NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Asnito]

This is more work though. Why not let those of us that don’t care for the players voluntarily let players go? The spreadsheet can say RIP in my players spots or some shit?

Who’s pick is it?

@Young Sandwich he's already reneging on the deal.

 

[mja]

Congrats!! When do you move in and which one is Cap's room?

Same as Defect’s. They’re bunking together.

 

[Beef Invictus]

HOMEOWNER WE GOT A HOMEOWNER BOYS

This escalated quickly


Do you want me to beat up the house

 

[Beef Invictus]

Pregame hype song- Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic


Team food truck- East Coast Mini Donuts- as seen at Hersheypark. Never mind the fact that we are a west coast team.
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Team anthem + singer- Tiny Tim- Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight


Team trainer- Richard Simmons, previously chosen.

Team creeper- The Peanut Vendor

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Will choose spokesperson shortly

I like the peanut vendor

 

[DancingPanther]

This escalated quickly


Do you want me to beat up the house

No not this one

 

[BigToe]

@BigToe On a scale of 1/10 how important is having a hockey team of "good" players to you as you enter the Quackverse?

Keep in mind that in the Quackverse having hockey players that are deemed good on Earth Prime may not translate the same to the New World. Bad hockey players may be good. Good ones may be bad. We just can't know.

0. Doesn't matter.

 

[DancingPanther]

Congrats!! When do you move in and which one is Cap's room?

Cap can have the sump pit. But there's always a bed open for @Magua

Closing is 10/27

 

[Beef Invictus]

Cap can have the sump pit. But there's always a bed open for @Magua

Closing is 10/27

What is the toilet:butt ratio

 

[DancingPanther]

What is the toilet:butt ratio

Does the dog count?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Cap can have the sump pit. But there's always a bed open for @Magua

Closing is 10/27

Can I send him some floaty wings? Safety first.

 

[DancingPanther]

Can I send him some floaty wings? Safety first.

Just a snorkel should do

 

[Rebels57]

HOMEOWNER WE GOT A HOMEOWNER BOYS

HELL YES! CONGRATS! I remember how stressful it was going through the process back in October of 2018. Was an incredible relief when it was over. Enjoy every second of this!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Does the dog count?

No

 

[DancingPanther]

No

1:1

Well, more specifically, 2:2

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Cap can have the sump pit. But there's always a bed open for @Magua

Closing is 10/27

This is f***ed. @ajgoal you are my only hope.

 

[Beef Invictus]

1:1

Well, more specifically, 2:2

OK. Good. That is the appropriate minimum ratio. You won't need to back out of the deal. This transaction can proceed.

 

[DancingPanther]

This is f***ed. @ajgoal you are my only hope.

Spotted Dick can have the air mattress

OK. Good. That is the appropriate minimum ratio. You won't need to back out of the deal. This transaction can proceed.

Excellent bif. Thank you. We'll be expecting MEAT sometime in the winter after we're settled?

 

[BigToe]

You guys fly through these threads so fast.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Spotted Dick can have the air mattress


Excellent bif. Thank you. We'll be expecting MEAT sometime in the winter after we're settled?

I do have plans to get the smoker running through fall and into winter. I can mail you something dessicated.

 

[DancingPanther]

I do have plans to get the smoker running through fall and into winter. I can mail you something dessicated.

I was thinking more the food truck, but I'll never deny dessicated, cadaverous game muscle

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You guys fly through these threads so fast.

That's mostly an optical illusion. You don't have to hurry or worry, Toe.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This is f***ed. @ajgoal you are my only hope.

We'll put you above the garage as long as you don't mind living with a bunch of stacks of extra flooring.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We'll put you above the garage as long as you don't mind living with a bunch of stacks of extra flooring.

I already do, so I am used to it. Not kidding.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I already do, so I am used to it. Not kidding.

Not doing much to dispel my image of you living in a rail yard

 

[Lord Defect]

You'll be pleased to know that after almost 90 years, the monkey puppet still exists and now resides in a museum in New Zealand!

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100% serious when I say that when I first found this short four or five years ago, I legitimately had trouble sleeping that night, lol.

What the f*** is that? It’s worse in color.