This is the one, this one right here. In all my years on HFBoards, I've been searching for the "most HFBoards take of all time", and I think I've finally found it.
It just hits every single nail perfectly on the head. If this were an F1 qualifying lap, you'd have gone purple in all 3 sectors here.
You got off to a perfect start with the full fledged plan to solve moral injustice for good. Look at you, thinking 6, maybe 7 years ahead with this full on plan to guarantee that "everybody wins". Then at the end of that paragraph, one could only read this and imagine the brilliant scene where at the age of 30, the victim, the hockey players who sexually assaulted her, and all of these ever so greatful heads of charities all get together for a beer at the local Applebee's, reminisce about the "good ol' days", and laugh off that "one crazy night" that landed them all in one big misunderstanding. Boys will be boys and all that!
Oh, then there's the sheer confidence in your mathematical breakdown of exactly how much every perpetrator should pay, as well as to who within society gets which portion of that breakdown and their scheduled annual installments. I absolutely dig the confidence here. A level of energy here that no one has seen since Babe Ruth called the direction of his Home Run a century ago. Absolutely stunning.
But it's the last point that really takes the cake. The first two made this an A-tier HFBoards take, but it's the obvious reveal of your agenda, the part where you practically admit to everyone that the only think you truly care about here, is "the teams" (which I can only reasonably assume includes the team that you happen to support), not "getting screwed over" for having drafted or traded for players they didn't know participated in a gang rape. Those poor teams, the real victims in all of this! That right there brought this right to the top of the S tier. An all-time post I hope is forever saved for the world to look back upon. I can finally say that my time here on HFB, from when I joined I don't know how many years ago, is now worth it.
Thank you, just...thank you.