NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Beef Invictus]

I need to know. Who out there had a Rad Board?

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[Magua]

I express my gratitude, Biff! Tempestuous Biff! Blustery Biff! Hysterical Biff!

The Honolulu Ghibli celebrate our Team Holiday......Festivus!

On December 23rd, the rest of us shall gather 'round the Festivus aluminum pole!

We shall air our grievances!

Perform our feats of strength!

And if we are lucky, witness a Festivus miracle!

*****

@JojoTheWhale ! Itinerant Jojo! Kiwi Jojo! Hypoallergenic Jojo!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

ASMR Artists don’t have to be specifically the weird mouth sound things. I have discovered that for example, there is an 8 hour video of one guy going over the 6.0 Patch Notes for Dota2 that became an extremely popular ASMR sleep aide for people. Along the same lines, in the PoE community, a man named Jousis who is famous for making meme builds has a voice that has become popular in those circles. As a personal bonus and my angle of attack, this means we also get his cover songs since they’re included in the PoE videos.

My favorite is definitely his a capella cover of “Dirty Imbecile” by The Happy Fits. It’s probably just me and @DancingPanther that knows the original, but it’s a good one. Anyway, this cover became popular enough that it crossed out of the PoE community and managed to come into the band’s view. They also loved it.



All these things I’ve tried, @BigToe. Be cute, be dumb, be wise, be young.

 

[DancingPanther]

ASMR Artists don’t have to be specifically the weird mouth sound things. I have discovered that for example, there is an 8 hour video of one guy going over the 6.0 Patch Notes for Dota2 that became an extremely popular ASMR sleep aide for people. Along the same lines, in the PoE community, a man named Jousis who is famous for making meme builds has a voice that has become popular in those circles. As a personal bonus and my angle of attack, this means we also get his cover songs since they’re included in the PoE videos.

My favorite is definitely his a capella cover of “Dirty Imbecile” by The Happy Fits. It’s probably just me and @DancingPanther that knows the original, but it’s a good one. Anyway, this cover became popular enough that it crossed out of the PoE community and managed to come into the band’s view. They also loved it.



All these things I’ve tried, @BigToe. Be cute, be dumb, be wise, be young.

Happy Fits is so great holy crap. Such happy music. What a performer

 

[BigToe]

Team Bumper Sticker - Made In Sweden

@ajgoal woop woop

 

[Asnito]

Our Team Apple is the Hawaiian Mountain Apple

@whoknows

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I watched a lot of baseball yesterday, but unfortunately the Mets won, so it was ruined, because the Mets suck ass.

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterpit.

I don't remember if I told you or not, but I started watching this Malaysian dating show called "Play Safe, Play Me." I wouldn't even bring it up, but it's so f***ing stupid that I need to vent. I don't feel like going into specifics on it, because it's too stupid to even describe, but I'm frustrated that I have to finish it now. It's like "Singles Inferno" in the sense that it's stupid and skanky as balls, but it badly lacks Inferno's supreme hotness. Even the natural scenery is pretty lame. Damn it.

 

[ajgoal]

Go ahead @CanadianFlyer88. My next pick is my fridge magnet but I forgot to grab a photo of it before I left for work.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@BiggE, go ahead.

Skip me going the other way, as well.

 

[BiggE]

You know Jacksonville, to be the man you have to beat the man, WOOOO!!

So, what does that, have to do with refrigerator magnets? How the hell do I know, I’m 74 and have had 6000 or so concussions!

But anyway, here it is!

Now bring me my limo and make a pick @pit

 

[pit]

Surprised this one lasted, but I'll scoop it up late.

Team Refrigerator Magnet: Magnetic Poetry.

@DancingPanther understand us
so quiet but important
believe in me
remember the truth

 

[DancingPanther]

Team extinct animal: Perucetus collosus

This boy's vertabrae was just discovered earlier this month and some people smarter than me think he weighed 370 f***ING TONS at a length of 65 feet. Guys, blue whales weigh 200 tons and are the heaviest animal to have ever lived.

It's so f***ing chonk that it could potentially redefine our very understanding of the morphology of vertebrates. With very mammalian bones (dense and rounded) it is thought this early whale lazed around in the shallows and ate crabs. Sounds like me at the beach, honestly.

Look at him. In all his glory. Look at his dumb little legs

@Young Sandwich is up

 

[Young Sandwich]

TAKE COVER, RAPID FIRE PICKS INCOMING.

Pick 1:

Team Holiday - Vacation


Pick 2:

Little nod to the QV on this one.

Team Magnet - Throw Bread On Me

C'mon @DancingPanther , do it. Throw it. Now.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Team extinct animal: Perucetus collosus

This boy's vertabrae was just discovered earlier this month and some people smarter than me think he weighed 370 f***ING TONS at a length of 65 feet. Guys, blue whales weigh 200 tons and are the heaviest animal to have ever lived.

It's so f***ing chonk that it could potentially redefine our very understanding of the morphology of vertebrates. With very mammalian bones (dense and rounded) it is thought this early whale lazed around in the shallows and ate crabs. Sounds like me at the beach, honestly.

Look at him. In all his glory. Look at his dumb little legs

@Young Sandwich is up

 

[DancingPanther]

Movie quote: they can't be lost, they're on instruments!

@pit the speed around the corner is incredible

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May I have some möllusks bröther

 

[pit]

Back in my youth, when doing things like customizing your Windows sounds seemed like a really big deal and proof that we were living in the future, this quote was the shutdown sound on my laptop. Though it's definitely tinged with that "teen trying too hard" energy for me now, it's still a good one.

Team Movie Quote - Red from Shawshank Redemption - "Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right"

@BiggE What say you there fuzzy britches? Feel like talking?

 

[ajgoal]

Back in my youth, when doing things like customizing your Windows sounds seemed like a really big deal and proof that we were living in the future, this quote was the shutdown sound on my laptop. Though it's definitely tinged with that "teen trying too hard" energy for me now, it's still a good one.

Team Movie Quote - Red from Shawshank Redemption - "Get busy living or get busy dying. That's goddamn right"

@BiggE What say you there fuzzy britches? Feel like talking?

I was going to pick that one myself, but @BernieParent owns Shawshank

 

[pit]

I was going to pick that one myself, but @BernieParent owns Shawshank

• Team Movie Quote – This is going to be a nightmare for the boxes, I just know it. The quote can be any size within reason, though it probably shouldn’t be a whole page from the script. You’ll get the whole quote, regardless of how I have to chop it for the bookkeeping. Don’t worry about whether or not someone has picked the movie already – this is completely separate.

Shouldn't be an issue, but I'm glad you thought it was!

 

[ajgoal]

Shouldn't be an issue, but I'm glad you thought it was!

I'm turning into LD with my inability to read and recall information.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am no closer to narrowing down my movie quote than I was on day 1

 

[BiggE]

The official holiday of the Jacksonville Methgators: GROUNDATION DAY

From Wikipedia:
Grounation Day (April 21) is an important Rastafari holy day, second only to Coronation Day (November 2). It is celebrated in honour of Haile Selassie's 1966 visit to Jamaica.

Honestly, I have no idea why this is a big deal but apparently it’s celebrated by smoking a shitload of weed so Methgators Nation “highly” approves. Right guys?

Someone is next but with all the folks wanting to be skipped, I have no idea who the f*** it is. Yay, anarchy!

 

[ajgoal]

The official holiday of the Jacksonville Methgators: GROUNDATION DAY

From Wikipedia:
Grounation Day (April 21) is an important Rastafari holy day, second only to Coronation Day (November 2). It is celebrated in honour of Haile Selassie's 1966 visit to Jamaica.

Honestly, I have no idea why this is a big deal but apparently it’s celebrated by smoking a shitload of weed so Methgators Nation “highly” approves. Right guys?
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Someone is next but with all the folks wanting to be skipped, I have no idea who the f*** it is. Yay, anarchy!

I think it's me. I'll make my two picks when I get home in a couple hours.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

TAKE COVER, RAPID FIRE PICKS INCOMING.

Pick 1:

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Team Holiday - Vacation


Pick 2:

Little nod to the QV on this one.

Team Magnet - Throw Bread On Me

C'mon @DancingPanther , do it. Throw it. Now.

You already chose International Fetish Day for your holiday.

 

[Young Sandwich]

You already chose International Fetish Day for your holiday.

SON OF A BITCH, BASTARD.

 

[Young Sandwich]

You already chose International Fetish Day for your holiday.

We're pivoting to team nut. These things are DANGEROUS.

Team Nut - Sweet & Spicy Pecans