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Inanna

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Only $3.95/min? Which service is this? Inquiring minds want to know :sarcasm:
When I was an undergraduate at UBC, there were discreet bulletin board ads suggesting you could make great money in "the comfort of your own home". A few friends checked into them and discovered they were for sex chat lines. I remember one girl at a party somewhere said she'd tried it for a few months and the hardest part about the job was not laughing.
 

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When I was an undergraduate at UBC, there were discreet bulletin board ads suggesting you could make great money in "the comfort of your own home". A few friends checked into them and discovered they were for sex chat lines. I remember one girl at a party somewhere said she'd tried it for a few months and the hardest part about the job was not laughing.

I've heard similar stories from female friends as well. :laugh:
 

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Meme of the day...

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Do guys really find that hammock stuff comfy? It looks to me like it would be just the opposite, but using the eggs for the demo was clever. I also liked the medieval version of the ad. But those stupid designs?

Personally, I'll still prefer a man in normal briefs, preferably a simple, one-colour bikini brief, like a speedo but with softer, lighter fabric. Fortunately, there's a large sample of men out there who find these the most comfortable.
 
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Do guys really find that hammock stuff comfy? It looks to me like it would be just the opposite, but using the eggs for the demo was clever. I also liked the medieval version of the ad. But those stupid designs?

Personally, I'll still prefer a man in normal briefs, preferably a simple, one-colour bikini brief, like a speedo but with softer, lighter fabric. Fortunately, there's a large sample of men out there who find these the most comfortable.
No, it's just another way of trying to sell guys something they've never needed and don't want.

I overheard once my wife telling one of our girls --whose raising a boy -- that a man wears the same style of underwear his whole life. Whatever his mum puts him in around age 5 is the kind of gotch he's gonna wear for the rest of his days.
 

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Personally, I'll still prefer a man in normal briefs, preferably a simple, one-colour bikini brief, like a speedo but with softer, lighter fabric. Fortunately, there's a large sample of men out there who find these the most comfortable.
For anything above - 10*C, I fancy this accoutrement in tandem with a ultra cheap Costco Joe Boxer TM gotch. So, whether its destroying a sonnet, cutting a jig at the local hoe down, heading out for a stroll to inspect the buckwheat on the back 40, lollygagging with me bros on the beach, or simply indulging in a good old-fashioned afternoon shindig, this is my gear du jour. Can't say this is a majority option (not going to win many public elections in this getup) and ... folks tend to run screaming -- but they are beaucoup comfy.

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(Clarification: this is the humour thread).
 

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Do guys really find that hammock stuff comfy? It looks to me like it would be just the opposite, but using the eggs for the demo was clever. I also liked the medieval version of the ad. But those stupid designs?

Personally, I'll still prefer a man in normal briefs, preferably a simple, one-colour bikini brief, like a speedo but with softer, lighter fabric. Fortunately, there's a large sample of men out there who find these the most comfortable.

Trust me, no one should witness me in a speedo...



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No, it's just another way of trying to sell guys something they've never needed and don't want.

I overheard once my wife telling one of our girls --whose raising a boy -- that a man wears the same style of underwear his whole life. Whatever his mum puts him in around age 5 is the kind of gotch he's gonna wear for the rest of his days.

Mostly it's true. But I did switch from boxers to briefs in my mid 20s, so it's not a universal rule.
 

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For anything above - 10*C, I fancy this accoutrement in tandem with a ultra cheap Costco Joe Boxer TM gotch. So, whether its destroying a sonnet, cutting a jig at the local hoe down, heading out for a stroll to inspect the buckwheat on the back 40, lollygagging with me bros on the beach, or simply indulging in a good old-fashioned afternoon shindig, this is my gear du jour. Can't say this is a majority option (not going to win many public elections in this getup) and ... folks tend to run screaming -- but they are beaucoup comfy.

western-chaps-four-styles-1600x800pixels-labeled.jpg


(Clarification: this is the humour thread).
 

kanadalainen

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For @kanadalainen and all his many followers:

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Damn... I can't see the .png file. :huh::dunno::rolly:

I might utilize my imagination (swine taking a mud bath, skate boarder grinding a rail then falling and smashing his testicles, dead coelacanth being dissected by Shakespeare himself), but will forgo this path. :laugh:

EDIT -> ok I see it now! Brilliant.
 
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