So I'm back from Orlando.
Orlando's airport is surprisingly efficient. Maybe it's a PITA in the summer? But regardless if I can get through security and to my gate in 15 minutes and not have to deal with power tripping TSA agents, then what the f*** is Charlotte's excuse?
Also, Orlando drivers are batshit insane. Also f*** the assholes that drive the Florida Turnpike with no license plate, thanks for raising the prices you dipshits. Where's the FHP when you need them?
Oh and I saw Florida man yelling at some motorcyclists. He's real my friends.