GDT: kraken-r-a-lacken cane

[Anton Dubinchuk]

All this while missing 1C, 1W, 1G. We might be okay at stickpuck.

I’ve been trying not to be too reactionary to this whole situation but uhhh… I don’t think we’re missing our 1G.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

God Lord if Martinook had any better hands he'd be a scoring machine

 

[Tryamw]

Did they beat us in their barn?

 

[To Be Determined]

That penal

Noesen put some spicy mustard on that one

That penalty shot calls janet ms jackson. Dayuam.

 

[Tryamw]

I’ve been trying not to be too reactionary to this whole situation but uhhh… I don’t think we’re missing our 1G.

Our start of the season 1G?

 

[Stickpucker]

This could easily be 6-0

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Jarvis with the Olé!

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Did they beat us in their barn?

No we won 5-1

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Good to see Kooch is still awake

If it was Raanta in net you just know the next shot would go in.

 

[TheReelChuckFletcher]

The defense of this damned team is truly the most impressive part, and it comes from everybody, including the forwards. I know Slavin is the main factor behind this (look at that stick play), but everybody on our team is at least competent at playing their own end.

 

[Stickpucker]

Stepan just a step too quick isn't something I expected to hear the rest of my life

 

[VAcaniac]

22-5 in shots, sow. Seems good

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

God Lord if Martinook had any better hands he'd be a scoring machine

He's the current day Chad LaRose.

 

[MisterDobz]

TiVo Fail-o

 

[Stickpucker]

We are being stingy with the goals.

 

[Borsig]

Did we take cocaine before the game?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

The defense of this damned team is truly the most impressive part, and it comes from everybody, including the forwards. I know Slavin is the main factor behind this (look at that stick play), but everybody on our team is at least competent at playing their own end.

Rod has every skater on the ice playing like he used to.

That's got to be exhausting to play against. There's just no room out there.

 

[Stickpucker]

Can we start koooo—chiieee?

koooootch is kinda weak for a goalie chant

Koo koo kachoo

 

[Tryamw]

Another chance.. We are living just outside the blue paint.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Tell me I wasn't the only one that saw Svech briefly consider the lacrosse move there. I would have been pants free if it had worked.

 

[Stickpucker]

What is our xgf so far?

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

Koo koo kachoo

Very fitting actually

 

[Wolfpuck]

Koochie slams shut

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

What is our xgf so far?

According to MoneyPuck, it's currently at 2.68.

MoneyPuck.com

Real Time Hockey Win Probabilities In Game

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Seattle has 0.27.

 

[Tryamw]

Koochie slams shut

Closes the knees!