Cyber Monday's usually about getting deals and bargains. This is like getting the stuff in your cart then opening up the customer support chat window to ask if you can pay full price instead of taking the savings.
The Rangers have just parked the money truck in front of two elite middle infielders, but did so by giving them ridiculous term and have blown what has to be a massive chunk of their budget for the next few years without otherwise fixing their extremely broken team that lost 100 games last season.
@Cloned will appreciate the reference, but this feels like those bad last few years for the Oilers where they had McDavid, Draisaitl, and like 20 other shlubs and couldn't for the life of them figure out why nothing was getting any better.