Let's be honest here, you have no idea if there is or isn't a handshake deal in place and stating there isn't as if it was a fact is delusional. Same goes for how the contract is structured, you say it's meaningless, maybe it is and maybe it isn't.
It's funny, same thing happened with Stamkos and then Tavares - hundreds of people posted that they KNOW for sure if he is or isn't signing (I wish I had a buck for every time I read "book it" on this site in those posts). Same with JVR being or not being traded and now the same thing with the Marleau contract. Me, I'm perfectly willing to stay real, admit that I have no insider information and am thus in the dark just like everyone else. There have been some good arguments made in favour of there being a handshake deal in place, it seems plausible to me and I hope that's the way it is.
We'll all find out at the same time.