NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[DancingPanther]

I'm sleepy

I just woke up, bif

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I don't know when I'm up

You're up after Bernie who is up after Jojo (who is now up).

 

[Beef Invictus]

You're up after Bernie who is up after Jojo (who is now up).

You're really gonna make me do math?

 

[Asnito]

You're really gonna make me do math?

Just take a nap and Bern will call you when it's showtime

 

[JojoTheWhale]

My post got eaten by a 522, so this is the quick and dirty version.

My 20 Minutes of YouTube scouting has now been completed. I ultimately felt like I was deciding between two Defensemen here. I think most people would expect the one I decided on to be the riskier of the two largely because of size, but from a cursory glance, I see it the other way. If you want to be an org that approaches hockey from an aggressive base, this is the mindset you dream of finding.

Apparently I'm just going to draft a Columbus 1st rounder ever year.

Futurehead: Denton Mateychuk



@BernieParent Take your time. Teach Beef some manners.

 

[mja]

Rehearsals for tonight’s show happening now (that’s right I get to hear a lot of these songs twice!), and we’re starting off with…ZZ Top.

Oh, boy, they’ve decided to re-rehearse Gimme All Your Lovin’ for some reason. I guess three times is better than two.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Rehearsals for tonight’s show happening now (that’s right I get to hear a lot of these songs twice!), and we’re starting off with…ZZ Top.

Oh, boy, they’ve decided to re-rehearse Gimme All Your Lovin’ for some reason. I guess three times is better than two.

How do we make requests for you to cover?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

How do we make requests for you to cover?

Hit up Cap's Venmo.

 

[mja]

How do we make requests for you to cover?

Shoot and I’ll see what I can do. They’re just hanging out on stage now ahead of the show, the stage being set up in the middle of an enormous and very empty beachside parking lot where the daily open air market takes place every morning.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Rehearsals for tonight’s show happening now (that’s right I get to hear a lot of these songs twice!), and we’re starting off with…ZZ Top.

Oh, boy, they’ve decided to re-rehearse Gimme All Your Lovin’ for some reason. I guess three times is better than two.

I confused that with Gimme Some Lovin' and was worried that they'd need to even rehearse that one.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Shoot and I’ll see what I can do. They’re just hanging out on stage now ahead of the show, the stage being set up in the middle of an enormous and very empty beachside parking lot where the daily open air market takes place every morning.

I want Freebird. Two rehearsals, please.

 

[DancingPanther]

For trial by combat, if you choose a fictional person, must it not fall under any company/etc owned by anyone in accordance with the NO DUPLICATES law?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Shoot and I’ll see what I can do. They’re just hanging out on stage now ahead of the show, the stage being set up in the middle of an enormous and very empty beachside parking lot where the daily open air market takes place every morning.

I'm now trying to think of something appropriate, but I've got to tell you, this sounds better than listening to drumming videos on YouTube while I pretend to pay attention to this call. I'm telling my wife the internet is trying to convince us to move to France.

No, I've never drummed in my life. I have no idea how or why I've done this.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

For trial by combat, if you choose a fictional person, must it not fall under any company/etc owned by anyone in accordance with the NO DUPLICATES law?

That is correct.

 

[Magua]

NSFW?! That is blasphemy. If anything, "Divorced Singles" is the most NSFW combination of words we've ever read on this board. If there's one thing the Sexpos are known for, it's good clean fun for the whole entire family. Oh, and also lying through our teeth on occasion.

Montreal is going to a page out of Andre Dawson's book and taking a swing for the fences here.

Futurehead - Brad Lambert

I trust that you’ll do the correct thing with your next pick. A “generational” player is available, and only your team can properly develop him.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'm now trying to think of something appropriate, but I've got to tell you, this sounds better than listening to drumming videos on YouTube while I pretend to pay attention to this call. I'm telling my wife the internet is trying to convince us to move to France.

No, I've never drummed in my life. I have no idea how or why I've done this.

Better be Luke Holland, jojo

 

[BernieParent]

Even quicker and dirtier than @JojoTheWhale 's pick.

"After extensive analysis of the draft head prospects -- comprising a review of whom the smart people chose as part of this board's 2022 mock draft, the Tampa Bay FireSticks are pleased to select, from the SHL, centre Noah Osterwood ... we mean Ostlund."

Doing the math, you are now up, @Beef Invictus.

 

[DancingPanther]

Speaking of bands we're getting together for my joint bday party/cousins grad party Friday, that'll be fun.

Funk #49
Dig a Pony
Manic Depression
I've got a Feeling
Dr. Robert
Cinnamon Girl
The Waiting
Hotel California
Beautiful Girls
Listen to Her Heart
Without You
Long Train Running
Ziggy Stardust
Complex Kid
You May Be Right
Jenny/867-5309
What Is and What Should Never Be
Truckin
I Don't Want to Spoil the Party
One After 909
Let Me Roll It
Green River

Is the group of songs we have on tap. Luckily, I remember most of them. Funk #49 is new to me on the drums, but I know the song well (don't we all?) so that helps

 

[Young Sandwich]

I trust that you’ll do the correct thing with your next pick. A “generational” player is available, and only your team can properly develop him.

I'd like to say that I'm 100% certain that I know who you're talking about, but I cannot. Time will tell.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you, @BernieParent ! Sweet Bernie. Succulent Bernie. Mushy Bernie.

With the pick that is my pick, the Mutineers select as a futurebeing:

CUTTER GAUTHIER

No I am not posting any info or pics for him. You people know him.

I am pretty sure nobody is going to snipe my next pick so I can do this. This is indeed a naked attempt to help me root or the Flyers while they give me so little to root for. Godspeed, bulky prince.

Up now: The singular and overheated @ajgoal

 

[Beef Invictus]

Speaking of bands we're getting together for my joint bday party/cousins grad party Friday, that'll be fun.

Funk #49
Dig a Pony
Manic Depression
I've got a Feeling
Dr. Robert
Cinnamon Girl
The Waiting
Hotel California
Beautiful Girls
Listen to Her Heart
Without You
Long Train Running
Ziggy Stardust
Complex Kid
You May Be Right
Jenny/867-5309
What Is and What Should Never Be
Truckin
I Don't Want to Spoil the Party
One After 909
Let Me Roll It
Green River

Is the group of songs we have on tap. Luckily, I remember most of them. Funk #49 is new to me on the drums, but I know the song well (don't we all?) so that helps

Where is the Weird Al

 

[Striiker]

I want Freebird. Two rehearsals, please.

Free Bird, you say?

 

[Striiker]

Thank you, @BernieParent ! Sweet Bernie. Succulent Bernie. Mushy Bernie.

 

[Asnito]

How do we make requests for you to cover?

Well they already did your girl's Natalie and Alanis so that only leaves Avril, shouldn't be tooComplicated

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Thank you, @BernieParent ! Sweet Bernie. Succulent Bernie. Mushy Bernie.

With the pick that is my pick, the Mutineers select as a futurebeing:

CUTTER GAUTHIER

No I am not posting any info or pics for him. You people know him.

I am pretty sure nobody is going to snipe my next pick so I can do this. This is indeed a naked attempt to help me root or the Flyers while they give me so little to root for. Godspeed, bulky prince.

Up now: The singular and overheated @ajgoal

Ew.

Although his ability to hit a golf ball 280 yards with both hands could play a key role in the Quackverse.