I giggled at the last line. Though I think the NHLPA is less focused on Kopitar and more focused on Toews and Stamkos as they're driving the cash wagon for the 1Cs.
Everything you said is well reasoned and makes sense, and you guys are probably right that a discount for Kopi in that year does probably look like 9-9.5, especially as a percentage of the cap. I know this sounds like a total cop out but call it just a gut feeling for me, I think it will be around 8.5. I definitely would be just as shocked as you if it were less, though. I think he's worth every penny--I just get a vibe.
Then again, in support of your argument, a lot of the contracts that are 'hurting' us in the current climate according to posters here (Brown, Richards, Quick) will look like bargains dollar-wise at that point, so maybe a 9+ contract wouldn't be as crippling as it sounds, especially since it's not paying your stars that is a problem (Doughty, Kopitar should get pretty much blank checks from the org), it's those second tier guys getting beefy contracts--and in our case, those second tier guys are getting paid below projected market value in two years. When 2Cs on the open market (Stastny, even if he's masquerading as a 1C) are getting 7/year, Carter getting less than 6 is drool-worth.
Maybe our cap isn't so terrible going forward despite our RFAs and UFAs.