Confirmed with Link: Jesse Puljujarvi 2 years 800k

[HandshakeLine]

Guilty on two counts of being Euro in a Sullivan zone

 

[Whyme]

Sorry to be the annoying stat guy, but like I've written Puljujarvi's points/60 is the 3rd best of the team and more than twice as much as what e.g. Acciari, Poulin or DOC have. He is -2 (among the best of the team), while e.g. Acciari is -9 and DOC -14, so is he really the worst forward in the team?

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Sorry to be the annoying stat guy, but like I've written Puljujarvi's points/60 is the 3rd best of the team and more than twice as much as what e.g. Acciari, Poulin or DOC have. He is -2 (among the best of the team), while e.g. Acciari is -9 and DOC -14, so is he really the worst forward in the team?

I don't think this team has scratched the worst forward (whoever that might be any given year) on the team for the last like six straight seasons so no... he's not.

 

[elmaco]

Sorry to be the annoying stat guy, but like I've written Puljujarvi's points/60 is the 3rd best of the team and more than twice as much as what e.g. Acciari, Poulin or DOC have. He is -2 (among the best of the team), while e.g. Acciari is -9 and DOC -14, so is he really the worst forward in the team?

They are acting like bureucrats, bigger salary means better player in their eyes.

 

[BusinessGoose]

Sorry to be the annoying stat guy, but like I've written Puljujarvi's points/60 is the 3rd best of the team and more than twice as much as what e.g. Acciari, Poulin or DOC have. He is -2 (among the best of the team), while e.g. Acciari is -9 and DOC -14, so is he really the worst forward in the team?

Why are you showing up to this disaster with a bag full of logic?

 

[Kaptah]

Sullivan clearly has the super power of sensing who benefits from sitting out games and who does not. Thus there is no need for equality or fairness.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Sorry to be the annoying stat guy, but like I've written Puljujarvi's points/60 is the 3rd best of the team and more than twice as much as what e.g. Acciari, Poulin or DOC have. He is -2 (among the best of the team), while e.g. Acciari is -9 and DOC -14, so is he really the worst forward in the team?

I am no fan of hockey metrics at all (I think they're mostly snake oil and people are rubes for buying into the sabermetricization of hockey), but I find it hilarious that Dubas marketed himself as this big analytical guy, we revamped the analytics department twice in the last 5 or so years, and yet, we just keep a coach who ignores any sort of data behind the bench as some sort of living hockey god.

 

[Kaptah]

Please put Pulju on waivers.

 

[HandshakeLine]

I have a better idea, please fire pucks into the bench at coach-height every shift. One of them is bound to fix the problem.

 

[Icarium]

Wrong thread.

 

[Speaker City]

I have a better idea, please fire pucks into the bench at coach-height every shift. One of them is bound to fix the problem.

Remember when HCEJ got hit during the 96 playoffs? I thought the old man died. Dude threw a band aid on it and was right back behind the bench.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Remember when HCEJ got hit during the 96 playoffs? I thought the old man died. Dude threw a band aid on it and was right back behind the bench.

EJ was a tough old bat.

Wait, he's still alive?!?

 

[HandshakeLine]

Lol , let's see if Mariachi Mike Sullivan can shatter another two team records:

Johnston remains the Penguins' all-time leader in coaching losses (224) and games coached (516).

 

[Speaker City]

EJ was a tough old bat.

Wait, he's still alive?!?

I think hes got one more run as Coach or GM in him. Just do what the 80s/90s Pens did and plug him into any open hockey ops position.

 

[Kaptah]

Jesse clearly was the one holding team Sullivan down. Waive him ASAP.

 

[Jacob]

Lol , let's see if Mariachi Mike Sullivan can shatter another two team records:

I thought this was Mike Johnston and I was like how can that be?

 

[HandshakeLine]

I thought this was Mike Johnston and I was like how can that be?

lol in a MJ vs EJ death match, my money’s on Grandpa Munster.

 

[Kaptah]

Devils may be interested in acquiring Pulju. Please make it happen.

Devils Bottom-6 Trade Targets: Gourde, Evans & More

In addition to top-9 scoring, who could the New Jersey Devils target to improve their bottom 6 at the trade deadline?

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[Kaptah]

Pulju has pretty good stats, right? There's a trade coming soon, right?