NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Lord Defect]

Same as Defect’s. They’re bunking together.

That would be awesome. I’ll take top bunk cap, I know you wouldn’t survive a tumble off the top.

 

[BiggE]

Cap can have the sump pit. But there's always a bed open for @Magua

Closing is 10/27

Don’t worry, when I visit I’ll come bearing weed and tasty southern bbq

 

[Magua]

This is f***ed. @ajgoal you are my only hope.

Let’s you and I go to Tokyo. We can be like Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation. Well, not exactly like that but close enough.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Let’s you and I go to Tokyo. We can be like Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation. Well, not exactly like that.

You bring the money, I'll bring the desperation and panting.

 

[Magua]

You bring the money, I'll bring the desperation and panting.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'll give you this - she is money.

 

[BiggE]

Um, ew gross

 

[BernieParent]

Speaking of Bern and creepers, this is how every conversation goes with him in my head.

Obviously he's St. Jerome and I'm the lion.

Why am I giving you a manicure while you give me stink eye?

 

[BernieParent]

Pregame hype song- Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic


Team food truck- East Coast Mini Donuts- as seen at Hersheypark. Never mind the fact that we are a west coast team.
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Team anthem + singer- Tiny Tim- Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight


Team trainer- Richard Simmons, previously chosen.

Team creeper- The Peanut Vendor

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Will choose spokesperson shortly

He looks nice.

 

[Asnito]

Is it too late to hop back in

(I know the round is over but I can do makeup picks if possible)

Is that you Boba-stan

 

[BernieParent]

HOMEOWNER WE GOT A HOMEOWNER BOYS

Woohoo, way to go!!! Please tell us that you got a great deal.

 

[DancingPanther]

Woohoo, way to go!!! Please tell us that you got a great deal.

Listed for 350, got it for 340. Renovated, not flipped. Bilevel. Our realtor has sold his houses in the past and they're legit. The guy is letting us do inspections (which is unheard of nowadays) and is fixing up a few little things - bathroom ceiling paint, leveling an area of the backyard (which is 0.4 acres), and patching up a trim joint. New HVAC, kitchen, bathrooms, water heater, and is going to install a new garage door when it gets there.

 

[BernieParent]

Listed for 350, got it for 340. Renovated, not flipped. Bilevel. Our realtor has sold his houses in the past and they're legit. The guy is letting us do inspections (which is unheard of nowadays) and is fixing up a few little things - bathroom ceiling paint, leveling an area of the backyard (which is 0.4 acres), and patching up a trim joint. New HVAC, kitchen, bathrooms, water heater, and is going to install a new garage door when it gets there.

It's haunted, right? Definitely haunted.

Seriously, though, that is fantastic news, DP.

 

[DancingPanther]

It's haunted, right? Definitely haunted.

Seriously, though, that is fantastic news, DP.

Thanks. I'm taking any Venmo donations to help with appliance purchasing lol

 

[ajgoal]

This is f***ed. @ajgoal you are my only hope.

I'm my own only hope, too. So either we both survive or neither of us does.

Pregame hype song- Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic

Ahem.

Let’s you and I go to Tokyo. We can be like Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation. Well, not exactly like that but close enough.

This move to Japan is getting more crowded.

 

[Striiker]

1:1

Well, more specifically, 2:2

More like 7:4.

Sinks count as 0.5 and I assume you have three.

If you want to really stretch it, a window can be 0.25. Up to you.

 

[BernieParent]

I was thinking more the food truck, but I'll never deny dessicated, cadaverous game muscle

Beeflent green

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Starberry is back, and we are once again whole. That, friends, is the motherf***ing freshness.

No one is on the clock, on deck, on the lido deck, or on the lido afterdeck.

I am going to PM Cannon and figure out what we will do. We are taking everyone's thoughts into consideration. I will let you know what we decide. @Beef Invictus @Asnito and @BigToe - be ready to pick some picks. You can check the spreadsheet to see who is not available and work backwards from there - everyone in the KEEPER tab is off-limits. The link to the spreadsheet and some simple search instructions are in the fourth post of the OP on page one of this thread.

Because of the football, I could only visit China briefly last night. So instead of reporting on that, I will give you a sneak preview of two categories for HISTORIC PHASE 20!

Team Cover Song II - This is a version of a song recorded by a band/artist that was not the original recording artist. Note that the most famous version of many songs would actually qualify here. Don’t worry about duplication with bands that were already taken - you just can’t pick songs that were specifically, individually chosen before. It's the same as Team Cover Song I, except that it's another one, innit.

Team 80s Nude Scene - Juicy, innit. The most important thing here is that you NOT F***ING POST A CLIP OR GIF OF THE ACTUAL NUDE SCENE, NOT EVEN A JOKE OF IT IN A "JOKE" SPOILER. In other words, be cool - we don't want to get in trouble. There are so, so many great options here. For the sexually liberated and/or free-thinking perverts in here, knock yourself out - it should be quite an experience researching this. For those of you who are not comfortable tackling or handling (phrasing) this literally, check this out. You can address "Nude Scene" homophonically (not that there's anything wrong with that) or in some other way I haven't thought of. You are free to use your imagination. Don't worry if someone already has the movie or actor/actress/other in question. The idea here is that the original owner of that/them will still keep it/them, but you will be able to take a copy of the "nude scene" with you as well. I never said anything about a wank bank in space, because that would be unbecoming. The idea is not to objectify a person, but rather to celebrate the human body. Or whatever.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Starberry is back, and we are once again whole. That, friends, is the motherf***ing freshness.

No one is on the clock, on deck, on the lido deck, or on the lido afterdeck.

I am going to PM Cannon and figure out what we will do. We are taking everyone's thoughts into consideration. I will let you know what we decide. @Beef Invictus @Asnito and @BigToe - be ready to pick some picks. You can check the spreadsheet to see who is not available and work backwards from there - everyone in the KEEPER tab is off-limits. The link to the spreadsheet and some simple search instructions are in the fourth post of the OP on page one of this thread.

Because of the football, I could only visit China briefly last night. So instead of reporting on that, I will give you a sneak preview of two categories for HISTORIC PHASE 20!

Team Cover Song II - This is a version of a song recorded by a band/artist that was not the original recording artist. Note that the most famous version of many songs would actually qualify here. Don’t worry about duplication with bands that were already taken - you just can’t pick songs that were specifically, individually chosen before. It's the same as Team Cover Song I, except that it's another one, innit.

Team 80s Nude Scene - Juicy, innit. The most important thing here is that you NOT F***ING POST A CLIP OR GIF OF THE ACTUAL NUDE SCENE, NOT EVEN A JOKE OF IT IN A "JOKE" SPOILER. In other words, be cool - we don't want to get in trouble. There are so, so many great options here. For the sexually liberated and/or free-thinking perverts in here, knock yourself out - it should be quite an experience researching this. For those of you who are not comfortable tackling or handling (phrasing) this literally, check this out. You can address "Nude Scene" homophonically (not that there's anything wrong with that) or in some other way I haven't thought of. You are free to use your imagination. Don't worry if someone already has the movie or actor/actress/other in question. The idea here is that the original owner of that/them will still keep it/them, but you will be able to take a copy of the "nude scene" with you as well. I never said anything about a wank bank in space, because that would be unbecoming. The idea is not to objectify a person, but rather to celebrate the human body. Or whatever.

Great post.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Strawberry Fields go to the spreadsheet and figure out who you want to keep safe from the expansion draft (Beef, Asnito and Toe are going to pick players to fill out their rosters from among the guys we don't protect). Do it like this with players you want to KEEP:

CURRENT FORWARDS
Line 1
LW Name
C Name
RW Name
Line 2
LW Name
C Name
RW Name

CURRENT D *
Pair 1
LD Name
RD Name
Pair 2
LD Name
RD Name

CURRENT G
Name


Then do the same for the Legends. We are only protecting THREE PAIRS OF D, which means 2 CURRENT and 1 LEGEND or 2 LEGEND and 1 CURRENT.

 

[mja]

Starberry is back, and we are once again whole. That, friends, is the motherf***ing freshness.

No one is on the clock, on deck, on the lido deck, or on the lido afterdeck.

I am going to PM Cannon and figure out what we will do. We are taking everyone's thoughts into consideration. I will let you know what we decide. @Beef Invictus @Asnito and @BigToe - be ready to pick some picks. You can check the spreadsheet to see who is not available and work backwards from there - everyone in the KEEPER tab is off-limits. The link to the spreadsheet and some simple search instructions are in the fourth post of the OP on page one of this thread.

Because of the football, I could only visit China briefly last night. So instead of reporting on that, I will give you a sneak preview of two categories for HISTORIC PHASE 20!

Team Cover Song II - This is a version of a song recorded by a band/artist that was not the original recording artist. Note that the most famous version of many songs would actually qualify here. Don’t worry about duplication with bands that were already taken - you just can’t pick songs that were specifically, individually chosen before. It's the same as Team Cover Song I, except that it's another one, innit.

Team 80s Nude Scene - Juicy, innit. The most important thing here is that you NOT F***ING POST A CLIP OR GIF OF THE ACTUAL NUDE SCENE, NOT EVEN A JOKE OF IT IN A "JOKE" SPOILER. In other words, be cool - we don't want to get in trouble. There are so, so many great options here. For the sexually liberated and/or free-thinking perverts in here, knock yourself out - it should be quite an experience researching this. For those of you who are not comfortable tackling or handling (phrasing) this literally, check this out. You can address "Nude Scene" homophonically (not that there's anything wrong with that) or in some other way I haven't thought of. You are free to use your imagination. Don't worry if someone already has the movie or actor/actress/other in question. The idea here is that the original owner of that/them will still keep it/them, but you will be able to take a copy of the "nude scene" with you as well. I never said anything about a wank bank in space, because that would be unbecoming. The idea is not to objectify a person, but rather to celebrate the human body. Or whatever.

So, the first pick in phase 20 is going to be [RANCH]?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

So, the first pick in phase 20 is going to be [RANCH]?

I'm not doing that now with all this other shit to deal with first.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Beef Invictus

Please advise

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus

Please advise

Lol holy shit

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus

Please advise

That is EXACTLY what I would have done, too.