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Roboturner913

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I'm getting drunk with my mom and it's hilarious. She keeps making jokes about how obnoxious my dad could be and how much she dreaded having sex with him once a week, and I keep making jokes about how I get all the inheritance now instead of having to split it with my sister.

It's all in extremely bad taste but healing is healing, somehow
 

Finnish Jerk Train

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Where I went to college averages over 200 inches of snow per year (I think the record year was over 390) and the average temp in January is 15F. Yes, average. I never had a car and it was always a mile + walk to class with a lot of hills. Not to mention going to the grocery store and lugging bags of groceries.

App State is a cakewalk compared to that.

re: grade/high school, I think most of our busses were about 7:30-8 am growing up. I’ve always been an early riser so it didn’t matter

First rule of snow in Maine: it's always blowing in your face.

Oh yeah, as much as people complain about the snow in Boone, it definitely pales in comparison to the far northern parts of the country. Found that out when I dated a girl from Maine. There was enough snow that it wasn't really an event like it is here, but there was never enough to cover the ground for months at a time.

The hills never went away though. I remember the one leading to my junior year dorm was the toughest. You'd walk to the highest part of the main campus by the stadium, then climb roughly 300 stairs through the woods to get to the dorm. I counted once... I want to say the exact number was 283, but I can't remember for sure.

Most people took the bus, but it was quicker to walk unless you timed the bus just right. Besides, it kept you in shape. I never could consistently run 10Ks before that, and never have since.
 
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Nikishin Go Boom

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At ECU we had one hill, college hill (where some of the dorms were) and rarely any snow. The hill wasn’t terrible. Views were really nice. Do i win anything?
 

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I'm getting drunk with my mom and it's hilarious. She keeps making jokes about how obnoxious my dad could be and how much she dreaded having sex with him once a week, and I keep making jokes about how I get all the inheritance now instead of having to split it with my sister.

It's all in extremely bad taste but healing is healing, somehow


Sometimes dark humor can really help you through dark times.

A few months after my house fire (which destroyed almost everything I owned and killed my cat), insurance had us in an apartment while repairs were underway, and I was playing a video game with some friends. I got killed by a guy on the enemy team whose screen name was 'overcooked_cat' or something like that.

I pointed it out, and my buddies got quiet for a second as I burst out laughing at the absurdity of it. He was just some random stranger on the internet, but he provided me with a much needed laugh in a very dark time.

I'm glad you're doing ok, robo.
 

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I'm getting drunk with my mom and it's hilarious. She keeps making jokes about how obnoxious my dad could be and how much she dreaded having sex with him once a week, and I keep making jokes about how I get all the inheritance now instead of having to split it with my sister.

It's all in extremely bad taste but healing is healing, somehow
Your sister's half goes to her kids.

Sorry.
 

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Where I went to college averages over 200 inches of snow per year (I think the record year was over 390) and the average temp in January is 15F. Yes, average. I never had a car and it was always a mile + walk to class with a lot of hills. Not to mention going to the grocery store and lugging bags of groceries.

App State is a cakewalk compared to that.

re: grade/high school, I think most of our busses were about 7:30-8 am growing up. I’ve always been an early riser so it didn’t matter

RIT? Wait, you said hills, definitely not Rochester then.

Yeah, Rochester doesn't really get all that much snow, either (relatively speaking). Only reason I'm familiar with that is because I grew up in Syracuse and have had more than one debate with Rochestarians and Buffalonians about which of the three cities gets more snow on average. Syracuse "wins" (104"), Buffalo 2nd (85") and Rochester 3rd (77"). I've won several six packs due to Syracuse winters, very small compensation for having lived through some of them.

BBA, in all honesty I thought you had to be exaggerating when you said over 200" a year, but I did a quick check and turns out you aren't. All I can say is :eek: .
 

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I'm getting drunk with my mom and it's hilarious. She keeps making jokes about how obnoxious my dad could be and how much she dreaded having sex with him once a week, and I keep making jokes about how I get all the inheritance now instead of having to split it with my sister.

It's all in extremely bad taste but healing is healing, somehow

Goddammit, I forgot about them little f***ers

Maybe I can buy them off

Robo you ain't right, lol. And I think we have similar sense of humors (senses of humor?). As FJT said, hang in there.
 
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I'm depressed because I just realized I have been balding or bald for a longer amount of time now than I had a full head of hair.

Started losing it when I was like 19, but last couple months it's going like crazy. Think it's about time to give up on it and break out the electric razor.
 

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I'm depressed because I just realized I have been balding or bald for a longer amount of time now than I had a full head of hair.

Started losing it when I was like 19, but last couple months it's going like crazy. Think it's about time to give up on it and break out the electric razor.
I feel your follicular pain. Mine started in my early 20s and I’m 36 now. Both of my brothers have full heads of hair too, bastards.
I generally shave it once a month with a #1 attachment. A few times I’ve done without the guard and I kinda dig it. People seem to treat you as little differently when you’re bald with a big beard.
 

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I'm depressed because I just realized I have been balding or bald for a longer amount of time now than I had a full head of hair.

Started losing it when I was like 19, but last couple months it's going like crazy. Think it's about time to give up on it and break out the electric razor.
Do it man. I started thinning out at around 20 and just bit the bullet and shaved it all. One of the best decisions I ever made. Never have to worry about going to get a haircut or whats the right kind of shampoo or trying to get it to look right. Never once regretted it
 

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been shaving my head for about 20 years (i'm 44, ftr); at this point if i get lazy with it i rock the picard. clippers with a 00000 blade. every once in a while hit it with the razor. for you single guys, some girls love the feel of a razor shorn dome. most thought-provoking quote i ever personally heard on the subject: "wow, that feels just like my shaved p***y."
 

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My hairline receded a bit in college - not significantly, but enough that I noticed and was prepared to eventually buzz it all off. I had accepted my fate and was ok with not having to pay a barber someday.

Then it stopped. My hair hasn't changed in over 10 years. I still buzzed with a 1/2" guard for a few years, but now I'm back to paying barbers.

And it left me with a hairline that's higher on the left side than the right, damn it. It forced to go with a side part on the right because that's the best way to disguise it.
 
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I'm depressed because I just realized I have been balding or bald for a longer amount of time now than I had a full head of hair.

Started losing it when I was like 19, but last couple months it's going like crazy. Think it's about time to give up on it and break out the electric razor.
Do it man, similar situation here, smartest thing i did in my 3 years working at a brewery was getting rid of that shit
 

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For a long time I was mystified how the great ancient cities could be in such ruins. Take the city of Rome, for example. How could you have something as grand as the Coliseum right there in the middle of your city, and not take any sort of care of it at all? And then you hear about how the various generations tore the marble facades off their grandest monuments to build new stuff for some fly-by-night Pope, and it's just like... what?

Like how can they have had something like this in 100AD:

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And it ends up looking like this in 2021?

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And this all took place smack in the middle of one of the world's great capitals which was the center of power in Europe for over a millennium after the thing was constructed?

How does that happen? I get that things get old and need replacing. But how do you just completely cannibalize and obliterate the heart and soul of a place like this?



At some point I had the eye-opening experience of seeing this population chart (note the weird time scaling after 1800):

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Combined with illustrations like this:

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And the pieces fell into place.

It's not that these places were just simply neglected and allowed to fall apart because people didn't care. It's not that a series of Popes were just like "wow that building is amazing, it would be ****ing awesome if we tore it down".

What's missing in the popular imagination is the middle ages... the period of time when Rome lost 90% of its population to war and plague and politics. People just walked away and never came back. By about 1350, the imperial capital was a broken little ghost town full of collapsing ruins. People pulled those walls down because they had trees growing out of the tops of them and were going to kill someone eventually. They pulled the marble off the facades to get it before scavengers could. What reason did they have to think anyone would ever care about the ruins of a dead city?

I say all this because of what we're seeing along the Gulf Coast.

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Of course, economics is the main driver of this trend. New Orleans was already in trouble for geopolitical reasons. But what we're seeing this past 16 years is a different kind of threat, the kind that chases people out en masse and gives them reason to believe they're better off not coming back. It's the sort of thing that makes your house uninsurable, that closes down your business in the middle of high season, that makes you think about taking that job in Texas. It's not just about the city itself, but about the whole ecosystem of life in that region, where people just get battered and battered. It's people living in FEMA trailers for half a decade, it's levees being opened downstream so the city doesn't get flooded, little towns getting practically washed away wholesale.

We're getting closer to the point when this stops being viable. It might be a century, two centuries from now. But that water is rising and I don't see anyone putting up the money to make that area the next Netherlands. At some point, a few generations down the line, there's going to be a lack of critical mass of people who give a damn. When they leave, nature reclaims the city. It'll probably happen one block at a time, and a lot of the rot will happen from the inside-out. But when you're a city of 100K instead of 500K, there's 1/5th the reason to invest in things like levees and canals. I have a hunch that a few hundred years down the line, people will think of New Orleans they way we think of Pompeii. Or maybe Atlantis.

And if we keep ****ing around with climate change, New Orleans is the canary in the coal mine.
Or the far more likely answer:
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Last week, I had my stylist cut off 7 inches of my hair after a stressful week..kinda have beauty shop remorse now. Just hoping now that some of it grows back before my son's wedding next year.

My double vaxxed parents had a breakthrough Covid event. The EMS told my Mom that she wasn't ill enough to be admitted due to lack of beds. She's felt bad. The next day, while making pancakes and bacon, my Dad passed out at the stove. They rushed him to the hospital thinking it was Covid related but it was a perforated colon due to severe diverticulitis. Now, he is facing a resection next month at 80 years. He did test positive as well but has been asymptomatic.

My doggie's back legs/hips are starting to go and they also discovered a liver tumor. She's slipping and sliding at times and I am having to give her a lift up a few times a week. She just turned 12. They've put her on a spectrum of meds which are helping a little but so hate what the future probably holds. She honestly saved my life after I lost my husband and has been a light in my world.

So many bad things have happened in August over the years that I have come to hate it..glad it's September.
 

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Last week, I had my stylist cut off 7 inches of my hair after a stressful week..kinda have beauty shop remorse now. Just hoping now that some of it grows back before my son's wedding next year.

My double vaxxed parents had a breakthrough Covid event. The EMS told my Mom that she wasn't ill enough to be admitted due to lack of beds. She's felt bad. The next day, while making pancakes and bacon, my Dad passed out at the stove. They rushed him to the hospital thinking it was Covid related but it was a perforated colon due to severe diverticulitis. Now, he is facing a resection next month at 80 years. He did test positive as well but has been asymptomatic.

My doggie's back legs/hips are starting to go and they also discovered a liver tumor. She's slipping and sliding at times and I am having to give her a lift up a few times a week. She just turned 12. They've put her on a spectrum of meds which are helping a little but so hate what the future probably holds. She honestly saved my life after I lost my husband and has been a light in my world.

So many bad things have happened in August over the years that I have come to hate it..glad it's September.
My super senior dog had hip issues. He slipped for the first couple of months. I carried his backside everywhere for about his last 8 months. We put him on joint meds and such. It didn’t do much unfortunately. He got so miserable that we had to put him down. It was a rough couple of days. He was our only addition as a couple and eventually as a married couple for my wife and I.
 

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Last week, I had my stylist cut off 7 inches of my hair after a stressful week..kinda have beauty shop remorse now. Just hoping now that some of it grows back before my son's wedding next year.

My double vaxxed parents had a breakthrough Covid event. The EMS told my Mom that she wasn't ill enough to be admitted due to lack of beds. She's felt bad. The next day, while making pancakes and bacon, my Dad passed out at the stove. They rushed him to the hospital thinking it was Covid related but it was a perforated colon due to severe diverticulitis. Now, he is facing a resection next month at 80 years. He did test positive as well but has been asymptomatic.

My doggie's back legs/hips are starting to go and they also discovered a liver tumor. She's slipping and sliding at times and I am having to give her a lift up a few times a week. She just turned 12. They've put her on a spectrum of meds which are helping a little but so hate what the future probably holds. She honestly saved my life after I lost my husband and has been a light in my world.

So many bad things have happened in August over the years that I have come to hate it..glad it's September.


We had to put our 11 year old Boxer down a year ago. Lost family members last year and a team member to this crap yesterday. Gut wrenching to say the least. Been a rough go for everyone for too long. Hang in there and vent here when you need to.
 

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My super senior dog had hip issues. He slipped for the first couple of months. I carried his backside everywhere for about his last 8 months. We put him on joint meds and such. It didn’t do much unfortunately. He got so miserable that we had to put him down. It was a rough couple of days. He was our only addition as a couple and eventually as a married couple for my wife and I.

Same stiu for my wife and I. Izzy was "our" child for many wonderful years. Keep those pictures up and remember those sweet times.
 

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Sorry to hear about all that. Hope everyone recovers fully.

Our dog reached a similar point a few years back. It started with arthritis in the back legs, then she started slipping and sliding on the hardwoods. By the end, she would fall over while eating, walked sideways, couldn't go farther than to the end of the driveway, wore diapers, couldn't bark, and wouldn't have heard if a bomb went off. She was too much of a fighter to ever give up, but we really let her suffer for way too long.
 

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reading the initial post, i actually thought to myself 'sounds like michigan tech' - was not disappointed.

when i worked on campus at nc state back in the late 90s, older dude (i was like 20 at the time, i realize now he was probably not that old lol) that worked in s lab connected to my workplace was a michigan tech alum. we, being at a cutting edge institution in roughly 1998, went onto the internet and found pictures of some of the snow sculptures from the winter carnival. i'm pretty sure each picture he showed me contained more snow than if you had accumulated all the snow i had seen in my life.

so, boom boom, if your name is al and you used to work in a polymer extrusion lab, long time no see.

Ha ha. Not Al.



Oh yeah, as much as people complain about the snow in Boone, it definitely pales in comparison to the far northern parts of the country.

Not in the country, but in that one directly north.....a few years back I worked with a company in, wait for it, Montreal that developed mobile apps for colleges and universities. I would commute up there about every other week, sometimes spend the weekend and then work from my home office on the same schedule.

I truly enjoyed the experience, but the winters were the most brutal I've ever experienced. Snow would start usually in late November and rarely melted until early to mid-April. A foot or more of snow wasn't even a "blink you eye" event. Never once heard of schools being cancelled.

During my first winter there, I recall landing at the airport in a driving snowstorm, watching planes taxi and take off like it was no big deal. Finally got outside to wait for my Uber and it was -12 F. That evening as I was walking to my apartment (company provided a corporate apartment with the world's most uncomfortable bed) and noticed that the temperature was -16 F. It felt like the inside of my lungs were freezing. I never returned without a scarf, finally realizing it was more than just a random neck warmer. BTW, it never got above 0 F that entire week.

We had to put our older dog, Dorothy, down about 10 months ago. She was kind of a bitch but had a sweet side too. We finally figured out we were keeping her alive more for us than her (likely suffering too much). The only thing that I can say is if you're going to get another dog, do it pretty quickly (took us about 2 months). The unconditional love, the goofiness, and the general hilarity that dogs provide are too easily missed.
 
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