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Hammer Slammer

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so I managed to work around some 360 lens issues and picked up Dark Souls 2

hopefully in the character creation screen they have some butt hair options

see everyone in 3 weeks!

If you choose no butt hair, your character's butt cheeks make a squeaking noise if he runs around a lot and starts to sweat. Or so I've heard.
 

JC Numminen

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Very sorry to interrupt the butt hair talk, I feel terrible about it. :p:

But anyone know where and how long it would take to get my blank Jet jersey customized before the game tomorrow? Can it be done before the game at MTSC and have it back before puck drop?
 

Hammer Slammer

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Very sorry to interrupt the butt hair talk, I feel terrible about it. :p:

But anyone know where and how long it would take to get my blank Jet jersey customized before the game tomorrow? Can it be done before the game at MTSC and have it back before puck drop?

I believe I've heard that you can drop it off in an intermission and have it at the next intermission? I'm not sure how it would work before the game though.
 

StronGeer

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I don't know whether to laugh or make a "you guys are crazy" face

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Mathmew Purrrr Oh

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Apr 18, 2013
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Very sorry to interrupt the butt hair talk, I feel terrible about it. :p:

But anyone know where and how long it would take to get my blank Jet jersey customized before the game tomorrow? Can it be done before the game at MTSC and have it back before puck drop?

I really hoping you're going for this look


buthair.jpg
 

cbcwpg

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May 18, 2010
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Just like MPI has a list of objectionable expressions when it comes to personalized license plates... so do the Jets when it comes to personalized jerseys.

What you guys want on a jersey is not going to be allowed. Just a guess...;)
 

Jet

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Look, I hate to be 'that guy'... especially since I participated in the whole butt hair conversation, but I have to put my foot down here:
























It's actually butt hole hair. You guys are confusing people.
 

allan5oh

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20. What NHL hockey team did you hate growing up?

Oilers. ‘Cause they killed the Jets. I just hated them. In 1990, when the Jets were up three games to one and then the Oilers were coming back, I literally — not even joking — I wanted to hide in the bushes with a steel pipe and when the Oilers pulled up and (Mark) Messier walked off the team bus, I wanted to come out and whack him in the knee because I was thinking no judge in Winnipeg would convict me. I’d be the hero of the city and nobody would arrest me. My friend talked me out of it.

http://www.winnipegsun.com/2014/03/15/wrestler-turned-rocker-chris-jericho-answers-20-questions

Good stuff
 

JC Numminen

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Look, I hate to be 'that guy'... especially since I participated in the whole butt hair conversation, but I have to put my foot down here:
























It's actually butt hole hair. You guys are confusing people.

Proud to admit I waited over a minute for a picture to show up in that blank :propeller
 

Romang67

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After having had this laptop for almost three months, I found an easy way to switch between a Swedish keyboard and an English one!

I feel very tech savvy at the moment.
 

Romang67

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Jan 2, 2011
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I'm still not sure whether this girl likes me or not, so I have decided to ask her. I have also decided that when I'm asking her, I will be licking the blade of my stabbing knife, while whispering "Blood... blood... blood...".

Edit: (´・ω・`)
 

StronGeer

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I'm still not sure whether this girl likes me or not, so I have decided to ask her. I have also decided that when I'm asking her, I will be licking the blade of my stabbing knife, while whispering "Blood... blood... blood...".

Edit: (´・ω・`)

Give her a garden hose as a gift. She'll love that. Can use it for gardening, or a sprinkler, the possibilities are endless! And so many people forget to empty their hose over winter so there is a good chance hers is broken. If she gives you a weird look, take it back and give her some nice hand lotions from Bath and Body Works. Girls can't get enough of those. When you give it to her, demand that she try some on immediately to get an idea of the smell, and if she pauses simply say...

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
 

buggs

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Give her a garden hose as a gift. She'll love that. Can use it for gardening, or a sprinkler, the possibilities are endless! And so many people forget to empty their hose over winter so there is a good chance hers is broken. If she gives you a weird look, take it back and give her some nice hand lotions from Bath and Body Works. Girls can't get enough of those. When you give it to her, demand that she try some on immediately to get an idea of the smell, and if she pauses simply say...

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"


:handclap:


Well played sir. Well played.
 
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