So in the next week or two I'm going to start another run of Mass Effect as an Engineer. Specifically as psychotic engineer with a few gears loose. Going to go for maximum carnage and body count. Here's how:
[spoil]So the background I'm going to go with for this male engineer is going to be Earthborn/Sole Survivor for maximum prior mental damage. He's gonna be a space racist. Hates every race openly, but harbors a certain lust for Asari because well, obviously, but still doesn't trust them.
In ME1 I'm going to do as much renegade **** as possible. When I get to the Citadel I'm gonna get Wrex first and make as much mischief as possible and then when I leave and Garrus asks to join I'm going to tell him to **** off. I'm going to romance Ashley during the game and make sure I pick up Liara prior to getting to Virmire. Gonna kill the infected colonists on Feros as well as Shiala. Gonna kill the Rachni queen on Noveria. Then when I get to Virmire I'm going to shoot Wrex myself over his genophage ********. I'm also going to leave Ash behind to die, and make sure I never talked to Liara even once so there is no active romance heading into ME2. I'm going to kill the council and replace it with the all human version. I'll do just enough side quests to hit level 50 before I finish the game. The one thing I'm not going to do differently (if it's even an option with the all-human version of the council) is I'm still gonna install Anderson as councilor because not even a psychotic, mentally warped Shepard likes Udina. Seriously **** that backstabbing politically ambitious **** head.
In ME2 it's going to get even better. Not going to do any loyalty missions except for Kasumi (as an engineer I'm going to ****ing need that Locust SMG), Jack (shes psychotic and I'm going to romance her and want her to survive to ME3), and Samara (gonna kill her and recruit Morinth because psychotic Asari). I'm not even going to bother recruiting Thane. If I do Tali's loyalty mission I'm going to turn over the evidence to Admiral Xen. I'm going to sell Legion to Cerberus as well, and never open Grunt's tank. Gonna do the Arrival mission just to blow up a Batarian colony myself.
When I get to the collector base I'm going to use the wrong people as specialist and fire team leader. I'm also going to do enough missions between the collector abductions and the collector base to make sure that when I get there all I find is a pissed off Dr. Chakwas, and I'll have a disloyal squad member escort her back to the ship so said squad member gets killed. I'm going to blow up the base and tell the Illusive Man to go **** himself.
IDEALLY I'll come out of it with only Jack and Morinth intact, but I might make sure Zaeed survives because then I can do his loyalty mission post-collector base and take the paragon path and kill Zaeed myself. Regardless I am going to make sure that Garrus, Tali, Miranda, and Jacob all die somehow at minimum. Going to do enough stuff to hit level 30 by the time it's over.
Then in Mass Effect 3 it gets even worse. Treat Kaidan like **** on Mars and then never visit him in the hospital. Dissuade EDI and Joker from becoming a couple. Never show up to help at Grissom Academy, meaning Jack gets taken by Cerberus. Trick clan Urdnot into believing the genophage is cured when I infact sabotaged it. When Cerberus invades the Citadel I'm going to take down Kaidan myself on the way to killing off Udina. Then since there is no Tali or Legion, I'll be dealing primarily with Admiral Xen and some generic geth construct. I'm going to let the Geth win and destroy the Quarian fleet.
Once I get to Cerberus HQ, I get to kill Jack and Legion myself because I sold Legion to Cerberus and I let Jack get captured by Cerberus by not showing up at Grissom Academy.
Going to make sure I do the bare minimum as far as war assets goes, because when I get to earth I want it all to go straight to hell. Cortez gets his ass killed first of all. Then I get to kill Morinth because she's been turned into a Banshee. My two squadmates, likely Liara and Javik, will get killed in the final push by Harbinger. Then when I get to the Citadel and talk to the Intelligence, I will choose the destroy option. With War Assets down to the bare minimum, this will result in earth being destroyed, along with the Reapers, Geth, and EDI.
End result:
Rachni species destroyed.
Ashley Dead
Wrex Dead
Council Dead
Samara betrayed and killed.
Tali disloyal.
300,000 Batarians killed when a mass relay gets blown the **** up.
Most ME2 squad members killed in the collector base.
Collector base destroyed, ensuring that the low-war asset choice at the end of ME3 is destroy instead of control.
Krogan species doomed to extinction with fake genophage cure dispersed.
Quarian species annihilated over Rannoch.
Jack and Legion killed in Cerberus HQ
Cortez and Morinth killed on Earth.
Javik and Liara killed on approach to Citadel conduit.
The Geth species, EDI, and Earth itself annihilated when the Crucible is used.
Shepard dies in the explosion.
Oh, and I'm not gonna do the Citadel DLC, because ******* Shepard, Psycho Engineer doesn't believe in shore leave. And yes I'm really gonna name him that. Not asterisks, but the B word that means "illegitimate child".[/spoil]