NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[BiggE]

(cough, cough)

Hey dudes, the Methgators select, as our final idiot hockey player, a guy with a good trailer trash first name:

KALEB LAWRENCE C

As always, please feel free to give away any of our idiot players except Tim Kerr cause he lives in Florida and he’s a good dude.

@DancingPanther , the hash pipe is all yours

 

[Magua]

I forgot I still have a makeup pick. It will be made today for sure. Fo. Sho.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

(cough, cough)

Hey dudes, the Methgators select, as our final idiot hockey player, a guy with a good trailer trash first name:

KALEB LAWRENCE C

As always, please feel free to give away any of our idiot players except Tim Kerr cause he lives in Florida and he’s a good dude.

@DancingPanther , the hash pipe is all yours

Just so we are clear, no one is going to do that for you - you have to decide for yourself who you are keeping.

EDIT: Also, that motherf***er was already taken, in this round, even.

 

[BiggE]

Just so we are clear, no one is going to do that for you - you have to decide for yourself who you are keeping.

EDIT: Also, that motherf***er was already taken, in this round, even.

f***, really?

Just skip me for now, I’m way to wasted to find another idiot hockey player.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

f***, really?

Just skip me for now, I’m way to wasted to find another idiot hockey player.

Well, that's shocking.

 

[BiggE]

Oh f*** it, we’ll take a goalie, even though they’re both nuts and stupid.
(Wasted people often change their minds)

Vyacheslav Buteyets G​

 

[Asnito]

Facebook is such a cesspool. My wife is selling something for $25 and someone reached out to ask if it was still available. My wife said yes and the person just responded back with "5". Sick haggling you dummy.

I've been selling stuff on there and they really need to implement a way to report and block people like that. There's too many people who are like sleezy pawn brokers.

 

[Asnito]

f***, really?

Just skip me for now, I’m way to wasted to find another idiot hockey player.

There's like 200 to choose from

 

[Rebels57]

I've been selling stuff on there and they really need to implement a way to report and block people like that. There's too many people who are like sleezy pawn brokers.

You can both report and block people lol

 

[Asnito]

You can both report and block people lol

I tried that but got blocked from posting new stuff in one of the local groups.

 

[Striiker]

I forgot to tell you all that I finally finished with nearly 200 episodes of "One Piece" and got caught up this past week. There has been an episode released this weekend, so I am already behind, but I feel very good about not having to be so nervous anymore. It was hard living with the potential of spoilers hanging over my head like the Sword of motherf***ing Damocles. It's also a little sad that I don't have that massive cache of goodness to binge anymore and just have to wait like everyone else. It only took a short time to get back in the swing of it, and there were a lot of refreshers in there to remind me of what had happened earlier. When a show has lasted 1032 episodes and counting, there's not much you can do about forgetting some of it, but it's worth every single second I have spent on it. It is the GOAT thing of all things there have ever been.

Now it’s time for you to quickly watch Bleach before it returns from a 10 year break for its final arc on 10/10/22.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Now it’s time for you to quickly watch Bleach before it returns from a 10 year break for its final arc on 10/10/22.

Yosh, I watched the first three eps, but then I decided to finish off "Fairy Tail" before I get balls-deep in it. I have about 43 left in FT.

 

[Striiker]

Yosh, I watched the first three eps, but then I decided to finish off "Fairy Tail" before I get balls-deep in it. I have about 43 left in FT.

I need you to do this for me in a timely fashion, just like I make my picks for you in a timely fashion.

No delays. No excuses. Or I’ll throw a fit and talk about “birds”.

 

[Lord Defect]

I need you to do this for me in a timely fashion, just like I make my picks for you in a timely fashion.

No delays. No excuses. Or I’ll throw a fit and talk about “birds”.

I don’t think this forum is rated for you to talk about birds. Oh those birds. Carry on.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Guys I befriended an alpaca yesterday, I rubbed his neck-stalk and he leaned into it and then he kept booping my nose with his snoot in gratitude it was the best

 

[Striiker]

I don’t think this forum is rated for you to talk about birds. Oh those birds. Carry on.

Two "birds", one stone.

 

[Asnito]

Guys I befriended an alpaca yesterday, I rubbed his neck-stalk and he leaned into it and then he kept booping my nose with his snoot in gratitude it was the best

They're just like Emu's

 

[BiggE]

Guys I befriended an alpaca yesterday, I rubbed his neck-stalk and he leaned into it and then he kept booping my nose with his snoot in gratitude it was the best

I’m just impressed that you didn’t come home with alpaca steaks.

 

[Beef Invictus]

They're just like Emu's

Not remotely

 

[Lord Defect]

Not remotely

It’s exactly like an emu if an emu was a llama.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It’s exactly like an emu if an emu was a llama.

Llamas are garbage animals

 

[BiggE]

Llamas are garbage animals

 

[BiggE]

Llamas also know how to have a good time.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Llamas also know how to have a good time.
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That's an upsized alpaca

 

[Magua]

Nothing in the rules states the spokesperson must be a person person. Frankly, we don't need another team babe/himbo. We just need a charming presence that represents the spirit of our franchise and makes you want to spend your [insert form of currency here].

The Honolulu Ghibli name as our Team Spokesperson......Jiji

Yes, a cat from a Ghibli movie. But a cat that talks, so it works dammit. Humans drool; animals rule. It is known. That's why so many companies have animal spokesalmostpeople in their commercials.