Favourite Simpsons Moments

[Ozz]

Witness protection:So when I stomp on your foot and say hello Mr. Thompson you just smile and nod.
Homer: Ok got it.
Witness protection: Hello Mr. Thompson (visibly stepping on foot)

I THINK HE'S TALKING TO YOU.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Damn sandwich took a bite out of me!!!

 

[Congo Jack]

Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin?
Lisa: No, someone who didn't deserve it.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Tatum will fustigate him!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Awww, cripes!!!! Now I gotta comb this side over.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can't hassle us Pig. We're going the speed limit.

 

[John Price]

Tatum will fustigate him!

I think he's a good man, I like him. I've got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

I think he's a good man, I like him. I've got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.

"They have a mother, champ."
"Yes, but I assume she would die of grief."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ceremony]

Hogwash. Why I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckle for a hundred and thirteen rounds. Back then of course if the fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

 

[Ceremony]

 

[The Nemesis]

hey guys, come on. Shut up.

 

[Psyfer]

Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?

Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.

 

[Congo Jack]

Homer: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[The Nemesis]

In a few moments I tried to drink nectar from Sanjay's head.

 

[John Price]

The champ has no further time for questions. This parole hearing is over.

 

[Shoalzie]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

All right a local boy!!!!

 

[KaylaJ]

 

[Congo Jack]

Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[tony d]