Dat is F’ed up…..he was already goofy looking!
Yeah, in our house the term for Carlson's look has always been "Resting Dope Face."
He went through a stretch many years ago, lots of gaffes, boneheaded stuff. We started to talk about him like he's dumb. At some point I said, "I don't know. I think that's just his face."
And she said, "How's that?"
"Look at his player pic on the website. Not a bad looking guy, but he looks like a dummy."
"Yeah, so he's dumb. That's what I said."
"Right, but what I'M saying is that's just how his face is. He's probably not dumb, he just looks dumb. Like all things being equal, his face really wants you to think he's not smart."
"So you're saying he's smart?"
"He could be smart. But his face has no choice. That's just how it is."
"So he just looks dumb..."
"Yeah. Can't control it. Like your resting heart rate. He has Resting Dope Face."
"Is that 'dope' like he's dopey? Or like he smokes dope?"
"Is there a difference?"
For the record, we really like John Carlson a lot. Big fans. But these are the kinds of discussions we have when we're watching hockey with a few bottlecaps strewn about.