The Nemesis
Semper Tyrannus

Hector Santiago, the first pitcher to get busted under the new hyper-vigilant stickty stuff watch just got a 10-game suspension for it. And he's a reliever so this isn't a "10 games but it's really 2 starts" scenario.
I understand and support the intent of not letting pitchers go nuts with all kinds of crazy gluey crap to doctor the ball, but MLB could not be bungling this situation any harder if they were actually trying.