Favourite Simpsons Moments

[bigdirty]

Sitting in an airport right now ans just overheard some pilots telling some pretty hilarious stories.

You might say those flyboys crack me up.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And I keep saying they aren't pilots....

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Wow! Look at the size of that platform!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Have you been up all night eating cheese??

 

[Ceremony]

"Wow! Look at the size of that platform!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Have you been up all night eating cheese??

I think I'm blind

 

[tony d]

 

[Zegras Zebra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBhJZNY9e9c

Barney's film had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin.

Are you saying boo or boourns?

I was saying boourns

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey monkey, wanna peanut?

 

[plank]

RIP Jerry Lewis

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

A solar eclipse: the cosmic ballet goes on.

 

[tony d]

A solar eclipse: the cosmic ballet goes on.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Well, it looks like my work here is done."
"Whaddya mean, your work here is done? You didn't do anything."
"Heheheh...didn't I?"

 

[Ceremony]

 

[John Price]

Krusty want out.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Enslave humanity will ya!!!

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Oh no!!! Dad's been drugged....

 

[LeafalCrusader]

That board with the nail in it may have defeated us . But the humans won't stop there . They ll make bigger boards and bigger nails . Soon , they will make a board with a nail so big , it will destroy them all

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wish I had a monkey's paw.....

 

[Camshaft77]

Witness protection:So when I stomp on your foot and say hello Mr. Thompson you just smile and nod.
Homer: Ok got it.
Witness protection: Hello Mr. Thompson (visibly stepping on foot)