I'm in on it, and am determined to get it. I have several plans for it.
1) Expertly reproduce his signature and place it on a resignation letter that includes the sentence, "You, Mr. Leonsis, are a twat." The idea is that Ted gets so pissed that he doesn't bother to check if it's real.
2) Hope that his essence or whatever is still on it so I can pay a voodoo shaman to turn it into a makeshift effigy doll that you can stick pins in to make Blaine writhe, cry, and pee on himself. If it works, I figure I can multiply my money reselling it here.
3) If I can get his fingerprint or DNA off it, I can frame him for murder. This feels like the most promising idea, but if I don't want to commit a murder then I have to find an unsolved one. He's too young for Kennedy, so I figured Biggie or Tupac. Then I thought Biggie AND Tupac. I'll keep you posted.
EDIT: It occurs to me now that I should say that I'm kidding. If any of these things actually happened to him, someone here could print a copy of this, label it Exhibit A, and send it to the cops. I'd like to think you'd have my back, but I know I irritate some of g00n. Some of YOU, rather...