NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – A WHOLE NOTHER PHASE TWENTY-ONE!

[DancingPanther]

That's a damned good dog, but you have to give me something to write in the boxes, rather than "that money grabbing wind thing."

Let's call it the cash grab booth

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm saved.

We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock and @Striiker on deck with two picks. Then Starberry returns from the lido deck to pick and hand off to @DancingPanther, who will tiptoe around the pool of vomit to tell Rebel that his drunk ass is up.

I'm watching some character called Billy the Exterminator right now, and this guy is a Methgator-level trashbag. He has a punk haircut, a black wifebeater, a giant silver cross necklace, and these sunglasses that are like half as "tall" as they should be, so the bottom of them are resting on his nose, but you can see his dumb eyes over the top of them. Despite his appearance, I can recommend him if you need an exterminator. He was trying to clear some raccoons out of an indoor skate park or something, and he used one of those nooses on the end of a pole, you know those? I was very nervous for the raccoons, but when he caught them you could tell that he did his best not to hurt them, and he let them out in the woods. So he's an idiot, and a trashbag, but he has taken care of the animals the way I would, so he's not all bad.

Right now he's trying to catch a coatamundi in some trashy lady's yard. I'll let you know how it goes, unless I forget.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team retro clothing item- leisure suit. Perhaps specifically blue ones like Cousin Eddie wore on Christmas Eve, in the spirit of the season.

@Striiker

 

[Striiker]

Team Talk Show Host - Zach Galifianakis



Team Childrens Book - Redwall series

@Strawberry Fields you're up

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Childrens Book - Redwall series

@Strawberry Fields you're up

Let's just call it "Redwall," the book. Great pick.

 

[Striiker]

Let's just call it "Redwall," the book. Great pick.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't even thinking about how it had to be a single book.

Yeah, I remember reading a bunch in the series when I was a kid, but I can't really remember specifics or think of any one to single out, so the first one works fine.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team element

Krypton

@DancingPanther

 

[Magua]

Team Talk Show Host - Zach Galifianakis



Team Childrens Book - Redwall series

@Strawberry Fields you're up

Let's zoom into Magua's bookshelf again!

I probably got like 4-5 more from the library. Brian Jacques was the shit.

 

[DancingPanther]

Team music video: $ave Dat Money by Lil Dicky

Going around begging to use people's mansions, car dealerships' expensive cars, and even piggybacking off ANOTHER RAPPER'S MUSIC VIDEO to shoot the video "for free" to keep up with the theme. Genius, and hilarious. LD slaps, no lie.

@Rebels57

 

[Striiker]

Let's zoom into Magua's bookshelf again!

I probably got like 4-5 more from the library. Brian Jacques was the shit.

Yep, I mentioned this when you first posted that.

I see one of the options that I was thinking about picking in there.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is the last day we have to be reminded that Alexei F***ing Lalas exists, and then we get a four-year break.

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, because of course we do - it's Sunday. Drunk. Brunch. I asked him yesterday about his plans for today, and he told me “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Sunday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.” I will be patiently waiting on deck, with @Hollywood Cannon patiently abandoning me on the lido deck with two picks to make, and @Chuck Downie on the lido afterdeck.

Yesterday was a really good day of football. Well, I don't know about that middle game - it was a good match-up for me, with two of the Steelers' enemies going at each other, but neither is what you would call "exciting" at the moment, with Lamarr out and Deshaun ... you know. But I fell asleep for most of it, so it didn't really affect me. That first game was wild, and the last game was cool to watch.

Of course, the whole f***ing thing was overshadowed by our obligation to watch the c***s in orange on ice. The Mighty Sucks. The Philadelphia Pubes. At least those f***ing losers lost. I saw someone mention that we are only a third of the way through the season, but I like to think that we are almost halfway finished with it. Because I am a huge optimist, obviously.

Vive la France!

 

[BiggE]

Next up, the Methgators will be choosing our ancient civilization. Commenting on the pick will be:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Captain Dave Poulin can I pick both now or?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin can I pick both now or?

Yes, but let me get my pick out of the way:

I am taking something that gives me all the action figures I want and need, loads of books and collectibles, maido cafes, art supplies, and the AKB48 cafe. The best place on this or any other planet.

I'm not on the machine where I can post my own picks of it, so here are some internet pics.

Team Dealer's Choice III - Akihabara

@Hollywood Cannon go with both picks.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yes, but let me get my pick out of the way:

I am taking something that gives me all the action figures I want and need, loads of books and collectibles, maido cafes, art supplies, and the AKB48 cafe. The best place on this or any other planet.

I'm not on the machine where I can post my own picks of it, so here are some internet pics.

Team Dealer's Choice III - Akihabara

@Hollywood Cannon go with both picks.

And for those of us who have felt the warm embrace of a woman, what’s akihabara?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And for those of us who have felt the warm embrace of a woman, what’s akihabara?

Shut your hole.

 

[Lord Defect]

Shut your hole.

I see now.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I see now.

I'm not sure what possessed your dumb ass to go with the virgin angle, but knock yourself out

 

[Lord Defect]

I'm not sure what possessed your dumb ass to go with the virgin angle, but knock yourself out

You said a ton of words that included “collect action figure” and then a foreign word.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You said a ton of words that included “collect action figure” and then a foreign word.

Stop drinking now - it will make tomorrow easier.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Stop drinking now - it will make tomorrow easier.

No that makes tomorrow harder. The solution is always drinking

 

[Lord Defect]

Stop drinking now - it will make tomorrow easier.

I’ve had one drink all month and it wasn’t today. This is all natural baby!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No that makes tomorrow harder. The solution is always drinking

I didn't mean vinegar.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What a great weekend in sports.

@Rebels57 was going to pick yesterday, but when he went to brunch he found a closet standing in the corner - he opened it and stepped inside, because he was still wasted, and all of a sudden he was in f***ing Narnia. It's going to take him a while to get back, but he can make up his pick when he does. @Hollywood Cannon was going to select two choices last night, but instead he selected zero choices, which is exactly what I suspected would happen, so that's fine. He is on the clock and can pick when the Abandonmobile arrives to his sister-in-law's baby office. @Chuck Downie is on deck, GKJ is on the lido deck, and CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck.

I started watching this Korean thing called "I Am Solo" last night, and it is hilarious. It's the usual deal with daters living in a house for a week, but the daters are not all young and carved to f*** - they are more or less normal. Don't get me wrong, about nine of the 12 have for sure had plastic surgery, but it isn't that drastic. Plus, they are all in their 30s or 40s, or at least the men are - I haven't gotten to the age reveal for the ladies yet. There's this hilarious chubby f***er who is like 42 years old and used to be in the Korean special forces elite unit, and this one complete airhead (and probable alcoholic) among the girls who can't stop laughing every time she sees him. She's way too good-looking for him, but she has no brain. She is a TOTAL defect. It's really fun to watch it play out.

Speaking of which, check out how the bass just nestles in there.

 

[Rebels57]

What a great weekend in sports.

@Rebels57 was going to pick yesterday, but when he went to brunch he found a closet standing in the corner - he opened it and stepped inside, because he was still wasted, and all of a sudden he was in f***ing Narnia. It's going to take him a while to get back, but he can make up his pick when he does. @Hollywood Cannon was going to select two choices last night, but instead he selected zero choices, which is exactly what I suspected would happen, so that's fine. He is on the clock and can pick when the Abandonmobile arrives to his sister-in-law's baby office. @Chuck Downie is on deck, GKJ is on the lido deck, and CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck.

I started watching this Korean thing called "I Am Solo" last night, and it is hilarious. It's the usual deal with daters living in a house for a week, but the daters are not all young and carved to f*** - they are more or less normal. Don't get me wrong, about nine of the 12 have for sure had plastic surgery, but it isn't that drastic. Plus, they are all in their 30s or 40s, or at least the men are - I haven't gotten to the age reveal for the ladies yet. There's this hilarious chubby f***er who is like 42 years old and used to be in the Korean special forces elite unit, and this one complete airhead (and probable alcoholic) among the girls who can't stop laughing every time she sees him. She's way too good-looking for him, but she has no brain. She is a TOTAL defect. It's really fun to watch it play out.

Speaking of which, check out how the bass just nestles in there.

Had a Christmas party Saturday night so I can confirm that I was drunk and in Narnia yesterday.