NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[Strawberry Fields]

I got one for you, if you're interested.

Feel free to hook me up if you'd like. I got nothing

 

[BernieParent]

Shout out to our main man, @BernieParent for the suggestion. He gets full credit here.

We will select as our Official Team 80's Nude Scene... The Arrival Scene From Terminator.

Spoiler: Arnold Nudity

@Strawberry Fields you're still up.

There are certainly a couple of other Quackverse owners chuckling at my persistence in suggesting this one. I feel like a smut peddler.

Speaking of which, I hope there is a '90s nude scene category in a future draft round because I have a great one for that.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I have the weirdest situation going on with a pair of Flyers tickets that I sold to a guy on Facebook yesterday.

He bought a pair a few weeks ago. The game came and went and the night of the game he sent me a message thanking me and telling me that he'd definitely buy some more tickets in the future.

On Sunday he reached out saying that he may need four tickets for Saturday's game against the Sens for an impromptu birthday present for himself. He said he just needed to wait on confirmation from some of his friends.

Yesterday he said that he just needed two now. I told him what I could offer he said that he'll take them. Some time went by before he said that he got a new phone so he was just downloading PayPal and then he'd send. He sent using Friends and Family. I got the email from Paypal that money was sent but he didn't acknowledge anything in the chat. I sent a message that I secured the tickets and then asked for his email or phone number to transfer the tickets to him. That was the last message that from what I can tell that he has read. This was at 5:48.

I followed up at 6PM looking back and asking if the same phone number that I sent them to before was the right one. At 8PM, I just said to confirm that whenever he gets a chance and i'll send the tickets and at 7:30 this morning I said "hope everything is alright" and then at 12:30 I decided to send a text to the number that the tickets were sent to previously with no response as of yet. Meanwhile he's been "active" on Facebook Messenger several times since those exchanges but they haven't been read.

I don't know if there's a type of scam going on where he's waiting for me to send the tickets to the old phone number and then act like they were never received or what but the money was sent via friends and family so short of a CC chargeback (which they might not even do) he can't get the money back.

So I have the tickets and the money and yet i'm the one that's being stressed here and trying to get the tickets to him as I don't want it hanging over my head. I'm not really sure what else I can do. If it didn't show that he was active on Facebook I probably wouldn't be giving a shit.

 

[ajgoal]

There are certainly a couple of other Quackverse owners chuckling at my persistence in suggesting this one. I feel like a smut peddler.

I'm honestly surprised that it took that much work for it to get selected.

Speaking of which, I hope there is a '90s nude scene category in a future draft round because I have a great one for that.

Is it [RANCH]? I bet it's [RANCH]

 

[mja]

Feel free to hook me up if you'd like. I got nothing

It's duck-themed, so not sure that flies for the Beavers. By the way, this is a category you should be knocking out of the park; our expectations are impossibly high and you had better rise to the occasion.

 

[BernieParent]

I'm honestly surprised that it took that much work for it to get selected.


Is it [RANCH]? I bet it's [RANCH]

That's certainly a good one but I was thinking of [RANCH].

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I have probably seen no more than ten 80s movies. Precisely zero of them had any real nudity save for Clark's fantasy of the department store clerk stripping and diving into his pool in Christmas Vacation, which isn't a full body shot or anything so I don't think it really counts.

This one list has Kelly Preston going nude in the 1985 movie "Mischief." I've never heard of Mischief, but I've heard of Kelly Preston (RIP). So I'll stop holding everyone else back and say let's go with that.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have probably seen no more than ten 80s movies. Precisely zero of them had any real nudity save for Clark's fantasy of the department store clerk stripping and diving into his pool in Christmas Vacation, which isn't a full body shot or anything so I don't think it really counts.

This one list has Kelly Preston going nude in the 1985 movie "Mischief." I've never heard of Mischief, but I've heard of Kelly Preston (RIP). So I'll stop holding everyone else back and say let's go with that.

Have you seen Big Trouble in Little China

 

[Magua]

After being a bit unenthused with how people have embraced the Serial Killer category (which I was not sick enough to choose, only sick enough to oblige), I have decided to rate everyone's Integrity Level based on the following criteria:

1.) Slaughter of innocents​

2.) Excessive bloodshed ​

3.) Personality disorders ​

4.) Unexplained odors emanating from their colony ship room​

Han Solo -- Lowest Integrity
Sweeney Todd -- Highest Integrity
James Bond -- Lowest Integrity, Stirred
Tom Ripley -- Highest Integrity
Dexter Morgan -- Highest Integrity
Bryce Harper -- Should Have Picked Castellanos Lowest Integrity
John Matrix -- Thank You for Your Service Lowest Integrity
John Clarke -- Tom Clancy's Thank You for Your Service Lowest Integrity
John Wick -- Vague Integrity
Serial Mom -- Highest Integrity
Sarah Koenig -- Peabody Award Winning Quasi Integrity
Dr. Paul Kersey -- Vague Integrity
Trinity Killer -- Highest Integrity
Hey Arnold Eating Cereal -- 9th Circle of Pun Hell Integrity
Chiaki Kuriyama -- Asian Lady Simping Excuse Acceptably Low Integrity
Cereal Killerz Kitchen -- 10th Circle of Pun Hell Integrity
The Kurgan -- Defectively Above Average Integrity
The Hash Slinging Slasher -- Highest Integrity Under the Sea
The Destroyer -- Biblical Proportion Integrity
Maxwell Edison -- Worst Beatles Song Highest Integrity

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Those are fightin’ words.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I agree with Magua about the smell.

The only two who need to pick are @Asnito and @JojoTheWhale, but like I said yesterday, there's no big Cooper rush.

I am up to episode 73 of "Bleach," which @Striiker has forced me to watch. I really, really like it, but it's old enough that the first ~163 eps have those black bars on either side of the screen to make the show fit. I try to get used to it - and God knows, I don't mind watching stuff that is "old" - but it gets to me somewhat, like constantly nudging me and whispering "This is old." There are also more than 45 eps in the first 110 that are non-canon. I tried to skip ahead, but as soon as I opened ep 109, I felt almost physically ill. I'm a total completist (redundancy alert) and I just can't do that, so I went back and kept going.

One that isn't old is "The Rising of the Shield Hero." The second season just dropped, so I went back and re-watched the whole first season again. I'm really glad that I did, because my memory is horse piss and I would have been lost. It's about young guys from the real world who get sucked into the fantasy world of a game and become heroes tasked with saving the world. That kind of meta storyline shouldn't be my thing - nor should the fact that it lacks an ecchi or harem element - but I really love it. The only thing is, the storyline they started the season off with doesn't make much sense. There is this giant spirit tortoise whose task is to both save and destroy the world. I'm pretty lost, but I'll just keep going and hope for the best.

F*** hockey.

 

[Striiker]

I am up to episode 73 of "Bleach," which @Striiker has forced me to watch. I really, really like it, but it's old enough that the first ~163 eps have those black bars on either side of the screen to make the show fit. I try to get used to it - and God knows, I don't mind watching stuff that is "old" - but it gets to me somewhat, like constantly nudging me and whispering "This is old." There are also more than 45 eps in the first 110 that are non-canon. I tried to skip ahead, but as soon as I opened ep 109, I felt almost physically ill. I'm a total completist (redundancy alert) and I just can't do that, so I went back and kept going.

The filler sucks but I think it’s around 110 where things get back to canon and really start to get going.

The animation quality (not just removing the black bars) significantly improves as time passes too.

 

[Asnito]

Body of water is the Arthur River in Tasmania. The river and it's smaller tributaries is home to one of the most fascinating creatures we have seen, the Tasmanian Giant Freshwater Crayfish.

He's a video of Jeremy Wade catching that monster in about a foot of water

 

[mja]

After being a bit unenthused with how people have embraced the Serial Killer category (which I was not sick enough to choose, only sick enough to oblige), I have decided to rate everyone's Integrity Level based on the following criteria:

1.) Slaughter of innocents​

2.) Excessive bloodshed ​

3.) Personality disorders ​

4.) Unexplained odors emanating from their colony ship room​

Han Solo -- Lowest Integrity
Sweeney Todd -- Highest Integrity
James Bond -- Lowest Integrity, Stirred
Tom Ripley -- Highest Integrity
Dexter Morgan -- Highest Integrity
Bryce Harper -- Should Have Picked Castellanos Lowest Integrity
John Matrix -- Thank You for Your Service Lowest Integrity
John Clarke -- Tom Clancy's Thank You for Your Service Lowest Integrity
John Wick -- Vague Integrity
Serial Mom -- Highest Integrity
Sarah Koenig -- Peabody Award Winning Quasi Integrity
Dr. Paul Kersey -- Vague Integrity
Trinity Killer -- Highest Integrity
Hey Arnold Eating Cereal -- 9th Circle of Pun Hell Integrity
Chiaki Kuriyama -- Asian Lady Simping Excuse Acceptably Low Integrity
Cereal Killerz Kitchen -- 10th Circle of Pun Hell Integrity
The Kurgan -- Defectively Above Average Integrity
The Hash Slinging Slasher -- Highest Integrity Under the Sea
The Destroyer -- Biblical Proportion Integrity
Maxwell Edison -- Worst Beatles Song Highest Integrity

Now do 80's Nude Scenes.

Also, I'll have you know that the only odor coming from the NJFZ room is potpourri because, you know, Serial Mom and all that.

 

[Magua]

Now do 80's Nude Scenes.

The Nude Scenes were all very honorable selections. But I could not stand by and watch breakfast foods and heroic characters be called serial killers. Someone had to say something dammit.

 

[Asnito]

The Nude Scenes were all very honorable selections. But I could not stand by and watch breakfast foods and heroic characters be called serial killers. Someone had to say something dammit.

You didn't rate

 

[Magua]

You didn't rate
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HIGHEST Integrity, Fancy Feast Edition.

 

[Striiker]

Han Solo -- Lowest Integrity

???

 

[BernieParent]

???

He had to rate him so low.

 

[Striiker]

He had to rate him so low.

These dad jokes are unacceptable

 

[mja]

If we start the next phase this week and I come up, skip me and I’ll get my picks in when I can. I’m going on a little trip.

 

[Lord Defect]

If we start the next phase this week and I come up, skip me and I’ll get my picks in when I can. I’m going on a little trip.

In you’re favorite rocket ship?

 

[BiggE]

If we start the next phase this week and I come up, skip me and I’ll get my picks in when I can. I’m going on a little trip.

Are you traveling or just dropping some acid?

 

[mja]

Are you traveling or just dropping some acid?

Headed down to your neck of the woods for some golf and fishing.

In you’re favorite rocket ship?

Yes, I’ve been sent on an advance mission to scout conditions in the QV. Very dangerous, very hush-hush.

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh shit I still have a makeup!!

For our team sidekick, we will choose Snoop Dog the Puppy. He is the best, most goodest sidekick anyone could ever hope for.

And with that, we are excited for the NEXT PHASE