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Hoping she has a rapid recovery and is back to herself ASAP.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!
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At this stage I bet she shrugs it off
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
She probably will. To paraphrase Jim Ross, she’s as tough as a two dollar steak.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Mom update: she’s up and in a chair and both specialists are recommending in patient rehab at a local facility. Not sure if she’ll be transferred today or tomorrow but all in all, the news is good.
Thanks for all the well wishes, they are very much appreciated!
Thanks for all the well wishes, they are very much appreciated!
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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The trips to the hospital are a real grind but necessary. Best of luck to you guys and gals.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
In a stunning early afternoon move the Las Vegas Desert Ducks and the Quebec Lapin have reached a first of its kind deal. It is a deal that that will turn the Quackverse on it's head and assuredly cause Cap massive headaches in the future with all of you jabronis.
Now before we announce the official deal let's take you down the path of how this came to be. The Desert Ducks reached out to their brother in Quebec regarding their Spite Actor who they wished to select as their Team Trainer but per rule #3 of the Quackverse there are NO DUPLICATES so I told him boooo. Now that turned into "Good Guy Cap" offering him to me but I said "No, let's make a trade." Now we both thought at this time "Can we do that? Is that allowed? At that point we decided we make the rules so we do what we want.
Some offers were tossed about to bring this person to the Desert Ducks that were met with some resistance including Thatcher Venmo's favorite restaurant which as soon as Cap saw that being the good Uncle that he is withdrew that request. We were getting down to the end when a genius idea struck and a deal was reached.
Here are the official terms:
To Las Vegas: Liam Neeson
To Quebec: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Upon the completion of the deal Liam Neeson has been named as the Official Team Trainer of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has replaced Neeson as the Official Spite Actor of the Quebec Lapin.
When reached for comment Chairman of the Board of the Desert Ducks, HC, had this to say... "Well what it came down to was that we set our sights on Liam Neeson and we just had to get him. When you have a chance to have the man that taught people like Batman and Obi-Wan Kenobi everything that they knew that's just not something that you can pass up. While we are thankful for the time that Dwayne spent here in Las Vegas we figured the right spot was always in Quebec with our brother."
Bring On Glorious Phase 20.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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I don't have Briere, but I'll accept 300 human dollars for him
I have the real actual fleshmeat version of Briere. Feel free to send along your best offers so you can complete your collectible set.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
The endless torture of Dwayne by @Captain Dave Poulin in the Quackverse should be awe inspiring.
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In a stunning early afternoon move the Las Vegas Desert Ducks and the Quebec Lapin have reached a first of its kind deal. It is a deal that that will turn the Quackverse on it's head and assuredly cause Cap massive headaches in the future with all of you jabronis.
Now before we announce the official deal let's take you down the path of how this came to be. The Desert Ducks reached out to their brother in Quebec regarding their Spite Actor who they wished to select as their Team Trainer but per rule #3 of the Quackverse there are NO DUPLICATES so I told him boooo. Now that turned into "Good Guy Cap" offering him to me but I said "No, let's make a trade." Now we both thought at this time "Can we do that? Is that allowed? At that point we decided we make the rules so we do what we want.
Some offers were tossed about to bring this person to the Desert Ducks that were met with some resistance including Thatcher Venmo's favorite restaurant which as soon as Cap saw that being the good Uncle that he is withdrew that request. We were getting down to the end when a genius idea struck and a deal was reached.
Here are the official terms:
To Las Vegas: Liam Neeson
To Quebec: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Upon the completion of the deal Liam Neeson has been named as the Official Team Trainer of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has replaced Neeson as the Official Spite Actor of the Quebec Lapin.
When reached for comment Chairman of the Board of the Desert Ducks, HC, had this to say... "Well what it came down to was that we set our sights on Liam Neeson and we just had to get him. When you have a chance to have the man that taught people like Batman and Obi-Wan Kenobi everything that they knew that's just not something that you can pass up. While we are thankful for the time that Dwayne spent here in Las Vegas we figured the right spot was always in Quebec with our brother."
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Bring On Glorious Phase 20.
I will trade all of my idiot hockey players, except the God known as Tim Kerr and Flash Hollet (because Flash is a cool name) to anyone for a six pack of stout and half ounce of Thai stick.
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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The M.A.D. Cats are a peaceful people. Trial by Combat is of no real use to us by itself, so it's time to get creative. I told you I would find a way to have him removed from existence @Captain Dave Poulin.
This side of SWSNBN, I don't think anyone's existence bothers me more than the master of the hot take veiled in implied genius, Malcom Gladwell. The man once described as "Xanax for Managers," has kicked up his galaxy brain rhetoric even further in the COVID period. A particular favorite of ours was his appearance on a podcast called "Diary of a CEO." Gladwell cried actual tears while explaining that people need to return to the office "in order to regain a sense of belonging" and to feel part of something bigger than themselves. Every topic no matter how rote you may expect it to be turns into this. As described by a friend:
Please, challenge this man every day. A duel at high noon? American Gladiators style jousting with giant Q-Tips? We'll say yes every time. After someone has finally offed him, challenge his skeleton and ground that to dust. You'll be doing us all a favor.
This side of SWSNBN, I don't think anyone's existence bothers me more than the master of the hot take veiled in implied genius, Malcom Gladwell. The man once described as "Xanax for Managers," has kicked up his galaxy brain rhetoric even further in the COVID period. A particular favorite of ours was his appearance on a podcast called "Diary of a CEO." Gladwell cried actual tears while explaining that people need to return to the office "in order to regain a sense of belonging" and to feel part of something bigger than themselves. Every topic no matter how rote you may expect it to be turns into this. As described by a friend:
Please, challenge this man every day. A duel at high noon? American Gladiators style jousting with giant Q-Tips? We'll say yes every time. After someone has finally offed him, challenge his skeleton and ground that to dust. You'll be doing us all a favor.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Jojo, I hate this.The M.A.D. Cats are a peaceful people. Trial by Combat is of no real use to us by itself, so it's time to get creative. I told you I would find a way to have him removed from existence @Captain Dave Poulin.
This side of SWSNBN, I don't think anyone's existence bothers me more than the master of the hot take veiled in implied genius, Malcom Gladwell. The man once described as "Xanax for Managers," has kicked up his galaxy brain rhetoric even further in the COVID period. A particular favorite of ours was his appearance on a podcast called "Diary of a CEO." Gladwell cried actual tears while explaining that people need to return to the office "in order to regain a sense of belonging" and to feel part of something bigger than themselves. Every topic no matter how rote you may expect it to be turns into this. As described by a friend:
Please, challenge this man every day. A duel at high noon? American Gladiators style jousting with giant Q-Tips? We'll say yes every time. After someone has finally offed him, challenge his skeleton and ground that to dust. You'll be doing us all a favor.
The concept of the Trial By Combat is that these people selected are our champion which they are representing you in a trial. If your champion dies depending on the charges laid against you you very well may die also.
I don't want Jojo to die.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
The M.A.D. Cats are a peaceful people. Trial by Combat is of no real use to us by itself, so it's time to get creative. I told you I would find a way to have him removed from existence @Captain Dave Poulin.
This side of SWSNBN, I don't think anyone's existence bothers me more than the master of the hot take veiled in implied genius, Malcom Gladwell. The man once described as "Xanax for Managers," has kicked up his galaxy brain rhetoric even further in the COVID period. A particular favorite of ours was his appearance on a podcast called "Diary of a CEO." Gladwell cried actual tears while explaining that people need to return to the office "in order to regain a sense of belonging" and to feel part of something bigger than themselves. Every topic no matter how rote you may expect it to be turns into this. As described by a friend:
Please, challenge this man every day. A duel at high noon? American Gladiators style jousting with giant Q-Tips? We'll say yes every time. After someone has finally offed him, challenge his skeleton and ground that to dust. You'll be doing us all a favor.
Maximus is sharpening his gladius already
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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I'm reasonably certain bribes will still exist in the New World.
And if not, I've secured Quackkind a Gladwell-free existence. You can make the statue out of anything you want. Just put it in a nice public park.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
But what about the aliens!?!
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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You can always argue to the presiding lord that you did such a service by ridding existence of Gladwell that any further punishment is not needed.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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hey @Captain Dave Poulin we have a problem with the spreadsheet.
When someone added the keepers category it hid the civilization category. I’m unable to scroll.
When someone added the keepers category it hid the civilization category. I’m unable to scroll.
Beef Invictus
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Have you tried putting it in rice
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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Jasmine rice
Yup.
Imagine how many duplicate picks I make without the spreadsheet. It would be like having two @BiggE ’s.
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