When he was a kid he'd rage at his buddy's shooter tutor that they used for street hockey. "IT'S JUNK! WET CARDBOARD! IT SMELLS LIKE YOUR GRANDMA'S BASEMENT LARRY! IT CAN'T EVEN STOP A HOCKEY BALL! HOW AM I GOING TO GET GREAT SHOOTING AT THIS DEAD, FINISHED, COOKED THING? KEEP DRAGGING OUT THE CREMAINS OF A DECENT TUTOR LARRY! MAYBE ITS FINE FOR KIDS ON SAWGRASS PLACE BUT IT WILL NEVER WORK HERE! AND YOU KNOW TH--- CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ever since @Bleedred went to the Panthers game to video Blackwood and we all got to hear him yelling at Blackwood I know exactly how that would sound. It was glorious. Great work.