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Paris, Texas (Wenders, 1984) – This film does a lot of things right, even brilliantly, but they're all difficult to piece together into a global meaning or intention. Travis – the main character, the faux-amnesic quasi-mute wanderer – tells a few times a story about his dad who'd tell people his wife was from Paris, and then he'd pause for effect. That's pretty much the whole film: that story, the film's title, underlining that things are not what they appear to be (and it's pretty much how I feel about this film too: Paris is an empty lot on a photograph, it's neither exactly an origin – the story about being conceived there is most likely another fantasy from his father – nor exactly a destination, as nobody will ever get there / it's clearly a great and important idea, a metaphor or a symbol, something whirring with signifiance, but it just remains on the edge of undecipherableness, you feel you can read it, but you can't). Contrarily to that lot, the film is all but empty, it is filled with that type of ideas, quasi-metaphors or emblems. Here's a quasi-reading of some of them... The American man, Travis, starts up in the desert in wide empty spaces. He wears a baseball cap, has no memory of who he is and walks towards Paris – the only thing he seems to remember is that he comes from that place and longs to go back (this is all coming from an European director). He has no apparent language, and won't speak for a while – not until he gets to more urban settings, more clustered places – places where they make the billboards. He slowly evolves into a more normal being: found language, and finds his memories too, through film (he is a real asshole too, but I don't think it's part of the allegory). He then will take his son – who he has never cared for – on a road trip to his own origins. It's a mirrored journey back to Texas, but they sadly don't make it to the desert (I don't think the son's language was meant to be disappearing with that last scene with the mother, but that might have been a nice touch). The American woman (played by an European actress) is captive of fake tiny common places where she is objectified, bound to please the men who come to her, and where she can only look at herself. Now there's clearly a portrait of America in there, not a very flattering one, and the attentive spectator is constantly reading something in that tale. In that, the film can be enjoyed for the ride - and it remains a truly beautiful one. The contrast between the opened shots of Travis in Texas, and the confined spaces in which we find Jane, between the bleak moroseness of his world and her faked but astonishing beauty, is a wonder in itself. The mise en scène of the peepshow parlor scenes, their mannerism and the ultimate play with the reflections of the characters being one (again, almost readable) belongs with the grand masterpieces of filmmaking. I think the film achieves the impossible in being both very frustrating and extremely rewarding. 8/10

Wings of Desire is probably Wender's best film, but this one is my favourite. Everything about it just hits the spot, from the colour, the story of star-crossed lovers who still love one another but are just destructive together, right down to the title. While it meanders in parts and goes nowhere, which is why I have it at 8/10 despite my love for it, it casts a big spell, and I can never get it out of my mind.

I also remember that this movie is one of the first detailed review I ever wrote on this site. It was a jumbled mess without complete paragraphs, but at least I got better.
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Uncharted (Fleischer, 2022) – What can be said? It's treasure-hunting-intellectual-ninjas double-crossing each other, with terribly flat humor (too bad, I thought the line “little too old for prom” in the trailer was actually funny, but it didn't make it into the movie). I've never played the game, so I probably missed all of the interesting stuff. 2.5/10

If I am more familiar with the original game, which I only played for about 10 minutes because I have a XBox, and this was a Playstation exclusive, I probably would have hated it, since everyone said that it is nothing like its source material, and it changed all the characters. However, as a relative outsider with little to no knowledge of the lore, I actually had fun with it, and I thought it was a decent adventure movie. That said, I do recognize that it is just a mindless B-movie level work that somewhat entertained, so I have it around 5.25 to 5.5/10. It is a big "meh", but it did its job, so there is that.
 
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The Shark thing pops up first thing on TUBI (it's a TUBI original or something), so really not that deep. Cannibal Apocalypse is something I would have watched sooner had I known about it!
Shark Side of the Moon was the tip. It's top of my Tubi too. (I was watching Amazons, a dull 80s Roger Corman sword and boobs and magic flick then Blind Fury, a cable classic of my youth with Rutger Hauer as a blind swordsman dealing with a lot 80s bad guy/henchmen shenanigans)

Love me some Tubi.
 
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DC League of Super Pets 8/10

Follows Superman's dog Krypto and a ragtag group of newly superpowered shelter pets on an adventure to save the Super Friends from a scheme hatched by a Guinea Pig that was a former Lexcorp test subject. Good voice cast headed by Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart, Enjoyed by both my 5 y/o and me.
 

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I have been stuck in hotels the last few weeks so have binged a bunch of movies , especially stuff on Showtime cause my room had the app haha. Also have been in a slow burn thriller mood

The Lighthouse (2019)
I remember a lot of people loving this movie on HF a few years ago, and maybe i would need to watch it again, but the story didn't really move me what so ever, though cinematography was obviously great. Old dude was a big old gaslighter and that's pretty much it
5.5/10

Scream trilogy
(1996-2000)
These are movies I have always caught parts of on TV but never really watched, Good fun and loved the meta nature of all of them. David Arquette was definitely the glue of the series, and I felt the quality was fairly consistent throughout; I mean obviously the plot is over top and they have the self awareness that they're just milking it for 3(plus) movies
7.5/10

Chloe
(2009)
It was reallllly predictable, but I was still about it, lovely aesthetics and acting. While it was not doing anything groundbreaking, it was still a great portrayal of the insecurities of one aging and it's effect on relationships in all facets
6/10

Nacho Libre
(2006)
I know it's kind of become a cult classic, but it just feels like someone imitating a Wes Anderson film with fart jokes
5/10

Basic Instinct
(1992)
Wow what a film. The score, the chemistry, you definitely spiral into madness a little bit as a viewer, it is just a great sex noir film, except one thing about the ending that bugged me.
If Sharon Stone's character was such a genius psychopath why would she consider killing him at the end after the whole thing unraveled exactly as she planned, like she couldn't get away with it again logistically whatsoever. I get it was used as a big reveal but it just bugs me more than the fact that Michael Douglas should have totaled his car like 7 times
8.5/10


Wild Things
(1998)
I watched this cause I was trying to find a similar vibe as Basic Instinct. The movie is non stop twists (almost to a fault), and aesthetically is if Basic Instinct and Bring it On had a baby. It was a fun movie with mid acting, definitely something you don't need to watch more than once but also feels like something you definitely should watch at least once. Also does it not feel like Kevin Bacon is the most there actor of all time, like anybody could be playing his role as well as him, but he's also never really bad, he's just there doing his thing
6.5/10

Good Time
(2017)
Now this was a hell of a film. I did not realize it was from the bros that made Uncut Gems, but then I recognized the name and looked it up in opening credits when I couldn't place it. It has just a great blend of an edgy low budget feel juxtaposed with huge cinematic moments, and like Uncut Gems just keeps you on the edge of your seat from the opening scene. So good, and Robert Pattinson killed it
9/10

War Dogs
(2016)
The format and execution is cliche af, but it works in this hard to believe self destructive true crime style. I knew what I was getting going into it and was not disappointed, so really don't have anything else to say.
6.5/10

Robocop
(1987)
Another one of those movies I have seen on tv before but never actually watched. The satire felt too dated and just overall it really did nothing for me, so excuse the poor rating as I understand that it is indeed a classic, just couldn't get into it at the time
5/10

Nocturnal Animals
(2016)
Of everything on this list, this for sure has the most profound layered meaning about the human condition. It was just captivating, tragic, hard to watch and satisfying all at the same time. If you have not seen it I could not recommend it enough, it is just not easy viewing
9/10 (I just watched it so not sure if I would bump it up to a 9.5 on reflection, but it might be there)
 

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Anybody contemplating a Win Weders' run should include Alice in the Cities, a decidedly different road movie and his best film in my book.
My favorite Wenders film was Tokyo-Ga, but apart from Paris I haven't go back to his work in a very long time - I'd probably change my mind now.
 

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Pink Flamingos (1972)

This is the second time i've seen this movie, the last time i watched it was at a movie festival that was held in a college auditorium and i could almost feel the disgust oozing from the audience.
Pink Flamingos isn't a movie for everyone, it's crass and down right gross and unapologetically wierd with scenes that will either make you cringe or laugh because you don't know what what the heck is going on.
The main star of the show is Glenn Milstead with his Divine persona which he used in several other projects, most people probably know him best as the fat crossdresser that sings "You think you're a man".



I'm not sure if i want to spoil the movie, but i will put a huge content warning on it. Let's just say that since hardcore porno just got legal John Waters wanted to one up it. Pink Flamingos is un-rankable as a movie but boy is it one you have to see at least once in your life.

 
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Jason X (2001) - 4/10

After being cryogenically frozen for 455 years, Jason awakens to stalk the crew of space ship The Grendel.

More accurately, it's Aliens (1986) with Jason in it.

According to Jason X's IMDB trivia page, writer Todd Farmer used Alien (1979) as inspiration for this film, even naming one character "Dallas". However, Jame Cameron's sequel is definitely what's being ripped off here:
  • Main character Rowan is a Ripley rip-off, who also wakes up several years in the future
  • There is a Burke rip-off who wants to use Jason for financial gain
  • There is a group of soldiers - lead by low-rent Lance Reddick - who try to take Jason out and get picked off one-by-one, with Ripley rip-off yelling at Burke rip-off to "get them out of there!", just like in Aliens
  • There's (1) android amongst the crew (and they're a protagonist, like in Aliens), and they end up in pieces at the end of the movie
  • The characters are on a time limit because - like LV-426 - the ship is going to explode
  • Like one of the soldiers in Aliens, one character sacrificially blows themselves up after being wounded
  • Both movies conclude with a fight of a "big bad"; instead of the Queen Alien, here we get Uber Jason
  • There's also a character named "Weylander", an obvious reference to Weyland-Yutani
  • There is also low-rent Dennis Franz in this movie. This has nothing to do with Aliens though
It's pretty much the same movie, except done much, much worse.

For a movie with the highest budget in the Friday/Jason series at $11M, Jason X comes off as cheap looking. I know $11M isn't much money, but the outer space effects look like something you'd see on the Sci-Fi channel. Supposedly one of the other ideas for this movie was to make the subtle change of putting Jason in a snow setting, which probably would've been much better. When you have no budget, less is usually more.

Adding to the cheapness, there's a hilariously bad continuity error in the film. The machine Jason gets cryogenically frozen at the beginning of the film is stated as being manufactured in 2010. The movie takes place in 2455, and it's stated that Jason was frozen for 455 years. In other words, he was frozen in something that wasn't manufactured until 10 years later. Nice attention to detail.

Jason looks like crap in this movie, by the way. He suddenly has hair, and the mask looks completely wrong. Also - the first five minutes of the movie take place at Crystal Lake Research Facility, and features a small role for director David Cronenberg. We're supposed to believe the rural-as-hell Crystal Lake area has a high tech research facility?

The acting in this movie is probably the best in the entire series (though that's not saying much), with Peter Mensah's Sgt. Brodski being one of the more memorable protagonists in any Friday film. Jason X also features possibly the best kill in the franchise involving liquid nitrogen, though otherwise is a very tame movie violence wise.

There's a lot of comedy in this movie, and it's pretty bad. Friday the 13th Part VI had a lot of comedy in it, but it was mostly tongue in cheek. In Jason X, the characters mostly play it straight, except when they inexplicably belt out horrible one liners right before they die. "This sucks on so many levels" says one character, before getting sucked through a metal grate into outer space. It's so damn cheesy.

That's really the best way to describe Jason X: cheesy. It has a definite "so bad it's good" vibe to it. Even though it's bad, it's entertaining. I probably could've given it a 5 and lived with myself, but it loses as star for lack of originality - it's Aliens!

By this point, the Friday the 13th franchise was dead. Jason X came out 8 years after Jason Goes to Hell and was a bomb commercially ($17M). It's so far removed from the original movie that it's mind blowing to think they're part of the same franchise.

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Blue Collar. There's certainly a lot of American cinema about how institutions crush and corrupt the every day person. I'd put this among the best. A trio of auto plant workers — a never better Richard Pryor alongside equally great Yaphet Kotto and Harvey Keitel — are squeezed between financial pressures on one side and a corrupt/ineffective union on the other. They decide to rob the union safe, a decision that winds up being far more than they bargained for. It's not a bad crime story on those factors alone, but it's also an angry and damning critique of the systems that keep the have nots at the throats of the other have nots, while the powerful are able to remain apart from the fray.

Star 80. Bob Fosse's final film — a recounting of the brief life and brutal death of Dorothy Stratten a Playboy playmate turned actress who was murdered by her jealous and psychotic ex-husband at just the age of 20. Eh, scratch that. This is really a lot more about Paul Snider, the boyfriend. A valid criticism of the movie is that it itself treats Stratten as every bit the object all the men in her life (Snider, Hugh Hefner, Peter Bogdanovich) did. It's certainly an interesting, if deeply ugly, film from Fosse, himself a frequent objectifier and even abuser (emotionally) of women. Stratten deserves better, but I wouldn't totally throw this out because of that. You don't have to squint to see another Fosse self-flagellation here (though not nearly with the verve and greatness of All that Jazz). I find that to be interesting, but others mileage may understandably vary. Eric Roberts is incredible as the deeply deeply detestable Snider, a scheming weasel with a pencil mustache.
 
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Jason X (2001) - 4/10

After being cryogenically frozen for 455 years, Jason awakens to stalk the crew of space ship The Grendel.

More accurately, it's Aliens (1986) with Jason in it.

According to Jason X's IMDB trivia page, writer Todd Farmer used Alien (1979) as inspiration for this film, even naming one character "Dallas". However, Jame Cameron's sequel is definitely what's being ripped off here:
  • Main character Rowan is a Ripley rip-off, who also wakes up several years in the future
  • There is a Burke rip-off who wants to use Jason for financial gain
  • There is a group of soldiers - lead by low-rent Lance Reddick - who try to take Jason out and get picked off one-by-one, with Ripley rip-off yelling at Burke rip-off to "get them out of there!", just like in Aliens
  • There's (1) android amongst the crew (and they're a protagonist, like in Aliens), and they end up in pieces at the end of the movie
  • The characters are on a time limit because - like LV-426 - the ship is going to explode
  • Like one of the soldiers in Aliens, one character sacrificially blows themselves up after being wounded
  • Both movies conclude with a fight of a "big bad"; instead of the Queen Alien, here we get Uber Jason
  • There's also a character named "Weylander", an obvious reference to Weyland-Yutani
  • There is also low-rent Dennis Franz in this movie. This has nothing to do with Aliens though
It's pretty much the same movie, except done much, much worse.

For a movie with the highest budget in the Friday/Jason series at $11M, Jason X comes off as cheap looking. I know $11M isn't much money, but the outer space effects look like something you'd see on the Sci-Fi channel. Supposedly one of the other ideas for this movie was to make the subtle change of putting Jason in a snow setting, which probably would've been much better. When you have no budget, less is usually more.

Adding to the cheapness, there's a hilariously bad continuity error in the film. The machine Jason gets cryogenically frozen at the beginning of the film is stated as being manufactured in 2010. The movie takes place in 2455, and it's stated that Jason was frozen for 455 years. In other words, he was frozen in something that wasn't manufactured until 10 years later. Nice attention to detail.

Jason looks like crap in this movie, by the way. He suddenly has hair, and the mask looks completely wrong. Also - the first five minutes of the movie take place at Crystal Lake Research Facility, and features a small role for director David Cronenberg. We're supposed to believe the rural-as-hell Crystal Lake area has a high tech research facility?

The acting in this movie is probably the best in the entire series (though that's not saying much), with Peter Mensah's Sgt. Brodski being one of the more memorable protagonists in any Friday film. Jason X also features possibly the best kill in the franchise involving liquid nitrogen, though otherwise is a very tame movie violence wise.

There's a lot of comedy in this movie, and it's pretty bad. Friday the 13th Part VI had a lot of comedy in it, but it was mostly tongue in cheek. In Jason X, the characters mostly play it straight, except when they inexplicably belt out horrible one liners right before they die. "This sucks on so many levels" says one character, before getting sucked through a metal grate into outer space. It's so damn cheesy.

That's really the best way to describe Jason X: cheesy. It has a definite "so bad it's good" vibe to it. Even though it's bad, it's entertaining. I probably could've given it a 5 and lived with myself, but it loses as star for lack of originality - it's Aliens!

By this point, the Friday the 13th franchise was dead. Jason X came out 8 years after Jason Goes to Hell and was a bomb commercially ($17M). It's so far removed from the original movie that it's mind blowing to think they're part of the same franchise.

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Your comment about Jason in the snow made me think of these two fan films that are free on youtube. I think worth a watch for any Friday 13th franchise fans. I believe they even bring in some of the actors from previous films.



 

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Your comment about Jason in the snow made me think of these two fan films that are free on youtube. I think worth a watch for any Friday 13th franchise fans. I believe they even bring in some of the actors from previous films.




Haven't watched them entirely, but pretty nice prod, and they do have a few actors reprising their roles. It seems to be in continuity to part 6. Thanks!
 
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Bullet Train : 7/10

Solid movie. Most of the jokes landed some didnt but overall good action mixed in with humor. I actually walked in saying, " Any movie with Pitt holding a gun is a good one." Those who watched will understand lol
 
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Apples (2022) Directed by Christos Nikou 7B

Aris falls asleep on a bus in Athens and the driver wakes him up at the end of the line. He remembers nothing—he has no idea who he is. The driver calmly calls for assistance. Aris is one of many victims of an unprecedented epidemic that instantaneously wipes clean people’s memories, creating complete amnesiacs. Most of these people are identified by family and loved ones, but some, like Aris, are never claimed by anyone. Hospitals have developed a protocol to assist these unfortunate people, the purpose being to help the unclaimed create fresh memories so that they can start a new life on their own. They are given means of support and a daily task to complete, one that will help develop a new sense of self. These tasks include riding a bike, helping a stranger, and then later, crashing a car into a tree and going to a disco and getting laid in the club’s restroom. Huh? The undemonstrative Aris is an unlikely hero, but his melancholy struggle takes on a certain weight. This quite subtle, comically surreal film raises a lot of thoughtful questions about the malleability of identity, the overarching importance of memory, and the notion that a meaningful past requires others. Droll, pensive but mildly vexatious like a pebble in your shoe, Apples underscores how ephemeral the notion of self can be. It’s one of those films that will definitely linger in my consciousness for some time. If you like the films of Nikou's countryman Iorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth, The Lobster, The Killing of a Sacred Deer), you will almost certainly find Apples worth your time.

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Best of '22

1) Hit the Road,
P. Panahi, Iran
2) Everything Everywhere All at Once, Kwan and Scheinert, US
3) Mad God, Tippett, US
4) Apples, Nikou, Greece
5) Everything Went Fine, Ozun, France
6) Navalny, Roher, US (documentary)
7) Mr Kaufmann and His Class, Speth, Germany (documentary)
8) Turning Red, Shi, US
 
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Previous thread went over a thousand posts. I guess it's time. I'll open this one with a few high-art gems.


The Desperate Hour (Noyce, 2021) – Larry Cohen once joked with Hitchcock about making an entire movie in a phone booth, and Hitch being the troll he was, told him it was a splendid idea – they just couldn't figure out why the protagonist would stay in the booth to maintain suspense. Years later, long after Hitchcock's death, Cohen came up with a dumb answer that became Phone Booth (2002). Now someone here got rid of the booth and, thanks to the cellphone, came up with a less dumb idea: a lady jogger 10 miles in the forest, with only her phone to manage through a terrible event. Now I think that I did enjoy some of that, and Naomi Watts is pretty good with the little she can work with. The problem with this film is that it doesn't dare go anywhere. It tries to get you to believe that it's somewhat of a prequel to We Need To Talk About Kevin, and even though it's pretty obvious it won't go through with it, you still expect (at first) some devastating outcome. I don't know if it's a valid expression in English, but in French, we say a wet firecracker. I'm probably generous, but at times it does things interestingly. Made me want to go back to the other desperate hours. 3/10

Day Shift
(Perry, 2022) – You think this is going to be all fun and dumb, but it's only f***ing dumb, and quickly boring too. 2.5/10

Wonder Woman 1984
(Jenkins, 2020) – How can a movie about amazon female fighters (with the absolutely gorgeous Gal Gadot) land exactly at the opposite of sexy? I didn't care much for the original one, and this one is worst. Only thing that I thought wasn't a complete bore was that the (very bad) villains really felt like they were out of a bad 80s screenplay. A very flacid 2.5/10

Amazons
(Sessa, 1986) – I hate heroic fantasy, but after the huge turn-off that was Wonder Woman part 2, I thought I'd follow @KallioWeHardlyKnewYe and give this one a try. Well, it's not as prude, that's for sure. Editing and fight choreography are hilarious – the overacting female lead is a gem. Most of what's happening make zero sense and it's just about impossible to care for any of it. I guess it would be “so bad it's good” for fans of the genre, but I just can't find much fun in this stuff (I think it's only the second film of the genre that I see - I mean, the amazon sexy ladies kind - the other one was by Alain Payet and probably even more ridiculous – I think I'll watch a few more). 1.5/10

Ok well, my other thread being a waste, I'm quoting myself (yes) in order to continue with my amazon sexy ladies subgenre exploration...

Barbarian Queen (Olivera, 1985) – A lot more fun than Amazons, and – devoid of magic and sorcerers – a lot less silly too (don't get me wrong, it's still garbage). I'm ready to give this one the coveted SoBIG tag – funniest thing is that it's such a dishonest movie, with the empowered female hero claiming that she'll be slave to no man, she'll be whore to no man, while running around naked for us (and the male filmmakers directing her) to enjoy. 1/10

As much as I would have liked to follow @KallioWeHardlyKnewYe again and go straight to the Sorceress, it was already too much for me and I had to take a break (maybe I'll get to it later).


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The Deer Hunter (Cimino, 1978) – If you youngsters haven't seen this film, drop what you're doing and go. I don't think it's one of the best American films ever made, nor one of my favorites, but I do think it's one of the more important. I hate the controversy surrounding it, the fact that it might be read as racist and that its portrait of the Vietnam war is dubious, to me only makes it more interesting. The film's structure is brilliant, the whole introductory hour – almost a complete film on itself – with at its core the wedding in the working class setting, realistic and detailed, cuts suddenly to the most chaotic and barely coherent rendition of war. We jump to the war scene (there's really just one), and then to the floating war prison with no information or transition – and the war part of the movie comes and goes with no justification or explanation - it bears a real disorienting effect that affects both spectators and characters. Someone with no knowledge of the Vietnam war just couldn't process what happened or why. The escape/fallout and return home part of the film can be read in different ways, but it's again pretty hard to receive them at face value and not as part of a well-constructed discourse, a war parable, especially following the orchestrated chaos. The film's two most effective metaphorical elements, the Russian roulette and the “God Bless America” song (that seems to start despite the characters, but that they all feel compelled to join), are also the main targets of the film's detractors. They make for some of the most unforgivable scenes, no matter how you read them or what you think of the film. I like this comment on IMDB: “I am a combat veteran of Afghanistan. We don't know why some of us come back and others do not. War is a gamble. This film deeply touched my soul.” No matter what Cimino himself said about his intention, The Deer Hunter is a great war film, about its (lack of) reason, about its inevitable random violence, and about its effects on the people who live through it. 7.5/10
 
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I'm actually gonna go see Bullet Train this weekend with the parents out of default not cos I'm particularly excited about it but the state of non-horror films in the theatre is pretty abysmal right now, there's really nothing good there from the past few weeks.

A Taste of Honey (1961) - 7/10

British kitchen sink film that's quite rough around the edges. Has a lot of early-ish scenes that feel like they're out of an old 30s film down to the camerawork. The character is imo one-dimensional and not as interesting/charismatic as what Richardson worked with in Don't Look Back In Anger or Lonelienss of The Long Distance Runner but she is a girl at least so that's different. He also gets a gay character for the second half of the film in a fascinating portrayal which is probably in many ways better than a lot of the exagerrated gay characters which Hollywood has tried in this century. The ending is quite unsatisfying, the loneliness theme while longing human touch isn't exactly something to talk about.
 
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Ok well, my other thread being a waste, I'm quoting myself (yes) in order to continue with my amazon sexy ladies subgenre exploration...

Barbarian Queen (Olivera, 1985) – A lot more fun than Amazons, and – devoid of magic and sorcerers – a lot less silly too (don't get me wrong, it's still garbage). I'm ready to give this one the coveted SoBIG tag – funniest thing is that it's such a dishonest movie, with the empowered female hero claiming that she'll be slave to no man, she'll be whore to no man, while running around naked for us (and the male filmmakers directing her) to enjoy. 1/10

As much as I would have liked to follow @KallioWeHardlyKnewYe again and go straight to the Sorceress, it was already too much for me and I had to take a break (maybe I'll get to it later).


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The Deer Hunter (Cimino, 1978) – If you youngsters haven't seen this film, drop what you're doing and go. I don't think it's one of the best American films ever made, nor one of my favorites, but I do think it's one of the more important. I hate the controversy surrounding it, the fact that it might be read as racist and that its portrait of the Vietnam war is dubious, to me only makes it more interesting. The film's structure is brilliant, the whole introductory hour – almost a complete film on itself – with at its core the wedding in the working class setting, realistic and detailed, cuts suddenly to the most chaotic and barely coherent rendition of war. We jump to the war scene (there's really just one), and then to the floating war prison with no information or transition – and the war part of the movie comes and goes with no justification or explanation - it bears a real disorienting effect that affects both spectators and characters. Someone with no knowledge of the Vietnam war just couldn't process what happened or why. The escape/fallout and return home part of the film can be read in different ways, but it's again pretty hard to receive them at face value and not as part of a well-constructed discourse, a war parable, especially following the orchestrated chaos. The film's two most effective metaphorical elements, the Russian roulette and the “God Bless America” song (that seems to start despite the characters, but that they all feel compelled to join), are also the main targets of the film's detractors. They make for some of the most unforgivable scenes, no matter how you read them or what you think of the film. I like this comment on IMDB: “I am a combat veteran of Afghanistan. We don't know why some of us come back and others do not. War is a gamble. This film deeply touched my soul.” No matter what Cimino himself said about his intention, The Deer Hunter is a great war film, about its (lack of) reason, about its inevitable random violence, and about its effects on the people who live through it. 7.5/10

To be clear, my like is for your thoughtful assessment of The Deer Hunter (a movie I don't much care for for several of the common criticisms you noted). It is NOT an endorsement of you not watching Sorceress. I don't want any misunderstanding.
 
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Bullet Train (2022) Directed by David Leitch 5A

All sizzle with very little steak, Bullet Train is an attempt at an action comedy romp in the vein of Tarantino and Ritchie. The plot is hideously complicated, but that's part of the supposed fun. Ladybug (Brad Pitt), a former assassin, comes out of retirement to steal a briefcase on the Tokyo to Kyoto run of a superfast Japanese bullet train. Lots of other colourful bad guys stand in his way, along with a myriad of subplots, flashbacks and all kinds of camera razzle dazzle. Long stretches of this movie go nowhere. We spend a lot of time listening to supposedly witty repartee that is anything but sharp or funny. Still, I found that I was content to just float along to the next genuinely funny bit, most of which exist thanks to Pitt and his ability to find laughs even with an unnecessarily overdrawn and inconsistent script. There is really only frantic action here punctuated by character shtick, tons of twists but not much consequence at all. However, Pitt has such wonderful comic timing that he provided enough moments where I simply overlooked the movie's various sins and just enjoyed his performance. What else are you going to do on a bullet train except to go along for the ride.
 
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Fresh (Cave, 2022) – This film does a lot of things quite well, it's just never original enough to really stand out – made me think of different other things. Its structure is very cool, but it's pretty much the same as Audition – here the rom-com first part is cuter and more fun than in Miike's film, but overall it's a lot less effective as a horror movie once the break happens. Indeed, Fresh's horror relies solely on abjection, and even though it does a pretty nice job having fun with it, it doesn't come close to what was done elsewhere, most notably in The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (a similar movie not only because its horror also works on abjection, but story-wise too). The one percent of the one percent and the metaphor with the higher classes eating the common people (doubled up with men eating women) isn't new either and was better exploited in other films too (not necessarily better films, though). Most of all, the film made me think about Bernd Brandes (don't worry, I had to look up his name, I remembered the news story, not the guy himself), and I think that's where Fresh is the most effective, the few dinner scenes in the later part of the film and the captive's growing curiosity for the meals which at first seems to be part of a strategy to escape, but feels more genuine with every bite. Overall, it's a decent new horror film, not exactly original, not exactly effective or pertinent, but that I still enjoyed – just fresh enough, I guess. 5/10
 
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Saw Nope last night and I'll write a review at some point but I have to say, gotta laugh at the irony of Peele's weakest/most shoe-horned aspect as a director/writer being comedy (to be fair, never been a fan of either MadTV or Key & Peele). Pretty damn good film, though. He's not funny, but he's a really solid filmmaker when separated from his endings. He certainly knows how to direct actors, figure out a plot and pace his story.
 
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Killer of Sheep (Charles Burnett, 1978)

Killer of Sheep has been on my radar for a long time, ever since I had seen a frame of the child with the dog mask on her head, I’ve been curious about the film. I was finally able to watch it last night and it exceed my expectations. I didn’t know it going in, but the Italian neorealism influence in the film is immediately obvious through the use of non-professional actors and the focus on the psyche of the characters in the impoverished LA neighbourhood of Watts. Shot on a shoestring budget of about $10,000, the film has the feeling of a quasi-documentary through the use of a loose narrative and characters playing themselves from the community. Despite the low budget, the images in the film are something to behold – there’s a reason that image of the child stuck with me and drew me to the film – and there’s many seemingly simple shots that Burnett lingers on that are beautifully composed and add depth, warmth, and pathos to his story. Many of these images will linger on in my mind for a long time. Also, the soundtrack for the film is killer but unfortunately also the reason why the film had to wait over 30 years to be released to theatres.

 

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Also watched Mike Leigh's Naked (1993) tonight. Still forming my thoughts on it - such a bleak and nihilistic film - but man is the humour sharp and David Thewlis' performance impressive
 
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