The New Jersey Devils and the Case of the Disappearing Andreas Johnsson
Me: your house is on fire
Person whose house is on fire: no, it's not
Me: no no, I know that's your house, and I know what a fire looks like
Person whose house is on fire: but the guy who runs the stats department at the housing authority told me the house was made of sturdy materials which would not burn down
Me: well, maybe they should have actually looked at your house? Because it's right there, and it's on fire.
Person whose house is on fire: no it's not, leave me alone
***two weeks later***
Person whose house was on fire: my f---ing house burned down! Why didn't anyone tell me it was on fire?