CelticDruid
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Definitely have taken the red pill, and can see the American Association of United States Ice Hockey Teams ****ing itself out to the MS4M! ('Merican Sports for Merica!) TV network at the expense of the Canadian Branch Plant Division.
The Blue Pill gets you the Ron Mac Lean opening on Hockey Night in Canada, "Take the blue pill and celebrate Canadian Culture on the frozen pond. Take the blue pill and watch hockey as you have been programmed to do so. Take the blue pill and believe that your Canadian heroes who play for your Canadian based teams have a chance to win the Stanley Cup. Take your blue pill and never consider what the odds are of never ever getting numbers 1 through 7 as you draw from 31 balls from a lottery or bingo type machine. Tonight, on Hockey Night in Canada we will blue pill you for our profit "
Bell and Rogers have sports radio and TV networks premised on Blue Pilling Canada when it comes to professional hockey and denying that the fix is in. Rogers is out billions- oops! - to the AAUSIHT which in turn is seeking fat US TV money to pay for teams in Dixie and that means the Canadian Branch Plant Division is screwed.
Not all is lost- the fix can be overcome by being the Harlem Globetrotters on Ice, and that means all analytics all the time, more Ivan Svensky and less Patrick O'Thuggo. Moron Man, philosopher King of Leafs Nation is darn well overdosing on blue pills and is actually advocating for the Leafs to get some penalty box sitting toughness. Suicide. Moron Man must have missed the playoffs last year, as Boston smacked chairs and tables over the backs of the Leafs and sprayed them with fire extinguishers with no consequences as all- to not see the fix you are crushing those pills and freebasing them ! The Leafs got penalties for making mean faces. The fix is in.
After reading that I am going to take the orange pill and attempt figure skating for the first time in my life.
I hope that the ice is thick enough, because once you take the orange pill anything goes.