NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

[BiggE]

What did I miss this time

I always miss it

Beats me, I’m hanging with friends pounding down some top end bourbon and listening to some Marillion

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What did I miss this time

I always miss it

I’m assuming it’s the autograph thread.

 

[Asnito]

WTH did Bern change his screen name?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

WTH did Bern change his screen name?

Wut?

 

[Asnito]

@BernieParent how are things going. Hopefully you guys are still California dreaming.

Wut?

Damn ad was blocking the list. All I saw was Bernie parent 1974. My mistake, carry on as you were.

 

[BernieParent]

@BernieParent how are things going. Hopefully you guys are still California dreaming.


Damn ad was blocking the list. All I saw was Bernie parent 1974. My mistake, carry on as you were.

We just got to our AirBnB in LA. The area and weather are gorgeous, everyone is COVID-negative, and we are looking forward to lots of RnR. Thanks for asking, @Asnito!

 

[Asnito]

We just got to our AirBnB in LA. The area and weather are gorgeous, everyone is COVID-negative, and we are looking forward to lots of RnR. Thanks for asking, @Asnito!

Great to hear Bern. Keep us updated on your (mis) adventures and take it easy on the wine.

 

[ajgoal]

Stay safe in LaLa Land @BernieParent. Lots of weirdos in Cali. They eat avocado on their pizza.

That might be made up. I honestly don't know. Feels right tho.

Oh. And they're Whalers fans. I take the weirdo thing back.

 

[BernieParent]

Stay safe in LaLa Land @BernieParent. Lots of weirdos in Cali. They eat avocado on their pizza.

That might be made up. I honestly don't know. Feels right tho.

Oh. And they're Whalers fans. I take the weirdo thing back.

We went to an organic food store because I don't think inorganic food stores are permissible in Beverly Hills. $250 on supplies that I suppose will guarantee that I'll live a month longer. Zero celebrities viewed to date; complete disappointment.

Today, we are going to the beach and daughter will be taking surfing lessons. Hopefully the shark bites won't be fatal. Disney tomorrow. Hopefully the financial bites won't be too fatal.

 

[Magua]

I need the real draft to begin again.

 

[Lord Defect]

I demand cap write up a full recap of the last 18 phases when we get back to the 19th phase.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I demand cap write up a full recap of the last 18 phases when we get back to the 19th phase.

I demand you eat 14 pounds of microwaved dog shit.

 

[ajgoal]

I demand you eat 14 pounds of microwaved dog shit.

Why are you letting him cook it?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I demand you eat 14 pounds of microwaved dog shit.

That would heat unevenly

 

[DancingPanther]

That would heat unevenly

Bif, you gotta lower the power level. Learn to microwave

 

[Beef Invictus]

Bif, you gotta lower the power level. Learn to microwave

Less power would be less powerful. Unacceptable.

 

[ajgoal]

Beef's microwave goes to 11.

 

[DancingPanther]

Less power would be less powerful. Unacceptable.

Slow and steady wins the race, bif

 

[Beef Invictus]

Slow and steady wins the race, bif

I'm a sprinter. That literally loses the race. Fast and powerful wins the race. Pushing until you can barely maintain form and then shred every muscle in your core wins races.

 

[ajgoal]

How would one accomplish low and slow in the microwave?

 

[DancingPanther]

How would one accomplish low and slow in the microwave?

Lower the power level. Have you been listening to anything?

 

[ajgoal]

Lower the power level. Have you been listening to anything?

I'm deaf.

 

[ajgoal]

Ima stay in here for the rest of BC's life.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

That would heat unevenly

Put a moistened paper towel over it.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm deaf.

WHAT?!!

Put a moistened paper towel over it.

The absolute key secret to know when reheating bread if you don't have a toaster oven. Also saves slightly stale bread