Confirmed with Link: Meme/Like Thread 6 - A new season on the horizon

[DaveG]

Just bodyweight

Maybe 25% then.

 

[sabremike]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1835446842240168090

 

[Blueline Bomber]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1835446842240168090

The funniest part of X is to see all the accounts that sway with the news cycle. Hundreds of accounts that are experts on women’s boxing and geneticists become eye witnesses who live in/near Springfield, Ohio. Yet if you challenge them on anything, even the most basic things (like the fact that the video they claim is a roasted dog is very clearly a lamb), you get blocked or ignored.

 

[Svechhammer]

 

[Lempo]

Fat? Au contraire, his common complaint was how fat a customer had visited the shoe store on that particular day, which implies unfatness on his part.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Yeah, it's Homer Simpson that was fat and stupid and "middle class". You know, the nuclear power plant worker that has a house, two cars and three kids.

 

[AD Skinner]

Yeah, it's Homer Simpson that was fat and stupid and "middle class". You know, the nuclear power plant worker that has a house, two cars and three kids.

And a stay at home wife

 

[sabremike]

 

[Bub]

Yeah, it's Homer Simpson that was fat and stupid and "middle class". You know, the nuclear power plant worker that has a house, two cars and three kids.

And his bad attitude towards Homer killed ol' Grimey.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

And his bad attitude towards Homer killed ol' Grimey.

I work every day and what do I have to show for it?! This BRIEFCASE and this HAIRCUT. And what do you have to show for your years of sloth and gluttony? A two story house, a son who owns a factory and sniff-sniff lobsters for dinner!…you’re a fraud, Simpson. If you were in any other country, you’d be dead by now….It was very nice meeting you all.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

 

[sabremike]

 

[sabremike]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1835866630309515702

 

[Blueline Bomber]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1835866630309515702

The officers were right to defend themselves from an attack, but shooting their fellow officer in the stomach, an innocent woman in the leg and grazing another innocent guy across the head makes it seem like they could have handled that situation better.

 

[Lempo]

John Connor, this is your cue to run.

shooting their fellow officer in the stomach, an innocent woman in the leg and grazing another innocent guy across the head makes it seem like they could have handled that situation better.

An amateur would think so, yes.

 

[Negan4Coach]

Too soon?

 

[hangman005]

 

[Unsustainable]

The officers were right to defend themselves from an attack, but shooting their fellow officer in the stomach, an innocent woman in the leg and grazing another innocent guy across the head makes it seem like they could have handled that situation better.

They are the professionally trained ones for sure

 

[Blueline Bomber]

They are the professionally trained ones for sure

I say this with 100% sincerity: There are Twitch streamers with better situational awareness and hand-eye control than those officers.

And I really struggled with how limited I wanted to make the scope on that last part. "Those officers" probably could have been "most officers" and I don't think it would have been too outlandish.

 

[Bub]

I say this with 100% sincerity: There are Twitch streamers with better situational awareness and hand-eye control than those officers.

And I really struggled with how limited I wanted to make the scope on that last part. "Those officers" probably could have been "most officers" and I don't think it would have been too outlandish.

Probably could have been handled way better, sure, but when I think of "who do I want to handle dangerous real-world events" the LAST people I'd think of are f***ing Twitch streamers.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Probably could have been handled way better, sure, but when I think of "who do I want to handle dangerous real-world events" the LAST people I'd think of are f***ing Twitch streamers.

Agreed, but that’s not what I said.

[qdp]

 

[Bub]

Agreed, but that’s not what I said.

"...better situational awareness..." certainly implies they'd be better in real-life situations, no? Otherwise what's the point of your original post? That some video gamers are better shots than some cops?

 

[Blueline Bomber]

"...better situational awareness..." certainly implies they'd be better in real-life situations, no? Otherwise what's the point of your original post? That some video gamers are better shots than some cops?

“Situational awareness” means understanding the environment, its elements, and how it may change based on actions that may or may not be performed.

For instance, firing a gun into a subway car full of passengers has a high likelihood of collateral damage. I’m pretty sure most people could tell you that, police trained or not.

Now I understand that they fired their gun to protect themselves, because the suspect lunged at them with a knife, after the suspect told the officers “If you keep following me, I’m going to stab you.” And they began following him because he jumped the turnstile and didn’t pay the $2.90 fee.

So a failure to pay the $2.90 fee left 3 people injured, 1 dead. And no doubt the taxpayers will be paying for any medical (or legal) expenses that come as a result of this shooting, which will certainly cost more than $2.90.

I imagine most people would have taken a route that didn’t end up with that conclusion, including the aforementioned Twitch streamers.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

 

[sabremike]

I have also heard from a source about their next plot: Exploding Blockbuster Video Membership Cards.