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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

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Lord Defect said:
I’m tempted to use my mulligan to make cap mad. So tempted.
Can I? Should I? Will I?
Nah, we will pick our team cover song, if it happens to piss cap off that’s a bonus.

Pearl Jam Last Kiss, first performed by Wayne Cochran.
@DancingPanther what’s the over under on cap flipping out before this phase is over?
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I'm working currently please standby
 
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DancingPanther said:
Dude. Are you here?

We have a patient that washed down a bottle of Tylenol with antifreeze. Made acetadote (Tylenol OD) and fomepizole (ethylene glycol/methanol OD)

We also made crofab for a snake bite patient. 25 grand later....
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I would prescribe kitty litter to absorb the substances followed by heavy laxatives to poop the litter out
 
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DancingPanther said:
Yup copperheads are pretty much the only culprit around here
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Ha, they are one of many here in NE Florida. Pygmy rattlers, coral snakes, eastern diamondbacks, water mocs, and that’s only the venomous ones. We have a southern black racer which hangs around our house. He’s good to have though. They are very territorial so he keeps the dangerous ones away and, as an added benefit, they eat the rodents that prey on our plants.
 
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When it comes to snakebites, I have one thing to say to all of you: atoadaso. Af***ingatoadaso.

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We start the day with @DancingPanther on the clock, but I am sure we all understand that he is dealing with an apocalyptic, extinction-level snake attack, the first of many to come, so keep your powder dry. @Strawberry Fields is on deck, @Rebels57 is on the lido deck, and Asnito is on the lido afterdeck.

You know that expression "It's like Christmas in July"? I experienced a similar thing last night when I was like, quote, "It's like Rocktober in May." Know why? Because that mysterious, weird, stupid band has that song that plays before the NHL playoff games on TNT. I asked who they were about a week ago, and I even did it in an appropriately obsequious thread, but no one answered me. So I still have no idea who they are, but apparently they are carrying the flag for rock and roll now. "Rocktober" is a stupid thing that radio stations do, or used to do - I don't even know if they still have radio stations in "society" - where they just play all the songs (most of them from Boston and the f***ing Eagles) that they usually play in the five or 10 minutes between massive blocks of terrible commercials. Radio stations are stupid. Unless they are all dead, in which case they were stupid. Some channel uses f***ing Coldplay for some sports thing, too, if you can believe that. Maybe the radio stations which still exist should play both of them during a month which they call "C***member" (phrasing).

I am going to go fold my underpants into pocket squares. Watch where you walk today, and remember - nature is the worst.
 
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Captain Dave Poulin said:
When it comes to snakebites, I have one thing to say to all of you: atoadaso. Af***ingatoadaso.

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We start the day with @DancingPanther on the clock, but I am sure we all understand that he is dealing with an apocalyptic, extinction-level snake attack, the first of many to come, so keep your powder dry. @Strawberry Fields is on deck, @Rebels57 is on the lido deck, and Asnito is on the lido afterdeck.

You know that expression "It's like Christmas in July"? I experienced a similar thing last night when I was like, quote, "It's like Rocktober in May." Know why? Because that mysterious, weird, stupid band has that song that plays before the NHL playoff games on TNT. I asked who they were about a week ago, and I even did it in an appropriately obsequious thread, but no one answered me. So I still have no idea who they are, but apparently they are carrying the flag for rock and roll now. "Rocktober" is a stupid thing that radio stations do, or used to do - I don't even know if they still have radio stations in "society" - where they just play all the songs (most of them from Boston and the f***ing Eagles) that they usually play in the five or 10 minutes between massive blocks of terrible commercials. Radio stations are stupid. Unless they are all dead, in which case they were stupid. Some channel uses f***ing Coldplay for some sports thing, too, if you can believe that. Maybe the radio stations which still exist should play both of them during a month which they call "C***member" (phrasing).

I am going to go fold my underpants into pocket squares. Watch where you walk today, and remember - nature is the worst.
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It's good that i'm going to get to pick before tomorrow night because i'm having a BBQ where i'm going to drink my f***ing face off to celebrate my hockey championship victory. I will not be available for interviews on Sunday.
 
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Rebels57 said:
It's good that i'm going to get to pick before tomorrow night because i'm having a BBQ where i'm going to drink my f***ing face off to celebrate my hockey championship on Sunday. I will not be available for interviews on Sunday.
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Before that, could you possibly tell me who that f***ing band is that does the TNT opener? It's like people are afraid to tell me the truth. I can handle the truth. Probably.
 
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Captain Dave Poulin said:
Before that, could you possibly tell me who that f***ing band is that does the TNT opener? It's like people are afraid to tell me the truth. I can handle the truth. Probably.
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I'm not sure. I know a new Jack White song "Taking Me Back" is being used by one of the networks prior to going to commercials but I think it's ESPN. TNT opener? No clue.
 
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