Miscellaneous NHL Discussion XC: Stoppage Time Not Required

[Beef Invictus]

Allison was solid last night

Edit: wrong thread but whatever

 

[Strawberry Fields]

The Haken are outshooting the Habs 18-2 with six minutes left in the first and winning 3-0.

Go Hak Go!

I misread this as Club Hak being outshot 18-2 and winning 3-0, several moments of confusion ensued.

 

[landsbergfan]

 

[FLYguy3911]

Remember when people thought that was an overpay?

 

[RANKKA]

Remember when people thought that was an overpay?

Overpayment; he’s not physical enough

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[landsbergfan]

Why is the cactus on Ghost's pants so much bigger?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Why is the cactus on Ghost's pants so much bigger?

*cactus

 

[landsbergfan]

 

[FLYguy3911]

They’re gonna find a way to get him in that game.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

They’re gonna find a way to get him in that game.

The only good thing Hak ever did here was try and get Semborski into a game.

 

[FLYguy3911]

The only good thing Hak ever did here was try and get Semborski into a game.

That was the upset of the century.

 

[Cody Webster]

They’re gonna find a way to get him in that game.

How to go full tank 101

 

[Beef Invictus]

Geez there's a goal that demonstrates the gulf between TB and us.

Also exactly the kind of goal that butchers a D scheme like Tortorella's, incidentally.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

 

[Curufinwe]

It’s insane hockey helmets don’t protect the ears.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

It’s insane hockey helmets don’t protect the ears.

I suspect that being able to hear good makes you good at hockey stuff. I have a deaf joke here about the flyers but that’s a line I won’t cross.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

It’s insane hockey helmets don’t protect the ears.

They have some protection with ear guards. But I guess not everybody uses it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Something about being manly, I'm sure.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

Something about being manly, I'm sure.

rub sum diRt init..

 

[Strawberry Fields]

 

[SnS]

I can’t see this.

 

[Rebels57]

It’s insane hockey helmets don’t protect the ears.

They come with them but some of these morons take them off

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I can’t see this.

Basically it's just this clip captioned "Kevin Hayes in the All Star Metro team's locker room." Hayes' face is over Spongebob's and the other Metro all stars' faces are over the audience. Instead of "your act" the fish (with Crosby's face over him) yells "the Philadelphia Flyers"

 

[Beef Invictus]

I don't know how the Flames keep starting Markstrom