Because all of those ideas (except for buying out White) are bad ones.
You don't move Parise for a variety of reasons. You seem to claim a priori knowledge of some conversation that Lou and Parise had where Parise said he wasn't coming back. Yeah, if you know for sure he's bolting to Minny, great - make a trade and we don't go to the Finals. But, you don't know for sure. He's the captain, and dealing him concedes that we won't try to sign our own free agents - that's our typical inferiority complex talking and doesn't stand up to scrutiny of the facts.
"Getting rid" of Volchenkov/Salvador implies that you either were to bury them in the AHL, or buy them out, or trade them. It is pretty clear that the first is not an option, the second has never been a valid option until this offseason - and the last was never really an option because it takes two to tango - and you simply don't have the info as to whether Lou tried or not.
I know you are high on Drouin, but I think MacK has a lot to do with his value. If I could guarantee getting him, I would maybe make that deal straight up.
No one can see the future, but I find it hard to believe that our team would be better with Drouin as opposed to Larsson+'whoever we pick at #9' if that is what you are proposing.
Jury is obviously still out on Adam but he's only 20.
Edit: and keep in mind - all of the highlights you've seen of Jones/MacK/Drouin and the rest have been against 16-year-old kids.
Regarding Parise, I made a thread saying that
IF we were able to resign Kovalchuk to a LTC, it would be a good idea to move him for someone like Shea Weber. That thread, IIRC, was made when Parise came off his fantastic season of 40 somewhat goals and his value was at a ultimate high, yet we underachieved in the post season with him as our leader year after year.
Looking back at my proposal at couple of years later, the same posters who were throwing stones my way, changed their pov and would've made that move with their eyes closed.
When I throw out ideas, I don't have that same sentiment alot of posters have around here and that sentiment is almost on the same level of "losing one of your own kids". The way certain posters get so defensive about a certain player is almost as if I was attacking one of their family members or something. To me, there's not a single player that is viewed as untouchable... if that supposed trade can improve
the team moving forward.
I'm not a fan of a single player like Parise, Larsson, Kovalchuk, Brodeur, etc... I'm a fan of the New Jersey Devils first and foremost.
Secondly, I've been on players like Salvador, White and Volchenkov for a while now and in today's era, you don't need to overpay for one dimensional players like them but Lou throws the bank at them for whatever reason. Volchenkov has been brutal for the past couple of years and the majority is catching on based on his brutal play. I know he has heart and is probably the biggest warrior we've had since Stevens but you can't rely on heart and heart alone when playing at the NHL level... this ain't Rudy Ruettiger ala Notre Dame (gouge time for Apice3).
And to finish this off, I know Larsson is only 20 years of age but we have a solid prospect pool in regards to blueliners, we can probably walk away with the 2nd or 3rd best blueliner in this draft class (Ristolainen looks to be the left handed Finish version of Larsson) and land one of the most dynamic forward in a draft class that is being compared to the 2003 crop.
His hockey IQ is off the charts, he can make a tape to tape pass with his eyes closed with a guy on his back, has the best hands in the draft, outscored the 2nd best talent in this draft class (MacKinnon) by 30 pts during the regular season and only played 5 more games, was a top #6 player at the under 20 WJC for team Canada as a 17 year old wich is something you just don't see in Canada's program, was the QMJHL MVP, won the Mike Bossy Trophy for being named QMJHL top professional prospect for the 2012-13 season, won the CHL player of the year award, etc, etc, etc, etc...
The track record is just outstanding when looking at Drouin and if I had to compare it to Huberdeau, he's probably a step above him since Huberdeau never cracked the U-20 team as a 17 year old.
I'm not saying he'll be the next version of Crosby/Malkin but the kid has the track record that can be compared with the ELITE of the NHL, prior to cracking the big league.