Moonfall (2022) - 4/10 (Disliked it)
A hastily assembled team (Patrick Wilson, Halle Berry, John Bradley) is sent into space to detonate a bomb inside the Moon before it crashes into and destroys the Earth. If you're thinking that that was the plot of
Armageddon, you couldn't be more wrong, since that was an asteroid and this is the Moon. Also,
Armageddon was more plausible. If there's one thing that Roland Emmerich films will never be accused of, though, it's being plausible. This one starts with an astronaut who, while in space, witnesses something large coming out of the Moon, but no one at NASA believes him because it's not like they can see the Moon for themselves or watch his helmet cam footage. Then, there's a fast food worker who does amateur astronomy on the side and somehow notices that the Moon is out of its orbit before even NASA, but no one believes
him, strangely enough. Most of the first half of the movie felt like things that I'd seen before in other sci-fi/environmental disaster films. At least the second half is slightly more original and interesting, but that's mostly because the plot gets crazier than most movies. The main actors do the best that they can with the terrible story and dialogue. Halle Berry, especially, tries to elevate it and seemed a little too good for her part and this movie. John Bradley (Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones) is likable enough. There's a boring subplot with less interesting, mostly younger characters trying to escape the destruction on Earth that felt tacked on for added drama and demographic appeal (including Chinese market appeal). There's a little bit of humor (that I didn't find that funny), but the tone is mostly serious. That suits the end-of-the-world stakes, but not the ridiculousness of the plot, so I couldn't help but laugh at how seriously the movie seemed to be taking itself. As such, it isn't fun enough to be very entertaining and the plot is far too silly and thin to be thoughtful sci-fi. It does have blockbuster levels of CGI, though, especially CGI destruction. We're talking 100-foot tsunamis, chunks of Moon raining down, cities being demolished, vehicles flying through the air, satellites being destroyed and more. It delivers the eye candy, but not much else. It's available for rent if you'd care to see something that feels largely recycled from previous disaster films.