OT: Humour Thread

[Stumbledore]

Damn... I can't see the .png file.

I might utilize my imagination (swine taking a mud bath, skate boarder grinding a rail then falling and smashing his testicles, dead coelacanth being dissected by Shakespeare himself), but will forgo this path.

Relax, it's a Shakespeare pun based on Dick the Shit, er, Richard the Turd.

 

[Stumbledore]

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

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[Inanna]

Too late for Robbie Burns day but still adorable.

 

[macmaroon]

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[UFO]

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Too late for Robbie Burns day but still adorable.

Any pic with a cat in it is a good pic.

 

[macmaroon]

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[Inanna]

Having been criticized for correcting someone's grammar in HFJets, let me offer this important tip:

 

[Jets 31]

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Too late for Robbie Burns day but still adorable.

Love Scotland and Scottish people.

 

[macmaroon]

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[Jets 31]

Not all cats are nice and cute

 

[Inanna]

Not all cats are nice and cute

I disagree, all cats are nice and cute. But that doesn't mean they don't have a cruel or mischievous streak. Do we even know for sure that the video cat was acting out of malice? Perhaps it was protecting the toddler from running into something dangerous.

Cats are wonderful animals until they're not. They're mostly warm, cuddly and easy to train, except for the few that turn out to be complete assholes. Sort of like guys in general, when you think of it.

 

[Jets 31]

I disagree, all cats are nice and cute. But that doesn't mean they don't have a cruel or mischievous streak. Do we even know for sure that the video cat was acting out of malice? Perhaps it was protecting the toddler from running into something dangerous.

Cats are wonderful animals until they're not. They're mostly warm, cuddly and easy to train, except for the few that turn out to be complete assholes. Sort of like guys in general, when you think of it.

Yes you are correct, I'm warm and cuddly and easy to train.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Cats are wonderful animals until they're not. They're mostly warm, cuddly and easy to train, except for the few that turn out to be complete assholes. Sort of like guys in general, when you think of it.

Extending that logic, this is me

Yes you are correct, I'm warm and cuddly and easy to train.

There's a BDSM joke in there somewhere...

 

[Inanna]

Extending that logic, this is me

That tummy is just calling out to be rubbed.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

That tummy is just calling out to be rubbed.

Wait, mine or the cats'?

 

[Stumbledore]

Wait, mine or the cats'?

Probably depends on which one has the nicest fur.

 

[Stumbledore]

 

[SUX2BU]

That tummy is just calling out to be rubbed.

Wait, mine or the cats'?

Definitely not yours, Jetson ………

 

[macmaroon]

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[Fatdrunk]

Trade Deadline Tomorrow....

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Trade Deadline Tomorrow....
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Chevy right now, trying to find a WiFi signal

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[cbcwpg]

 

[Fatdrunk]

 

[Jets 31]