NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[Beef Invictus]

I'm finally going to pick today

Get it in before you're drunk

 

[BigToe]

I know nothing about elements.

Team Element - Phosphorus

@Magua

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Dealer Choice II

SEGA TOWER OF POWER

Over the last few years, collecting and playing retro video games has become a fun hobby of mine. Everyone wants to relive their childhood, and retro games open a brief door into that realm.

The SEGA TOWER OF POWER is what you get when you connect a a Sega 32X to a Sega Genesis which is then connected to the Sega CD. Since I couldn't pick all retro games, this megazord of a system seems like a fair compromise.

Gun to my head, the Sega is my favorite retro console and this will give me access to well over 1,000 games.

What Is The Sega Tower Of Power? - How To Retro

The Sega Tower of Power! It sounds quite imposing, doesn't it? For those of you who are not in the know already, the 'Tower of Power' is a combination of

www.howtoretro.com

 

[Beef Invictus]

This man really took the entirety of retro gaming!?

I say we strap him to a Virtual Boy for 40 hours straight.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This man really took the entirety of retro gaming!?

I say we strap him to a Virtual Boy for 40 hours straight.

Yeah, @Rebels57 I'm not sure you can take all of them - @Hollywood Cannon what say you?

 

[Rebels57]

Yeah, @Rebels57 I'm not sure you can take all of them - @Hollywood Cannon what say you?

I shall await the ruling. If not, it could be a good future category.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I shall await the ruling. If not, it could be a good future category.

Yeah, that's a good idea, and I was thinking people might want to pick singular older games at some point, too.

 

[Rebels57]

Yeah, that's a good idea, and I was thinking people might want to pick singular older games at some point, too.

Ok I will amend my selection and pick just one. Hang on.

 

[Asnito]

Ok I will amend my selection and pick just one. Hang on I'm drunk again and will post it in 3 days.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yeah, @Rebels57 I'm not sure you can take all of them - @Hollywood Cannon what say you?

I see that my opinion is no longer needed but I would have sided with you my brother.

 

[Rebels57]

I know this is a fun joke but I literally never drink during the week and usually only drink on Saturday night. Just setting the record straight so no one thinks I have a problem lol.

 

[Lord Defect]

I know this is a fun joke but I literally never drink during the week and usually only drink on Saturday night. Just setting the record straight so no one thinks I have a problem lol.

Too late. It’s #lore

 

[Beef Invictus]

I know this is a fun joke but I literally never drink during the week and usually only drink on Saturday night. Just setting the record straight so no one thinks I have a problem lol.

 

[Rebels57]

Too late. It’s #lore

I will accept it as lore. It's the most important thing we have.

 

[Magua]

While the loopholes beckon lustily, I thought of the perfect queen for the Quackverse.

The Honolulu Ghibli crown as Team Queen....... Scheherazade

Schehera-whohuh? Scheherazade. Maybe you don't know the name, but you know the story: One Thousand and One Nights (or Arabian Nights), one of the most famous collections of folk tales the occasionally not vile Earth Prime has gifted us.

The frame story is Scheherazade's husband, the king, has the nasty habit of marrying a woman at night and murdering her in the morning. Repeat for 3 years. He was cheated on by his first wife, had her killed, developed trust issues -- the misogyny is strong with this one! When the virgins are hard to come by, in steps Scheherazade, the daughter of the king's vizier. Her plan to stop the killings? To marry the king and tell him a captivating story each night but leave it on a cliffhanger......until the next night. 1001 nights later, true love and no more executions.

Much like with the frame story of my earlier pick, The Canterbury Tales, Scheherazade is a woman of our own heart: telling stories (making picks) each night (except weekends when @Rebels57 is 59 sheets to the wind) to prevent death (watching the Flyers).

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@ajgoal -- open sesame

 

[Lord Defect]

While the loopholes beckon lustily, I thought of the perfect queen for the Quackverse.

The Honolulu Ghibli crown as Team Queen....... Scheherazade

Schehera-whohuh? Scheherazade. Maybe you don't know the name, but you know the story: One Thousand and One Nights (or Arabian Nights), one of the most famous collections of folk tales the occasionally not vile Earth Prime has gifted us.

The frame story is Scheherazade's husband, the king, has the nasty habit of marrying a woman at night and murdering her in the morning. Repeat for 3 years. He was cheated on by his first wife, had her killed, developed trust issues -- the misogyny is strong with this one! When the virgins are hard to come by, in steps Scheherazade, the daughter of the king's vizier. Her plan to stop the killings? To marry the king and tell him a captivating story each night but leave it on a cliffhanger......until the next night. 1001 nights later, true love and no more executions.

Much like with the frame story of my earlier pick, The Canterbury Tales, Scheherazade is a woman of our own heart: telling stories (making picks) each night (except weekends when @Rebels57 is 59 sheets to the wind) to prevent death (watching the Flyers).

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@ajgoal -- open sesame

You really should have stopped your write up at “her plans to stop the killings” and posted the rest tomorrow.

 

[Asnito]

I know this is a fun joke but I literally never drink during the week and usually only drink on Saturday night. Just setting the record straight so no one thinks I have a problem lol.

I think everyone knows it's just about having a little fun.

Unrelated but how's the back? You playing hockey this season?

 

[mja]

I know this is a fun joke but I literally never drink during the week and usually only drink on Saturday night. Just setting the record straight so no one thinks I have a problem lol.

Not buying it. Besides, we already scheduled the intervention for Friday and we picked out a lovely retreat for you in Minnesota.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Not buying it. Besides, we already scheduled the intervention for Friday and we picked out a lovely retreat for you in Minnesota.

I hope there's liquor at this intervention. Otherwise it sounds boring.

 

[Rebels57]

I think everyone knows it's just about having a little fun.

Unrelated but how's the back? You playing hockey this season?

Had an MRI finally last Thursday. Still waiting on full result but turns out it might be S.I. Joint Syndrome rather than Herniated Disc. Still waiting for answers. It's been 10 months. It sucks! No hockey for me since May.

I hope there's liquor at this intervention. Otherwise it sounds boring.

Only malt vinegar. What time should I pick you up?

 

[ajgoal]

We like to be on time. This element is used as the benchmark for time around the world.

Oh, and don't ever get it wet.



Team Element: Caesium

@BernieParent please don't ingest any of our element. We like having you around.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am loving all these picks, order of the picking be damned. @BigToe you can go anytime, and @Rebels57 ... God bless you.

 

[Asnito]

Had an MRI finally last Thursday. Still waiting on full result but turns out it might be S.I. Joint Syndrome rather than Herniated Disc. Still waiting for answers. It's been 10 months. It sucks! No hockey for me since May.



Only malt vinegar. What time should I pick you up?

Good luck

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@BigToe cancel that last order - I didn't see your element pick before. As you were.

 

[BernieParent]

Pick coming in minutes.