Forums sometimes... from the Plumbers group
As it sometimes goes here with a question.
User 1: Hi, can someone help me? I need to extend a garden hose. What is the best way to do this?
User 2: Why do you want to extend it?
User 1: Because it's short?
User 3: You'd better buy a new full length one without the extension.
User 1: Why, if it's only 5 metres short?
User 2: Yeah, but a full hose is always better.
User 3: My words.
User 4:
, he just wants to know how to extend the hose!
User 5. You, frst, learn to write!
User 1: fIrst
User 5: That's my favorite, first he needs help and then he bullies others!
User 6: It's getting worse here. I've been extending hoses when you were still shitting in diapers!
User 1: So tell me, what's the best way to extend the hose?
User 5: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
User 2: You still haven't written why you want to extend it. What are you going to do with it?
User 1: Water the garden.
User 7: What kind of garden do you have?
User 1: A perfectly normal, ordinary garden.
User 9: But did you know that some plants don't like too much water?
User 4: No
he just wants to extend the hose.
User 7: You stay out of this, you ....
!
User 4: Take care of yourself, ...
.
User 1: Can someone give me some advice?
User 12: Relax, don't screw it up. I have other things to do than answer some newbie questions.
User 1: Then why are you answering here?
User 13: You're smart, aren't you?
User 1: Not at all, I just want to extend the hose.
User 2: Well, I did extend my hose about 10 years ago, but it only lasted 1 year. Since then.
I can't get enough of the hose in its entirety.
User 1: How did you extend the hose?
User 2: With an extension.
User 1: Did you put a piece in or what?
User 10: Why don't you just go to a hobby market?
User 1: I thought I'd ask here first.
User 15: I use a watering can, there's nothing better!
User 17: Yeah, I remember that... those were the days. Nothing lasts nowadays, everything breaks right away.
User 1: So no one can tell me how to extend the hose?
User 15: Screw it and use a watering can, plus it keeps you in shape!
User 1: But I can't walk anymore and I'm not allowed to carry anything heavy....
User 18: Then you're wrong here!!!
User 5: Exactly!
User 1. Why?
User 17: This is a gardening forum, if you have trouble walking and carrying, log on
the health forum.
Admin: I'm locking this thread and User 1 is banned for spamming"