsson
-Jean Luc Foudy

 

[BiggE]

Making our next choice will be another fine Canadian,

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Gotcha.

-Quackenbush
-Arvidsson
-Jean Luc Foudy

Thanks bud.

 

[mja]

Sniped!

Disaster has once again stricken the star-crossed dirigibles from Lakehurst. In back-to-back picks, the lame dad jokesters in Tampa and the fog brains of Portland took Poseidon, God of Disaster, and Drunken Noodles off of the board. Reeling from this, H of N-H ops mja was stranded on an island of doubt, his hopes dashed into the tumultuous seas below the cliffs of his despair. But sometimes that's exactly when inspiration hits.

As we watched the rest of the draft play out, a question about what we had considered a throw away category - Single Pilot Attack Vehicle - was resolved when @Hollywood Couturier selected Slave 1 to represent the Desert Ducks despite @Striiker's claim to the film franchise. Therefore, in a shocking turn of events, the NJFZ are moving this category up from dead last to this very pick.

We need a single pilot attack vehicle that has risen, as it were, from the very depths of the swamps in the Dagobah system to soar to the highest highs in the galaxy, with precise aim, able to snipe a small thermal exhaust port and destroy a moon-sized battle station, thereby saving the entire galaxy from imminent doom.

The NJFZ are proud to select Luke Skywalker's AA-589 T-65 X-Wing Starfighter as our Official Single Pilot Attack vehicle.

Further, this gives us some rights over Luke Skywalker & R2D2 to carry out missions, including all powers and abilities, as they are essentially of one whole with this particular starfigther.

@Striiker, May the Force be with you!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sniped!

Disaster has once again stricken the star-crossed dirigibles from Lakehurst. In back-to-back picks, the lame dad jokesters in Tampa and the fog brains of Portland took Poseidon, God of Disaster, and Drunken Noodles off of the board. Reeling from this, H of N-H ops mja was stranded on an island of doubt, his hopes dashed into the tumultuous seas below the cliffs of his despair. But sometimes, that's exactly when inspiration hits.

As we watched the rest of the draft play out, a question about what we had considered a throw away category - Single Pilot Attack Vehicle - was resolved when @Hollywood Couturier selected Slave 1 to represent the Desert Ducks despite @Striiker's claim to the film franchise. Therefore, in a shocking turn of events, the NJFZ are moving this category up from dead least to this very pick.

We need a single pilot attack vehicle that has risen, as it were, from the very depths of the swamps in the Dagobah system to soar to the highest highs in the galaxy, with precise aim, able to snipe a small thermal exhaust port and destroy a moon-sized battle station, thereby saving the entire galaxy from imminent doom.

The NJFZ are proud to select Luke Skywalker's AA-589 T-65 X-Wing Starfighter as our Official Single Pilot Attack vehicle.

Further, this gives us some rights over Luke Skywalker & R2D2 to carry out missions, including all powers and abilities, as they are essentially of one whole with this particular starfigther.

@Striiker, May the Force be with you!

MY OWNERS OWN STAR WARS!

This whole thing started when someone else was allowed to pick the Delorean but no one listens to HC as I saw this unraveling.

 

[Lord Defect]

Sniped!

Disaster has once again stricken the star-crossed dirigibles from Lakehurst. In back-to-back picks, the lame dad jokesters in Tampa and the fog brains of Portland took Poseidon, God of Disaster, and Drunken Noodles off of the board. Reeling from this, H of N-H ops mja was stranded on an island of doubt, his hopes dashed into the tumultuous seas below the cliffs of his despair. But sometimes that's exactly when inspiration hits.

As we watched the rest of the draft play out, a question about what we had considered a throw away category - Single Pilot Attack Vehicle - was resolved when @Hollywood Couturier selected Slave 1 to represent the Desert Ducks despite @Striiker's claim to the film franchise. Therefore, in a shocking turn of events, the NJFZ are moving this category up from dead last to this very pick.

We need a single pilot attack vehicle that has risen, as it were, from the very depths of the swamps in the Dagobah system to soar to the highest highs in the galaxy, with precise aim, able to snipe a small thermal exhaust port and destroy a moon-sized battle station, thereby saving the entire galaxy from imminent doom.

The NJFZ are proud to select Luke Skywalker's AA-589 T-65 X-Wing Starfighter as our Official Single Pilot Attack vehicle.

Further, this gives us some rights over Luke Skywalker & R2D2 to carry out missions, including all powers and abilities, as they are essentially of one whole with this particular starfigther.

@Striiker, May the Force be with you!

This pick is going to flame out like your namesake. You get the vehicle not the pilot.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This pick is going to flame out like your namesake. You get the vehicle not the pilot.

Oh, look who learned to read all of a sudden. He's right for once.

MY OWNERS OWN STAR WARS!

This whole thing started when someone else was allowed to pick the Delorean but no one listens to HC as I saw this unraveling.

This is not a problem. Nothing is f***ed. Everything is fine.

 

[mja]

This pick is going to flame out like your namesake. You get the vehicle not the pilot.

That's certainly a take.

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh, look who learned to read all of a sudden. He's right for once.



This is not a problem. Nothing is f***ed. Everything is fine.

I can read, I usually choose not to. That and I read the rules at the beginning and then forget what most of them are after 28 hours between picks

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh, look who learned to read all of a sudden. He's right for once.



This is not a problem. Nothing is f***ed. Everything is fine.

LOUD NOISES

I'm just saying I don't like the idea of my entities being picked apart when I thought with #Levels when I selected The Walt Disney Company as my owners.

 

[Lord Defect]

LOUD NOISES

I'm just saying I don't like the idea of my entities being picked apart when I thought with #Levels when I selected The Walt Disney Company as my owners.

The movies are yours still. They just get the components they picked.

 

[Young Sandwich]

LOUD NOISES

I'm just saying I don't like the idea of my entities being picked apart when I thought with #Levels when I selected The Walt Disney Company as my owners.

Levels took a shit when @Chinatown88 drafted the entire Quackverse.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The movies are yours still. They just get the components they picked.

I CREATED THE MEGAVERSE. I make the rules.

You've all forgotten what true fascism looks like. I've been too lax.

 

[GKJ]

You sniped pul from me just to expose him. Ouch.

I take no pleasure in exposing both Finns on my roster

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Getting spicy in here.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Getting spicy in here.

It's for the #Lore.

 

[mja]

The movies are yours still. They just get the components they picked.

He doesn't even have the movies.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

LOUD NOISES

I'm just saying I don't like the idea of my entities being picked apart when I thought with #Levels when I selected The Walt Disney Company as my owners.

But that's just way too many #Levels for the "Owner" slot, you know? Like there wouldn't be anything left for anyone else. The way I see it is that you have access to all that shit, but this poor Zeppelin only has access to an X-Wing. An X-Wing is f***ing awesome, but you have that plus everything else.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

But that's just way too many #Levels for the "Owner" slot, you know? Like there wouldn't be anything left for anyone else. The way I see it is that you have access to all that shit, but this poor Zeppelin only has access to an X-Wing. An X-Wing is f***ing awesome, but you have that plus everything else.

You're just jelly.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You're just jelly.

I literally wrote that entire thing just to appease you