Minnesota Wild General Discussion XIX

[guitarhunterdude]

I will not rest until we have Fig Newton visor decals

 

[HotDish]

 

[NHL1674]

Well there goes my desire for game used jerseys.

 

[57special]

I will not rest until we have Fig Newton visor decals

Approve this message.

 

[BagHead]

Honestly, I'm just waiting for jerseys and helmets to go the way boards and then ice surfaces did.

 

[NHL1674]

Honestly, I'm just waiting for jerseys and helmets to go the way boards and then ice surfaces did.

Followed by postgame interviews sounding like something you'd hear from the winner of a NASCAR race.

"Golly gee, I'd like to thank Pepsi, Tria, Clorox, Oreos, Always, 3M, and Ford for always giving us the best equipment to win every night. And especially Fig Newton for giving me the added boost during that last shift to score the winning OT goal!"

 

[Wabit]

Followed by postgame interviews sounding like something you'd hear from the winner of a NASCAR race.

"Golly gee, I'd like to thank Pepsi, Tria, Clorox, Oreos, Always, 3M, and Ford for always giving us the best equipment to win every night. And especially Fig Newton for giving me the added boost during that last shift to score the winning OT goal!"

TBF it's just replacing the canned responses they give in the postgame interviews with different canned responses.

The nascar canned responses ones at least help me complete my shopping list for the week.

 

[guitarhunterdude]

TBF it's just replacing the canned responses they give in the postgame interviews with different canned responses.

The nascar canned responses ones at least help me complete my shopping list for the week.

"No soft drink gets pucks deep and does the little things right like Coca-Cola (TM)."

 

[NHL1674]

"A big thanks to our new sponsor, Viagra. Without them, I'd still be relying on composite sticks."

I'm out.

 

[Minnewildsota]

"A big thanks to our new sponsor, Viagra. Without them, I'd still be relying on composite sticks."

I'm out.

Without them, I wouldn’t have been able to go as hard

FIFY haha

 

[Al Lagoon]

Hurray for revenue streams.

Hmm, with a salary cap in place, where do those extra dollars go?

 

[AKL]

Hurray for revenue streams.

Hmm, with a salary cap in place, where do those extra dollars go?

Right now they're probably going to the owners' pockets to help speed up repayment of the pandemic debt the players were in. Eventually the salary cap will go up though. Some people speculate it'll jump big time in the next few years. Like up to 90M+ big time.

 

[Al Lagoon]

Right now they're probably going to the owners' pockets to help speed up repayment of the pandemic debt the players were in. Eventually the salary cap will go up though. Some people speculate it'll jump big time in the next few years. Like up to 90M+ big time.

Thanks for taking the snark out of my comment with facts and stuff -sheesh!

 

[ClayAikenFan77]

If I was the owner of a super physical team, I 100% would put a Charmin Ultra Soft patch on my team's jersey.

 

[Uberdachen]

I would just have my team advertised on other teams. Leafs logo on Lightning jerseys would be fun.

Did we already pass a time when goldenpalace.com could be advertised across helmet brows and then also tattooed on each player's forehead underneath?

 

[57special]

I would bet that FanDuel or Draftkings will make their way onto helmets or unis soon. Talk about a sea change in thinking...

 

[Southern Minny]

This talk of advertising reminds me of Bob Uecker in Major League, " If anyone is looking for a good proctologist just take a look at.." lol

 

[fredrikstad]

"A big thanks to our new sponsor, Viagra. Without them, I'd still be relying on composite sticks."

I'm out.

. Zuccarello and his girlfriend, will also thank Viagra for their new borne daughter @ july 14.

To be honest, I can't verify the quote, but he could have said it.

 

[Webster]

. Zuccarello and his girlfriend, will also thank Viagra for their new borne daughter @ july 14.

To be honest, I can't verify the quote, but he could have said it.

Weird joke.

I'd be really worried about Zucc's health if he needs that kind of assistance...

Truth is this was planned well, made sure the child was born in the offseason

 

[BagHead]

Weird joke.

I'd be really worried about Zucc's health if he needs that kind of assistance...

Truth is this was planned well, made sure the child was born in the offseason

Are you as worried about my health as you are Zuccarello's?

 

[Dickie Dunn]

"Kaprizov skates through the Fed Ex neutral zone....where now meets next...and passes to Hartman in the Home Depot circle....you can do it, we can help.....Hartman loses the puck into the Verizon corner....can you hear me now....."

 

[Roman Maroni]

5 minutes in the Preparation H pain in the ass penalty box for inflaming an already delicate situation. (Fighting)

 

[north21]

"Kaprizov skates through the Fed Ex neutral zone....where now meets next...and passes to Hartman in the Home Depot circle....you can do it, we can help.....Hartman loses the puck into the Verizon corner....can you hear me now....."

This is the day I stop watching hockey.

 

[Wabit]

"Kaprizov skates through the Fed Ex neutral zone....where now meets next...and passes to Hartman in the Home Depot circle....you can do it, we can help.....Hartman loses the puck into the Verizon corner....can you hear me now....."

Walz would be too busy talking about some random shit for that much play-by-play to ever happen on a Wild broadcast.

 

[TaLoN]

Walz would be too busy talking about some random shit for that much play-by-play to ever happen on a Wild broadcast.

It would be all over the radio anyway