ok... so tonight im the asshole with loaded subs apparently. lower level league in a small town in ohio. coaches, dads, sons, a few rando's, and some long time hockey friends kind of league.
over skilled guy 1......we had a guy subbing in at goalie out of columbus in the first game for our league. its a bit of a drive so a lot of times guys coming from columbus appreciate the extra game. Normally i "make" my son play goalie for our team (he doesnt love it). on occasion he skates out if we have a extra goalie. tonight was such a night after he asked the guest goalie if he wanted a second game
over skilled guy 2, he's only allowed 1 goal by league rules. he is our teams designated "mentor" and he is only on our team because i asked his girlfiriend to play for us, and to get her i had to take him... which was cool anyways because i like him
over skilled guy 3.... he's on our team... hes a ref, he's super skilled but very out of shape. he flys under the radar but really is a tremendous set up guy... But he is so under the radar the other team didnt even realize they should be objecting to his skill level.... instead they complained about a tall guy that has only ever played in our D league along with me and another guy since like 2012
over skilled guy 4.... the one to many.... but before i explain guy 4 let me explain who was out as to not come off like im a d league team stacker, as i was accused of being this evening. I go out of my way to find new players. On my team i have a guy from work who is a very low skilled player i set up with gear. there is another guy who just started playing like 2 years ago but we have him playing great. Out tonight is the 18 year old kid i picked up from the community college accross the road from the rink (not a good a story as it sounds) and i set up with gear to play on the team, he was sick today. Our solid but defintily D level winger and center no showed.... so we are sitting there going out onto the ice with 9 skaters, which is fine.... and sub 4 comes over. guy 4 is young man ive known for about 10 years. id just set him up as a mentor on a team that hadnt won a game all year. technically he is a JV coach. but he is standing there wanting to play another game. I should have said no. immediately the other team picks up on him and is all pissed off. we won 5-3 or something, the game was 2-3 for a good bit. I was getting whacked and bitched at the entire game. one of the refs literally came into the locker room to bitch us out after the game. the problem was that team has a hot temptererd guy who took a ill fated run. thankfully he was stopped from doing it, but it about broke into a issue. the other teams captain was texting me.
I blame the new jerseys. they are so sick and everybody is just jealous.. sure, i probably shouldnt have grabbed that sub to get us to 10 skaters. oh well. fun night of beer league hockey