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GDT: Game # 78 - New York Rangers @ New York Islanders - 7:30pm EST - MSG (Nicholas Cage edition)

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Jauffre said:
Dude! That is absolutely insane because some many years ago my god father, Steve, was a bouncer at a club in LA. One night a patron taps him on the shoulder and tells him there’s a dude facedown in his own vomit in the men’s room. Not super uncommon, Steve (big, big guy) goes to the men’s room and lifts this poor soul out his puke puddle by the back of his shirt. Upon which said passed out drunk throws back his vomit covered head and says “I nehgdahbirr” (which apparently is I need a beer) so Steve walks him out into the club, grabs a Heineken off of a table on the way, dumps it on the floor, has the bartender fill it with club soda, sit the drunk gentleman down at a table and hands him the fake Heineken. That drunk man was Nicolas Cage.
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That’s crazy. We may be the same human being according to the similarities of our lived experiences. 3.2”, you?
 
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schneider lives in white plains. i think JTM used to be a white plains guy. how many rangers have lived in WP over the years? i looked at where hes from....northern saskatchuwan. why does anyone settle in northern saskatchuwan??
 
Fitzy said:
I'm just glad the era of Hunt in the top 9 is over. He's an adequate energy 13th forward, but it reminded me of the days when we had Christensen playing with Gaborik or Isbister playing with Jagr. Just not a good fit.
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Don't worry. Once Clutterbuck or Cizikas injures a player or two tonight Hunt will be right back in the top six.
 
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Jauffre said:
Dude! That is absolutely insane because some many years ago my god father, Steve, was a bouncer at a club in LA. One night a patron taps him on the shoulder and tells him there’s a dude facedown in his own vomit in the men’s room. Not super uncommon, Steve (big, big guy) goes to the men’s room and lifts this poor soul out his puke puddle by the back of his shirt. Upon which said passed out drunk throws back his vomit covered head and says “I nehgdahbirr” (which apparently is I need a beer) so Steve walks him out into the club, grabs a Heineken off of a table on the way, dumps it on the floor, has the bartender fill it with club soda, sit the drunk gentleman down at a table and hands him the fake Heineken. That drunk man was Nicolas Cage.
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was he training for leaving las vegas??
 
Jauffre said:
Dude! That is absolutely insane because some many years ago my god father, Steve, was a bouncer at a club in LA. One night a patron taps him on the shoulder and tells him there’s a dude facedown in his own vomit in the men’s room. Not super uncommon, Steve (big, big guy) goes to the men’s room and lifts this poor soul out his puke puddle by the back of his shirt. Upon which said passed out drunk throws back his vomit covered head and says “I nehgdahbirr” (which apparently is I need a beer) so Steve walks him out into the club, grabs a Heineken off of a table on the way, dumps it on the floor, has the bartender fill it with club soda, sit the drunk gentleman down at a table and hands him the fake Heineken. That drunk man was Nicolas Cage.
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Another Nick Cage story

 
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Dryden Hunt played significant 2nd line minutes this year and we are playing for 1st. What a time to be alive.
 
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“The beauty had a gnarly lip sweater” actually sounds like a tag line for a Nic Cage movie.
 
Loki Dog 74 said:
So here’s my Nic Cage true story before puck drop. Some many years ago my god father, Steve, was a bouncer at a club in LA. One night a patron taps him on the shoulder and tells him there’s a dude facedown in his own vomit in the men’s room. Not super uncommon, Steve (big, big guy) goes to the men’s room and lifts this poor soul out his puke puddle by the back of his shirt. Upon which said passed out drunk throws back his vomit covered head and says “I nehgdahbirr” (which apparently is I need a beer) so Steve walks him out into the club, grabs a Heineken off of a table on the way, dumps it on the floor, has the bartender fill it with club soda, sits the drunk gentleman down at a table and hands him the fake Heineken. That drunk man was Nicolas Cage.
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He wasn't drunk, he just got violently I'll from reading some of Wyzshytzky's tweets
 
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