NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[Striiker]

So the most popular band ever is shit music

They're the Bobby Clarke of music.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

For dealers choice the stay Pufts will take all unselected women

No and for this I strip you of your selection for this round.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

For dealers choice the stay Pufts will take all unselected women

Idiot.

 

[Asnito]

They're the Bobby Clarke of music.

Just admit it you're a country music fan. It's ok we'll still like you

 

[Asnito]

No and for this I strip you of your selection for this round.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Stay Pufts needs an absolute master at the English language for our talk show host. Someone capable of carrying on a one sided conversation, able to steer a rogue discussion back on track, pry juicy nuggets of secrets out of unsuspecting guests and masterfully weave in witty jokes.

Welcome to the club Teller.

@pit can you catch a bullet in your teeth?

 

[Striiker]

Just admit it you're a country music fan. It's ok we'll still like you

Absolutely not.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The Stay Pufts needs an absolute master at the English language for our talk show host. Someone capable of carrying on a one sided conversation, able to steer a rogue discussion back on track, pry juicy nuggets of secrets out of unsuspecting guests and masterfully weave in witty jokes.
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Welcome to the club Teller.

@pit can you catch a bullet in your teeth?

Oh baby. You just selected a fluent Latin teacher who has inordinately detailed treatises on how to put on the most historically accurate Shakespeare productions.

 

[pit]

For dealers choice the stay Pufts will take all unselected women

Hate to break it to you, but that's my wildcard. Pick again.

 

[Lord Defect]

Hate to break it to you, but that's my wildcard. Pick again.

Look again

 

[Asnito]

Absolutely not.

It's ok there's no kink shaming here

BTW after looking up the list of most sold artists of all time and seeing Garth Brooks #2 ahead of Elvis and the Eagles, I can no longer criticize you for calling the Beatles shit music.

 

[Lord Defect]

I forgot teller came from Philly

 

[pit]

Keeping with the #lore of my second supergroup...

Team Queen: Queen Latifah



@mja listen very carefully as I break it down for you

 

[Striiker]

It's ok there's no kink shaming here

BTW after looking up the list of most sold artists of all time and seeing Garth Brooks #2 ahead of Elvis and the Eagles, I can no longer criticize you for calling the Beatles shit music.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

The Eagles are the worst.

 

[Magua]

Keeping with the #lore of my second supergroup...

Team Queen: Queen Latifah



@mja listen very carefully as I break it down for you

You sniped Cap! That’s his #3 woman.

Spoiler: Cap’s Babes

1. Oprah
2. Lizzo
3. Queen Latifah in The Equalizer

 

[BernieParent]

Nitrogen can also get you high at increased pressures.

I did think of the nitrous oxide angle. Goodness knows my jokes need that much help.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I forgot teller came from Philly

If you’re ever in the line after a show, he’ll pick up on your accent immediately and get super happy.

 

[Lord Defect]

If you’re ever in the line after a show, he’ll pick up on your accent immediately and get super happy.

They still doing a Vegas residency?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

They still doing a Vegas residency?

Yep, although it’s got a substitute for Teller right now due to a quadruple bypass. I doubt they’ll ever leave. They’ve been at the Rio for ~20 years.

 

[Asnito]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

The Eagles are the worst.

Keep it up kid and I'll send in my team crony.

Spoiler: He's warming up

 

[BernieParent]

Not buying it. Besides, we already scheduled the intervention for Friday and we picked out a lovely retreat for you in Minnesota.

I don't know if I can get the deposit back for the straight jacket at this point.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

So the most popular band ever is shit music

Go easy, twelve year olds don't typically have the most enlightened music takes

 

[mja]

You sniped Cap! That’s his #3 woman.

Spoiler: Cap’s Babes

1. Ranch
2. Liverwurst
3. Queen Latifah in The Equalizer

Ahem, Ranch filter please! No worries, I went ahead and applied it for you.

 

[mja]

For Team Queen, the NJFZ need an accomplished pilot and pyrotechnician with experience in disastrous endings.

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons

@Captain Dave Poulin, her majesty wants her full title in the boxes. She can be a little nutty at times and I got a bit worried about that look in her eyes when we told her that you might not honor that.

@Beef Invictus - Flaming Beef! Fiery Beef! Crispy Beef! - bend the knee and make a couple of picks!

 

[BiggE]

I know this is a fun joke but I literally never drink during the week and usually only drink on Saturday night. Just setting the record straight so no one thinks I have a problem lol.

Um oh yeah, I only smoke weed on Saturdays… and uh, well maybe a few other special days, but only those that and in a “y”