What could have been
Left my ****** house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the twelve grade
I made my claim, she played no games
The Kings beat the Calgary Flames
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
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John Ondrasik, Jordin Sparks and the USC Trojan Marching Band will join Kiss as performers at the Jan. 25 outdoor hockey game between the Los Angeles Kings and Anaheim Ducks at Dodger Stadium.
Are they going to bring in Enrico Palazzo to sing the national anthem?
Apparently Jordan Sparks will also be performing...jeeze.
How much of this is the NHL hiring KISS, and how much of it is simply promotion for their "LA KISS" indoor football team that's going to be playing at....oh yeah....the Honda Center?
Chances are they're doing this gig for free, or almost free. Say what you want about KISS, but considering their longevity (which even they probably admit is not based entirely on their musical "prowess") if you say they and their management aren't marketing geniuses, then you're a fool.
It's entirely about their football team, if you saw the interview last night with Gene/Paul, that was clear.
It's a win/win for both sides, KISS gets to promote their team and in turn, there's few more thousand tickets sold to the Kisstard Army.
It's entirely about their football team, if you saw the interview last night with Gene/Paul, that was clear.
Apparently Jordan Sparks will also be performing...jeeze.
wow...ticket sales must have been very poor.
Are they going to bring in Enrico Palazzo to sing the national anthem?
They're hitting all the demographics. I'm surprised Yasel Puig isn't on the ice crew.
Should've gone with a group that represents LA and/or is fans of the team, like Mike Muir and Suicidal Tendencies.
How much of this is the NHL hiring KISS, and how much of it is simply promotion for their "LA KISS" indoor football team that's going to be playing at....oh yeah....the Honda Center?
Chances are they're doing this gig for free, or almost free. Say what you want about KISS, but considering their longevity (which even they probably admit is not based entirely on their musical "prowess") if you say they and their management aren't marketing geniuses, then you're a fool.